The Answers for Everything Podcast

After these messages, we’ll be right back

Thanks for joining us on another episode of the AFE podcast. This week, Josh and Mr. Clay discuss hammers, making love to cars, new marijuana strains, hospital visits, fighting bears and making a cheese omelette.
 
 
Some questions that get answered this episode:
What does Josh use a Ball-Peen hammer for?
Why did Josh go blind?
Why is Charlie Ray absent from this episode?
 
“I just assume that a snake is gonna bite my vagina”
                    -Teapot-

The amazing conversation guy (Bonus Episode)

The hosts talk about parenting differences from the 80’s until now and why it led to Josh physically assaulting an old man for past transgressions. There are three news stories; one featuring a spicy pepper, one about sexual misconduct on a passenger train and one about a murder charge.
The show ends with some talk about a new American Pie movie and the telling of two truths and a lie.
 
“I put a little Santa hat and googly eyes on my dick”
                                -Mr. Clay-

Recording in progress

To start off this episode the hosts have a little conversation about daylight savings time, which leads into some listener questions about music, video games and making love at sea. Mr. Clay tells 2 truths and a lie while Josh reminisces about having wet dreams.
 
Some questions that get answered this episode:
 
What did Mr. Clay’s kid break while he was at work?
Were Josh and Mr. Clay Sega or Nintendo purists?
What should be in hotel nightstands instead of the bible?
 
 
“I can make you some schnitz right now”
                                 -Josh-
 

Vagasil Vegemite (Bonus Episode)

The hosts discuss a “would you rather” question while Josh tells the tale of his recent disc golf triumph. Topics after that include MR. T, people dying on planes, the Love Boat, Vegemite and then the show ends with a new segment that involves bad Christopher Walken impressions.
 
“Bleeding from the asshole is never a good thing”
                   -Charlie Ray-

Shave that growler

Happy Sunday, Knowitalls. This week Josh and Mr. Clay bring you news of gay club goers in Russia, call center rules and regulations, Keri lotion usages, bad handjobs VS good and the great butcher boxes from Meridian meats has to offer.
 
Some questions that get answered this episode:
 
What happened to the actor who played “Half sack” in Sons of Anarchy?
What could happen to you if you have blue or orange hair in Russia?
Have the hosts been recording for 7 minutes?
Was Josh ever addicted to meth?
 
 
“I climb up into the sink and scrub my asshole with my hand”
                               -Josh-

I just don’t care anymore (Bonus Episode)

This week’s bonus episode is all about Amazon having creative control over James Bond, the hosts current TV show watching and then ends with a few Urban Dictionary definitions.
 
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

Baja Blasting

Josh starts the show off with a story about a menacing hot water tank which leads to stories about car troubles on road trips. The boys chat about Hooters and what may come from their bankruptcy. The end of the show is all about Urban Dictionary.
 
Some questions that get answered this episode:
Where is Charlie Ray taking a cruise?
How much was the new Captain America popcorn bucket in Edmonton?
What are mudflaps?
 
 
"I don’t know how you and me are gonna end up doing our own Tug video"
-Charlie Ray-
 

I am the SHNITZ (Bonus Episode)

Just a little bonus episode here with the focus on new TV shows that the hosts are enjoying, shnitz, Elon Musk’s new kid and Post Malone with Nirvana.
 
 
“I would raw dog anyway”
-Josh-

Let Father Time win, he’s undefeated

Charlie Ray starts the show off with some speculative ponderings about movies from our past that would benefit from the technology of today. The conversation turns to Yoda and his self imposed, exile on Dagobah and finishes with talk about the Gremlins movies and homeless people hanging out behind Bojangles as they cook hot dogs.
 
Some questions that get answered this episode:
 
Why did Yoda choose Dagobah as his hiding place after Order 66?
Why does Mr. Clay relate to the fake movie, Gremlins 2.5?
What is a Carolina Hot Pocket?
What is a Bojangles?
 
