The Answers for Everything Podcast

Masturbation Station

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for listening to the FIRST episode of season 5. After some constructive criticism the show has reverted back to the original intro music by JD Mathews. The hosts are excited for some new segments and obviously some familiar and wonderful old segments. Enjoy the show.
 
Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
The boys engage in a new segment called “Quick and easy”
Clay brings a pop-quiz to the show with questions about Jaws and space
The hosts talk therapy while answering listener questions
News story about a masturbation break room at your job
 
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
“I smack my dick with a ball-peen hammer”
-Josh-

And that’s all the time we have today folks

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for listening to the last episode of season 4.
Please continue to listen to us with the new season (starting next week) for some new segments and some familiar and wonderful old segments. Enjoy the show.
Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
The show starts with news about an African politician named “Adolf Hitler”
Josh has issues with the KFC Express
McDonald’s Canada Grinch meal analysis
The show ends with some choices involving lice and science
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“I just assume that a snake is gonna bite my vagina”
                    -Teapot-

What is this world coming to?

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
Talk about KFC Festive sandwich and Caramel Toffee frosty at Wendys
Special edition advent calendars from weed shops
News story about a school dance leading to pregnancy
Listener questions about swim shorts and recipe books
The hosts discuss travel by train
The show ends with chat about celebrity body parts
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“Either way, I had a raging hard on and was stroking myself in the movie theatre”
-Josh-

It’s all gonna work out

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
Josh and Mr. Clay talk a little bit about buffet restaurant
Josh learns a phrase in German that describes him perfectly
Clay shares a news story about God working miracles through farting
Shenanigans from previous work places is discussed
“Would you rather ?” scenarios involving body parts
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“I can make you some schnitz right now”
                                 -Josh-

The Tipless Horseman

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
The show starts with talk about current TV show and movie watching
The hosts play a round of the 5 movie guessing game
“Would you rather?” choices get made
A news story about a grown man wearing a diaper
Charlie Ray shares sad news about his neighbor
Urban dictionary terms
A news story about people breathing through their buttholes
Josh tells a tale of the home-made flamethrower from his youth
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“Bleeding from the asshole is never a good thing”
                   -Charlie Ray-

I’m not just the president of the merkin society, I’m also a client

Merry Christmas and whatever else you wanna say during the holiday season; at AFE we respect your celebratory traditions.
It’s that time of year again (The Answers for Everything, Christmas Eve, drunken recording). This show was recorded on Christmas Eve 2025 and then hastily edited for all the Knowitalls to enjoy.
 
Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
Limited edition Scottish Alcohol
Sylvester Stallone ponderings
Famke Janssen’s journey transforming into a praying mantis
The boys talk about how they look and feel for their age
2026 plans are made for health and sexiness
Everyone learns what a Merkin is
The power of the brain
Running the gauntlet
 
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
”I’m not a scientist but I’m pretty sure that’s how it works”
-Mr. Clay-

His heart wasn’t the only thing that grew 3 sizes that night

Merry Christmas, happy holidays, happy Hanukkah or whatever phrase that you would like to use to celebrate today.
That’s right Knowitalls, this is the Christmas Day episode where you sit around the house with the family (kids, grandparents and neighbors) and all enjoy some wonderful entertainment from the Answers for Everything podcast.
Is it family friendly content? Who really knows for sure? It’s sort of like the phrase “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder” or “Life is like a box of chocolates”. It may not be family friendly content but what we do know is that it’s definitely content of some sort.
Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
Charlie Ray talks about his car repairs (Family friendly)
Listener questions about Christmas stuff (Family Friendly)
“Would you rather?” questions get answered (Family Friendly-ish)
The 3 movie guessing game: Christmas edition (Family Friendly)
Choose your own threesome (Not very Family Friendly)
Urban Dictionary terms (The opposite of Family Friendly)
A news story about Viking poop (Family Friendly-adjacent)
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“I put a little Santa hat and googly eyes on my dick”
                                -Mr. Clay-

The Sarlacc sandwich

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
 
The show hits the ground running with some talk about Jalapeno seeds
The boys discuss a news story about a Belgium police officer
The hosts play a round of the 5 movie guessing game
Charlie Ray teaches everyone some Sylvester Stallone facts
Urban Dictionary definitions involving churros
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“I climb up into the sink and scrub my asshole with my hand”
                               -Josh-

