I’m trying to avoid prison

Knowitalls!

Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray get chatting about the odd dating profiles that they have come across and felt the need to share these beauties with all of you.

The profiles range from the absurd to the politically heavy and go into things like vaccination preferences, height, vehicle ownership and religious beliefs.

Questions that get answered this week:

• What is a hobo-sexual?
• Is Mr. Clay a God-Fearing man?
• How long did it take Charlie Ray to propose to his 2^nd wife after meeting her?
• What kind of curtains does Mr. Clay have?

"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"

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