 
“Nobody will be inspired by what we do”
                                 -Teapot-
 

Unless you wanna scrub your hindquarters (Bonus Episode)

Hello Knowitalls. When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure.
The hosts spend some time on Stallone, brain development, testicle sizes, bedroom romp clean-up and that’s about it.
 
 
“Fold it in half and put it in”
-Josh

Tongue punch Kylie Minogue in the fart box

Welcome back Knowitalls, thanks for listening to another episode of the Answers for Everything podcast.
This episode is mostly about the 2025 Super Bowl but the hosts do veer off path so that they can discuss Mr. Clay’s underwear, fishing line shenanigans, charcoal pills, royal taste testers from medieval times, Kylie Minogue and also Tara Reid.
 
Some questions that get answered this episode:
 
Why does Josh want fishing line attached to his testicles?
Why is Charlie Ray going to get a chin splash guard?
Who was trying to feed Josh ashes?
 
 
“I’m pretty vanilla when it comes to lovemaking”
-Josh

Definitely not Ali Larter (Bonus Episode)

Hello Knowitalls. When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure.
Enjoy this week’s Bonus episode with Josh and Mr. Clay talking about the new Captain America movie, farts permeating underwear, Post Malone Oreos, and Ali Larter
 
 
 
“If you can find happiness in this world then you should definitely hold onto it”
-Charlie Ray-

To Furry or not to Furry? That is the question

This episode has the boys chatting about food poisoning, hotel buffet breakfasts, some science stuff about Giraffes gets discussed and the hosts finish it with talk of the AVN expo and Furries.
 
Some questions that get answered this episode:
 
What does Charlie Ray keep around his house in case of an upset tummy?
What does Josh do before putting Marmalade on his nipples?
What is a Bakersfield grilled cheese?
 
 
“I don’t like to think about what I’m putting into my mouth sometimes”
 
-Charlie Ray
 

How do you Cyber fart? (Bonus Episode)

A little bonus here with some Urban Dictionary, a “would you rather?” question, news stories about women farting and dudes caught in restaurant waste, exhaust vents.
 
 
“That being said, I’ve got a wooly Mammoth in my pants”
 
-Charlie Ray
 

You can only have so much schnitz until you’re schnitzed out

Josh brings news of a new fight league to compete with the UFC. News from Florida, New York City rats VS other places and why Alberta has no rat population.
 
Some questions that get answered this episode:
What is the GFL?
What little tasks do the boys want to accomplish this week?
Is Charlie Ray scared of mice or rats?
 
 
“I know it’s fantastic. I can raw dawg all I want and not have to worry about a baby”
 -Mr. Clay

I do want the huge probes in my butt (Bonus Episode)

Another AFE Podcast, bonus episode for all the Knowitalls out there.
This show is all about Josh and Mr. Clay chatting about debt repayment, beating off, cancer scares, Post Malone Oreos, Don Cheadle and D-box movie theatre seats using anal probes to keep you in place as the seat moves around.
 
 
"I’ve given a lot of good advice on this episode"
-Charlie Ray-

Finger pistols for silent hand jobs

Welcome back Knowitalls, thanks for listening to another episode of the Answers for Everything podcast.
 
This week the hosts all talk about their current TV viewing, girls removing ribs to become skinnier, eggs being recalled in Canada and what to avoid while travelling on a plane.
 
Some questions that get answered this episode:
How much do the hosts love Kate Beckinsale?
Do people often urinate on other people while on a plane?
Can any of the hosts speak Spanish?
 
 
“I derail the conversation quite spectacularly, many times”
-Charlie Ray

Show me the pot of gold (Bonus Episode)

This little bonus episode has Josh telling a tale about his woes with the insurance corporation of British Columbia and Charlie Ray discusses his genius plan that he calls “Quiet Hiring”. Mr. Clay teaches the boys what Flesh mittens are.
 