I’m Mr. Joyful and that’s saying something

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
Russian mysterious mountain adventures are discussed
Alaskan cemetery with Russians buried in it
Charlie Ray shares a story about how he became friends with his silent handjob, road trip friend
The hosts discuss what they think it would be like to date Tara Reid
A listener question makes the hosts question their station in life
Charlie Ray teaches everyone what the phrase “Lying flat” means
The hosts play a round of the 5 movie guessing game
Josh shares a news story about cupcakes
 
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

My character has a nice rack

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
Lexi (a dear friend of the show) joins the AFE podcast from her bathtub
A news story about a fake lawyer winning all of his cases
Charlie Ray re-visits his Great Grandfather’s betrayal
An ostrich story from British Columbia
Urban dictionary terms are discussed
A Trailer Park Boys news story
The hosts talk about working for fun instead of to make a living
The show ends with some talk about cereal and poop discoloration
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
"I don’t know how you and me are gonna end up doing our own Tug video"
-Charlie Ray-

She's bangable

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
The show starts with a listener question about anatomy
Retro Taco Bell and Subway menu items are discussed
Charlie Ray talks about the new Taco place he found called “Taco Casa”
The 5 movie guessing game is played
The boys all make the hard decision about Kim Kardashian, Chelsea Clinton and Charlize Theron
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“I would raw dog anyway”
-Josh-

You seem to have answers for everything

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
The show starts with Genealogy on Smurfs
Josh takes the boys through the Family tree of Donald Duck
A round of “The 5 movie guessing game” is played
Judd Apatow films are discussed
Smurf Urban Dictionary terms are explored
The show wraps up with the history of Taco Time
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“Nobody will be inspired by what we do”
                                 -Teapot-
 

The 5 movie guessing game

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
 
The show starts off with a game of “ Fuck, Marry, Kill”
A news story about a pumpkin mystery is told by Charlie Ray
The boys talk briefly about the current TV shows they are watching
The hosts do a round of the “5 movie guessing game”
Favorite Chinese food is discussed
Josh feels sad about Taco Time not being around anymore
A listener question about boogers close out the show
 
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“Fold it in half and put it in”
-Josh-

That’s a great way to end this episode

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
Mr. Clay shares news about farting inside a Floridian Dollar General
Christopher Walken joins the show for a threesome
Charlie Ray describes his ideal woman
The hosts learn what Asian breakfast biscuits are
Some discussion on the current NBA gambling scandal
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

I can’t tell if you’re frozen or pretending to be frozen

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
 
News story about a missing car in Germany
Charlie Ray learns about Russian salads
Listener question about car sex, tears for lube and fishing
We learn about Charlie Ray’s dad taking him to a bar as a child.
Charlie Ray tries to decide what subject he should tackle next episode
 
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“I’m pretty vanilla when it comes to lovemaking”
-Josh-

There’s easier and better ways not to get scurvy

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
 
The show starts with Mr. Clay giving his review of Tron: Ares
Josh talks about going to a movie and being served a full meal
Clay teaches Josh about Unit 731 from WW2
Greta Thunberg’s hair is discussed
The “Guess the movie game” makes an appearance
Clay learns about the child orgy scene from the IT novel
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“Nothing gay about having Alan Tudyk’s dick in your mouth”
-Josh-

For Herpes? It’s Valtrex

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
 
Clay shares a news story about Chimpanzee fashion sense
Charlie Ray talks about James Gunn getting fired
The hosts discuss the future of movie making using A.I
Charlie Ray guesses some Urban Dictionary definitions
 
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“AIDS is better than anal leakage”
-Josh-
 

Chili-Mac, its what’s for dinner

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
 
The show kicks off with a review of Arby’s new steak bites
A news story about Florida’s Elmoncy Sercle sniffing feet for cash
The boys breakdown their thoughts on Peacemaker season 2
Charlie Ray learns about Kentucky crossbows and German bomb shelters
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“I don’t care about the listener and I don’t care about you guys”
-Mr. Clay-

I love being a fat F**k

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
A news story about a Russian motorcycle in Alaska
The boys imagine the perfect Subway sandwich
Josh and Mr. Clay play the movie game
Some tough choices had to be made for the “Fuck, Marry, Kill” game
Clay warms up to the idea that Kevin James isn’t just a fat POS
 
