Get to work bitches

This week we get to the core of what makes for a memorable hotel/hostel experience. The adventure begins with tales of drinking hot, shower water, and technology getting the best of Mr. Clay’s mom yet somehow ends with us discussing that Donald Trump is made up of USA instead of DNA (he truly is a specimen).

          Learn about the awesomeness of Mexican hostels, the symphony of snores and why you have to shower in Pairs while staying at the Flying Pig (downtown) hostel in Amsterdam.

 

Questions that get answered this week:

• Instead of shower beers, can you have shower Oreos?
• What image did Mr. Clay’s mom keep as her phone background while travelling through Europe?
• In European hostels, what exactly does
  “Queen sized bed” mean?
• What country has a Hostel that is directly above a McDonalds and its ever pungent deep fryer exhaust?
• Where can you stay if you want hookers to beat down the adjoining room door while their pimp brandishes a gun and yells at them from the street?