"My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings"
-Josh-

Tickle my geyser

Thanks for stopping by the Answers for everything podcast. This episode has Josh, Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray answering some listener questions and briefly touching on the California fires, Urban dictionary and their pathetic skillz when it comes to the females and dating.
 
Some questions that get answered this episode:
What number is Charlie Ray on the waitlist for the Ted Lasso DVD set?
Which host suffers from seasonal depression?
Did Josh go to medical school?
 
 
"I’ll take the boner, boners are fun”
 
            -Josh-

Soaking isn’t just for Mormons (Bonus Episode)

What does this week’s bonus episode offer the listener? Well, how about car batteries, iced tea, Skeleton Crew, gay conversion therapy, ETIAS and UK visa programs, glass slippers and non-sex with Mormons.
 
“I just assume that a snake is gonna bite my vagina”
                    -Teapot-

It’s a work in progress

Welcome back Knowitalls. This episode starts with Josh, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talking about A.I Cameras, winter roads, Aubrey Plaza’s late husband and ends with a brief discussion of what Josh’s new nickname will be.
 
Questions that get answered this episode:
What is an angry Cobra?
What does Josh think happened to Aubrey Plaza’s husband?
Does Josh “Wrap it up”?
 
 
“I put a little Santa hat and googly eyes on my dick”
                                -Mr. Clay-

Straight from butt plugs to Christmas (Bonus Episode)

This bonus episode features Lexi and Dora as the 1st guests on the AFE podcast for 2025. Today’s discussion is about the official King Charles portrait, The Littlest Hobo, KFC fire logs, Dora’s haunted house, noises men make while making sweet, sweet love, East coast Canada Urban Dictionary terms and how a taco fight ends up with divorce proceedings.
 
“I can make you some schnitz right now”
                                 -Josh-

The vitamin store guy tried to molest me

It’s Christmas in February! Welcome to the Christmas Eve, recorded episode of the Answers for Everything podcast.
 
Please enjoy as Josh gives everyone his Brussels sprouts recipe while Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray do some shots and chat about life. Mr. Clay learns some new vocabulary from Josh and Charlie ray. The hosts talk about their feelings while Charlie Ray goes into depth on his radio show’s plans for the holiday season.
 
Questions that get answered this episode:
Can you get beer or Canadian whisky at Costco in Canada?
Why did Josh miss the birthday party that his mom planned for him?
Who is Pubert?
Who would work Charlie Ray’s radio show if he couldn’t come in?
 
 
“Bleeding from the asshole is never a good thing”
                   -Charlie Ray-

I did some stupid sh## in the past (Bonus Episode)

This nice little bonus episode here touches on subjects like Uncle Jesse, Ice cube trays, Canadian TV shows,  bagged milk, nipple shapes and Urban dictionary.
 
 
“I climb up into the sink and scrub my asshole with my hand”
                               -Josh-

I still dream about the Power Glove, it’s so bad

Welcome back Knowitalls. This episode is brought to you by Josh, Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray and like most episodes… they talk about food and sex. The hosts bring up topics like Pre-Covid VS Post-Covid buffets, porn stars taking on more than their fair share of wieners, frozen pizza, KFC buffets, Kraven the hunter and the depopulation of Earth.
 
Questions that get answered this episode:
 
Does rice have a 4 day shelf life?
What presents did Charlie Ray buy for Christmas?
Did Kraven the Hunter make Josh happy?
 
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

The Redneck Trifecta (Bonus Episode)

Happy Wednesday Knowitalls, it’s time for a bonus episode.
 
This episode involves the hosts talking about the Sony Spiderverse, Bobby Lee, Urban Dictionary and Nutella.
 
"I don’t know how you and me are gonna end up doing our own Tug video"
-Charlie Ray-

Do we have a name for this episode yet?

Hello Knowitalls and thanks for joining up for another episode of the “Answers for Everything” podcast. This week’s show brings you Josh, Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray giving you details on golf carts that you never knew that you needed. For some extra content the hosts chat about snow forts, stealing stuff and finding a magical set of keys that changed lives.
 