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“Well, this episode has devolved”
-Josh
 

Come on man, figure it out

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
The boys chat a little about Tron: Ares
Amazon’s choices for their James Bond property
Some TV and movie idioms are discussed
The hosts talk about arranged marriages
Clay plays the “guess the movie” game with Josh
Urban dictionary terms about quicksand and Tennessee
 
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“You can’t ask these guys a serious question”
-Josh

The nutsack trampoline

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
Weather chitchat leads to Mr. Clay learning what “SWALLS” means
A news story about cocaine in a city’s waste water
Potato chip review regarding the Stranger Things/Doritos collaboration
Clay reveals a terrible decision he made using Cool Ranch Doritos
The hosts answer listener questions
Josh talks about his work as a volunteer fireman to rescue cats in trees
 
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“I’m gonna choose those 2 teachers to molest me”
-Josh-

An imitation, plastic f*** doll that you ordered off Temu

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
 
Charlie Ray gives details on his recent colonoscopy
Follow up news on the California butt sniffer
Cashew growing is discussed
The AFE crew learn why beans give you gas
The current Canada postal strike is discussed
Some conspiracy theories are talked about
The movie game is played
 
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“If you can find happiness in this world then you should definitely hold onto it”
-Charlie Ray-

Rubber and perspiration

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
 
Halloween episode today with a tale of re-incarnation
Charlie Ray gives everyone a story if how little his parents cared when it came to the types of movies he was watching as a child
Urban dictionary definitions are discussed
The hosts learn a cool fact about Fairuza Balk’s name
Josh asks the boys what their dream Halloween costume would be
Charlie Ray is jealous of his medieval  ancestor’s huge, Cod-Piece built into his suit of armor
 
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“Nothing gay about getting your nuts massaged”
-Josh-

One pecker to rule them all

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
 
Halloween is this week so the hosts bring tales of haunted castles and ghost hunters
Charlie Ray talks of his disdain for woodpeckers
Highlights of the multitude of haunted places in Kansas City
The boys play “Guess the movie” by only hearing the description from the back of the DVD Case.
Halloween themed “Would you rather?” questions are answered
Urban dictionary definitions make an appearance to close out the show
 
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“I don’t like to think about what I’m putting into my mouth sometimes”
-Charlie Ray-
 

It looks like a lazy Cheshire cat sitting on a mushroom table

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
A listener questions opens up the show and the hosts discuss their favorite condiments
A news story about a grown man driving a Barbie Power wheels through town
Josh shares a sad tale about a road trip to Prince George, Canada
The boys play “Guess the movie” by only hearing the description from the back of the DVD Case.
Romantic idioms are discussed
Charlie Ray talks about the exact size of his testes
The show ends with a discussion about editing the ending or leaving it unedited
 
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“In certain circles, I’m known as a retard”
-Josh

It smells like ass and old people

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
 
A throwback to Charlie Ray’s one-eyed-Viagra eating friend
The boys do a quick dive into solar power
A listener question that relates to the smell of soup
Who would make a better wife? Lou Diamond Phillips or a streetwise crack whore?
Josh expresses his fear of dating a woman who is too hot (even if she is a crack whore)
 
 
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“That being said, I’ve got a wooly Mammoth in my pants”
-Charlie Ray

I don't wanna die yet...

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
 
Pet owners not picking up after their pets
Deep dive down the Batman/Superman relationship
James Gunn praise on universe building
Clay and Charlie Ray guess what movie Josh is describing as he reads the back of multiple DVD cases
Urban dictionary terms about Colorado
 
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“I know it’s fantastic. I can raw dawg all I want and not have to worry about a baby”
 -Mr. Clay

You missed some lit episodes

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
Doctor visits for ear cleaning
Choosing threesomes with MacGyver, Kate Beckinsale, Elliot Page and so many more
A news story involving a sleepwalking murderer
Tuberculosis cases showing up in Maine
The hosts discuss the new Cliffhanger movie remake
Everyone learns who Elizabeth Banks is married to while also learning how dedicated she is to her movies
 
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
"I’ve given a lot of good advice on this episode"
-Charlie Ray-