Questions that get answered this episode:
 
What Golfer tries to avoid using carts during championships?
Does Charlie Ray think that Top Golf is racist?
What did Mr. Clay use a stolen fire extinguisher for?
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

Beaver Hunter69 (Bonus Episode)

Once again much love goes out to the people of Singapore and North Carolina for hungrily listening to the full AFE catalogue in the last 2 weeks :)
 
The bonus episode for this week has the 3 hosts chatting about hot tub repairs, online dating banter gone wrong, Josh has a food poisoning update and Hawk Tuah Girl’s crypto crash
 
 
“Nobody will be inspired by what we do”
                                 -Teapot-

Don’t eat at IKEA

First things first! 
A huge thank you goes out to all the North Carolina and Singapore listeners who  keep downloading shows as fast as they get released; the AFE crew send all their love your way.
 
This episode is all about Josh telling of his recent bout of food poisoning that he suspects that got from IKEA. In between food poisoning talk, the hosts chat about the latest Diddy and Jay Z news and how celebs go through major weight changes with the greatest of ease.
 
Questions that get answered this episode:
Does Josh need an Iced Cap to be able to bleed from his anus?
Was Josh’s Doctor concerned about Josh’s predicament?
How many Transformers movies was Mark Wahlberg star in?
 
 
“I would raw dog anyway”
-Josh-

The Cincinnati Bow tie (Bonus Episode)

Another Bonus Episode from the Answers for Everything crew.
This episode centers around the hosts former jobs that they may or may not have been fired from. Perhaps they even share stories about shitty coworkers? If that isn’t enough to tantalize you into listening then maybe you would like to hear about Danny DeVito’s daughter, Ben Affleck or Tyler Labine? Stick around and learn all about that and so much more (Such as Cincinnati Bowties and Blacksmith Tomahawks).
 
“Fold it in half and put it in”
-Josh

I wanna glaze my nuggets

Happy New Year, Knowitalls.
 
This week the hosts tackle a few listener questions and learn about hot tubs, how most gay porno movies start, new McDonald’s sauces, and Jacob Hoggard
 
Questions that get answered this episode:
Why did Mr. Clay shovel his grass?
What is “Chalaza”?
What happened to the lead singer from the band Hedley?
 
“I’m pretty vanilla when it comes to lovemaking”
-Josh

Rowan Atkinson and Jim Carrey do a Double Dutch Rudder (Bonus Episode)

When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure
This episode revolves around Josh reviewing Matthew McConaughey’s tuna salad sandwich recipe, a new Urban Dictionary term and then a deep dive into a question about their high school math teacher.
 
"I’ll take the boner, boners are fun”
 
            -Josh-

Borderline retardation

Thanks again for choosing to spend some free time with us here at the AFE podcast, we appreciate it.
This episode starts out with Mr. Clay apologizing because in a previous episode he couldn’t tell the difference between Bridgette Wilson and Missi Pyle. The hosts discuss when salting icy roads first became widespread and then end the show with way too much information about the Duke’s of Hazzard and their family tree.
 
Questions that get answered this episode:
 
What is Charlie Rav’s favorite scene from Deadpool?
What is a sperm tugboat?
What is the movie “Tip Toes” about?
 
 
“I don’t like to think about what I’m putting into my mouth sometimes”
 
-Charlie Ray

It’s a sandwich of men (Bonus Episode)

Merry Christmas Knowitalls!
 
 This week the hosts welcome Lexi with her second visit to the AFE podcast to discuss dating in 2024. Get ready to learn points of view on who pays for dinner, scrotum waxing, rub ‘n’ tugs and if butt stuff is on the menu.
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

He’s my Duncle

This week the 3 hosts start the show discussing where some idioms originated from and end it with Japanese houses, Dutch toilets and chocolate fountains.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Where does Charlie Ray want to set up a massage course?
Where does the phrase “Bob’s your uncle” come from?
Why did the Golden Corral remove their chocolate fountain?
 