That sounds about right

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
General talk about Perogy (Pierogi?) availability at the grocery stores
News story about a squirrel and a stolen truck
Charlie Ray’s close encounter with a police standoff
A listener question about childhood fun
Naked Nintendo shows up in conversation (as usual)
Urban dictionary terms involving the pirating world
 
 
 
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
"My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings"
-Josh-

Sorry about your penis (Part Deux)

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
Charlie Ray brings everyone some news about goats and bees
A listener question about revenge gets answered
The hosts discuss the scientific ramifications of having a blowhole on the top of their penises
The downfalls of taking too much Viagra
 
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“I derail the conversation quite spectacularly, many times”
-Charlie Ray-

Very secretive and hush-hush about the whole thing

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
Josh brings a new guessing game to the show that’s movie based
A delightful story about cock rings
Stipulations to marrying your own cousin
News story about a minister from Alabama
“Would you rather?” questions about time travel and pubic hair
Easter idioms are discussed
 
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“Nothing gay about having a 65 year old me come back in time and f**k me in the ass”
-Josh-

That thing is gonna gain a chromosome

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
 
Dora stopped by to talk about her house renovation
Dora gives juicy details on her pegging experiences
The hosts choose terrible threesomes involving Power Rangers, kids with Down’s Syndrome, Jack Black and their younger selves.
A callback to the shadowman butt penetrator from previous episodes
The Lake Nyos disaster
Listener questions about Grindr
KFC Pickle menu review
 
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
"I’ll take the boner, boners are fun”
 
            -Josh-

She’s got a huge hammer of a hog

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
 
Chat about Will Smith’s current celebrity status
Listeners send in some questions that get answered
The hosts learn a little bit about strawberry shortcake
Christmas themed idioms
The costs of hotels and living spaces in BC
 
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
”I’m not a scientist but I’m pretty sure that’s how it works”
-Mr. Clay-

My nipple is bigger than my dick

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
 
A quick consensus of how good Peacemaker and James Gunn’s Superman are
Reese filled cups, good VS bad
Summerland Sweets and their delicious syrups and jams
The amazing way Russians do hand shakes
The findings of scientist Jacobo Grinberg
A strange fact about Octopi
The hosts get into some intense discussion for their ideal threesome (albeit choosing from some very dismal choices)
 
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“I smack my dick with a ball-peen hammer”
-Josh-

It’s a different kind of crack to be addicted to

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
A news story about a serial butt sniffer
Urban dictionary definitions about laundry, Carlsbad and Grandmothers.
Shania Twain McDonald’s items
Answering a listener question about managing free time
Examining the pimp culture from the 1970’s
Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support. Feel free to send all questions out to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“I just assume that a snake is gonna bite my vagina”
                    -Teapot-

(Bonus episode) All season 3 after credits

Hi Knowitalls. This BONUS episode is 100% recycled from after credit audio from every show during season 3. If you missed any of the audio after the ending theme music plays, this is where you can catch up on all of those clips.
 
 
“I put a little Santa hat and googly eyes on my dick”
                                -Mr. Clay-

The Megan Fox side piece

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Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
 
Clay and Josh discuss spreading out global birthrates more evenly
Movie talk about Jurassic World and Karate Kid legends
Listener questions get answered pertaining to Smurfberry Crunch and pool halls/Arcades
Megan Fox plastic surgery talk
The hosts discuss a Wizarding school in Poland
 
 
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*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“Either way, I had a raging hard on and was stroking myself in the movie theatre”
-Josh-

Six pallets of unsold butthole chocolates

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Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.  Listed below are some conversation highlights from this episode.
Barcelona’s museum of eroticism
Urban dictionary meanings
A news story about a woman impersonating a nurse
A listener question about pick up lines
Charlie Ray admits that he’s a centuries old vampire
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“I can make you some schnitz right now”
                                 -Josh-

Every time I sneeze, I spray the inside of my shorts

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.
 
Discussion highlights from this episode:
- Garbage bins and recycling woes as a homeowner
- Mr. Clay thinks that cardboard recycling companies are shady operations
- Charlie Ray talks about his mom’s new sex swing
-  Mr. Clay has a very hard time pronouncing the word “colloquially”
- Charlie Ray gives the listener some BBQ sauce info from Kansas city
- Sounding bar scenarios and medical kinks
 
 
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*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
“Bleeding from the asshole is never a good thing”
                   -Charlie Ray-

A fine how do you do

Hello Knowitalls and thank you for joining the hosts for another episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.
 