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

The Marmalade King (Bonus Episode)

Thanks for joining the AFE podcast hosts as they bring you a bonus episode filled with Diddy references, adult movie categories, Canadians in the music industry, marmalade and KFC’s Double Down sandwich.
 
"I’ve given a lot of good advice on this episode"
-Charlie Ray-

It came from Hickory farms, Bitch

Josh and Mr. Clay talk about a simpler time from their high school days, weird road signs, knock off shoes, Hickory farms, IHOP , advent calendars and whipped butter.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Is Josh a rebel?
What did Mr. Clay drag under his car for about an hour?
What does Josh mourn when he drives by a particular empty building in Abbotsford?
 
“I’m pretty vanilla when it comes to lovemaking”
-Josh

The Jizz gun that squirts the perfect amount on your bun (Bonus Episode)

Hello Knowitalls. On this episode Josh and Mr. Clay bring you some talk about House of the Dragon, vacation days, buying drugs online, shopping at Christmas time and bitter marmalade.
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Nunchuk Charlie Ray

Hello Knowitalls.
This week the hosts chat about Anton Yelchin’s death, Hank Azaria, the perfect Star Wars trilogy, half limp penises (half hard?)  and battery locations in vehicles.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What would Charles pay to watch hank Azaria do?
Who is Starkiller?
Who does Josh think he looks like?
 
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

Good thing Elon is making a bunch of sex robots (Bonus)

Happy Wednesday, Knowitalls.
This episode consists of Josh, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talking about things such as Mechanophilia, eating poutine and the 7 wonders of the world.
 
“I derail the conversation quite spectacularly, many times”
-Charlie Ray

Mute that gives hand jobs

Welcome back to the morons who talk about stupid shit podcast
On this episode, the boys chat a bit about bands, squirrels and raccoons used as pets, Karens ruining the world, some urban dictionary and then Josh brings a new segment to the show that revolves around Sylvester Stallone.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What 3 famous people lived near Charlie Ray?
Which celebrity does Josh think that he killed?
What does Charlie Ray think you should hold onto once you found it?
 
“I’m pretty vanilla when it comes to lovemaking”
-Josh

No private stalls (Bonus Episode)

Welcome back Knowitalls (Morons?) to another bonus episode of this podcast.
Today the hosts start the show with conversations about Arizona iced tea, Royal crown cola and Rebecca Romijn. To wind down, they end the show with answers to some listener questions about subs, hair in food and people who complain too much.
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

I’ve been Hagmaxxing for a while now

Good day Knowitalls. Welcome to another episode of the morons who talk about stupid shit, podcast.
This episode revolves around bees, Forrest Gump, Dutch guys stuffing eggs in their bumholes, airline seating, Mountain Dew and creating wifey material using Javier Bardem and Margot Robbie body parts.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What is Royal jelly?
How many hard boiled eggs did a Dutch man cram into his rectum?
What is the world’s record for speed of a wheelbarrow?
What is the ultimate taboo?
 
“Nobody will be inspired by what we do”
                                 -Teapot-

I guess I’ve got big, fatty nipples. It makes up for my miniscule wiener (Bonus Episode)

Welcome everyone to the inaugural episode of the Morons talking about stupid shit, podcast.
 
This bonus episode is all about Josh and Mr. Clay talking about flying on planes, AI replacing all jobs, Teen Wolf movie from the 80’s,The Wonder Years, Blossom, The Italian job,  new shows on prime, 3D movies, urban dictionary, Sherlock Holmes and nipple piercings.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Why can’t Josh get his nipples pierced?
Does Mr. Clay like 3D movies?
Does Teen Wolf hold up?
What does a PT Cruiser have to do with The Italian Job?
 
"My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings"
-Josh-

Sus•cep•ti•ble, susectible, testicle, decepticon, decepticle

Dora is back this week and she brings tales of Thanksgiving meals, toothless neighbors, blind cats and theories on Chris Hemsworth’s sexual prowess.
The boys bring up topics such as surprise prostate exams, testicular ultrasounds, Diddy freak-offs, recording dreams and where evil billionaire’s should build their secret lairs. There is a brief discussion on whether the podcast name should be changed to “Morons talking about stupid shit” due to the nature of the actual discussions on the show.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
 
Why did Dora make her own pumpkin puree for pie?
How many pies can Dora make for $6?
Is Mr. Clay’s testicle free of disease?
Where did Charlie Ray fear placing a band-aid?
 
“I don’t like to think about what I’m putting into my mouth sometimes”
 
-Charlie Ray
 

I hope everyone drinks lots of gravy (Bonus Episode)

It’s finally here and the hosts couldn’t be more excited. Over the last 2 years Josh, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay have mentioned the name “Martin Frobisher” and his connection to Canadian Thanksgiving but they have yet to tell the particulars of that tale.
 
Today is that day and although it may be too late for them to celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving with Martin, they have decided to release this episode right in between the USA and Canadian thanksgiving holidays so that both countries can learn about this terrible human being and why he isn’t celebrated along with the holiday that he founded 100’s of years ago.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Who is Martin Frobisher?
Where was the 1st Canadian Thanksgiving celebrated?
What will Mr. Clay do to cake for money?
 
"I’ll take the boner, boners are fun”
            -Josh-

Why are you chopping your penis off?

Hello Knowitalls,
 
This week Josh and Mr. Clay bring you some Austrian news about a man chopping his genitals off while he was high on mushrooms. Somehow this news article sparks some chat about Kids getting jobs, Movie 43, more Diddy talk and ends with Josh re-learning what Jelquing is.
 
 
Questions that get answered this week:
 
Is Wolfie “Knuckledick” Shwartzenegger a real person?
Does Josh know what happened to Jason Hazzard?
How many times has Josh had things inserted into his pooper?
 
 
“I know it’s fantastic. I can raw dawg all I want and not have to worry about a baby”
 -Mr. Clay

We ain’t going nowhere (Bonus Episode)

Hello Knowitalls. When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure
This episode Josh and Mr. Clay chat about Joker 2, Orange shirt day, James Gunn, Snyder-verse, leprechauns, Diddy updates, hitch-hiking, The Golden Girls, goldfish naming and 80’s TV Dads.
 
“That being said, I’ve got a wooly Mammoth in my pants”
-Charlie Ray
 

Time just reasserts itself

This episode Josh and Mr. Clay chat about the AFE podcast’s lost recording about time travel.
 
At one point, the AFE hosts invited scientists on the show and they all discussed time travel but sadly the audio was corrupted so the show is not useable. Today Josh asks Mr. Clay the questions that were designed for that episode, which leads to scientifically wrong answers (but answers nonetheless). Enjoy as the hosts talk about Hitler, rock monsters, Vikings, Sarah Conner, aliens, Interstellar, the MCU, Back to the Future, brain transplants and the pyramids.
 
 
Questions that get answered this week:
 
Do the hosts believe in the giant flood?
Did horses originate in North America?
Why does Mr. Clay hang out in homeless encampments?
What is A Rusty Trombone?
 
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

Ladyboy McBiscuit (Bonus Episode)

It’s time for a topical episode and this week is all (mostly) about Halloween.
The hosts talk about their feelings on Halloween from childhood until now and find some time to tell some real life horror tales. The show ends with some spooky experiences and some opinions on scary movies.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
 
When did Spirit of Halloween open in Mr. Clay’s town this year?
Does Josh currently like Halloween?
Why is Charlie Ray afraid of nighttime in his backyard?
What item did a lady hand out to trick or treaters instead of candy?
 
 
"I don’t know how you and me are gonna end up doing our own Tug video"
-Charlie Ray-