Discussion highlights from this episode:
Fantastic 4 and Superman discussions
Listener questions regarding immigration, Jack Sparrow, unlocked doors, James Bond and a drug addicts triumph.
Choose your own threesome questions
Which Stallone movie is it?
Unwanted Urine sample news story
The downside of using Splenda
Idiom definitions
 
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“I climb up into the sink and scrub my asshole with my hand”
                               -Josh-

That’s an inside joke

Hello there and thank you for joining the hosts for another tantalizing episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.
 
Discussion highlights from this episode:
Special edition movie buckets
News story about a man living in secret above his ex girlfriend’s bedroom
Lonnie Anderson death news
Listener questions about relationships and movie watching
Hotels with mirrors on the ceiling and 24 hour porno channels
Robotic fish that eat garbage
 
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*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

I need to break the addiction

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Highlights from this episode:
Josh discovered a new store near his new place that he loves
A major throwback to episode #4 of this podcast titled “Mmm, they like it” with Teapot and Mr. Clay
A news story about a homophobic German footballer
Choosing a bride when the options suck
Scientific facts about bananas
Liam Neeson’s alleged dong size and bladder control
 
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
"I don’t know how you and me are gonna end up doing our own Tug video"
-Charlie Ray-

Looks like Sugar Daddy had to give up the sugar

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With Josh back this episode, the boys can perform a hillbilly turntable and boy
howdy… do they!
 The episode starts out with a news story of a soccer coach, prey upon teenage boys which leads to the hosts discussing their own inability to be sexually skilled. Josh tells a news story about the sad aftermath of a neighborly dispute which leads to a memory of a tense confrontation that Josh had at a Costco.
 
Charlie Ray relays some terrible news about a local Family Dollar store before answering some questions about bedroom kinks. The show comes to an end as the hosts talk about Katy Perry’s most recent date in Montreal.
 
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“I would raw dog anyway”
-Josh-

That’s not politically correct

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This week Josh is away so Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay step up the plate for a duos show. The episode starts out with talk about trading handjobs for yard work and spirals quite quickly downward from there.
The hosts discuss news stories about choking, listener questions about bathroom breaks, 1st dates and shoelaces. They talk about their method to throwing away old clothes before ending the show with some Urban Dictionary definitions.
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“Nobody will be inspired by what we do”
                                 -Teapot-
 

The hairy umbrella

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Highlights from this episode:
Some Pee Wee Herman news
A listener question about penis size relating to butthole size
A news story about how deadly MRI machines can be
Clay finally guesses a Stallone movie correctly
Charlie Ray admits his man crush toward Allen Tudyk
The hosts learn some anatomy of the penis
 
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
“Fold it in half and put it in”
-Josh

I don’t have to go to L.A to spread AIDS

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Highlights from this episode:
Some listeners get their questions answered
Listeners ask the hosts to define some Urban Dictionary terms
Charlie Ray takes everyone down memory lane to his high school days
A discussion of what your pets think of while watching you make love
Everyone learns some facts about Groupers and Rainbow Trout
The cost of Blue fin tuna
Why you should not fart into someone’s face
 
 
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

Periscope dick (REDUX)

Just a heads up Knowitalls!!
 This is a re-upload of the title with the same name but this time the proper file was uploaded. Sorry about the confusion.
 
Highlights from this episode:
-The Voynich Manuscript discussion
- Benefits of short and fat penises VS long and skinny
- News about an elderly woman leaving her entire estate to a male escort
- The “extra” work Charlie Ray did while massaging people
- The joys of threesomes with Hitler
 
*Thanks to Skyrecords for the “Funk on groove” theme music
 
 
“I’m pretty vanilla when it comes to lovemaking”
-Josh

Just the odd crackhead, no big deal

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Highlights from this episode:
-The hosts answer a listener question about MMA fighting your boss
- Greta Thunberg news
- The hosts learn of Sly Stone’s passing
- The hosts talk about the cast screening of the 80’s film “Meatballs”
- Josh swoons at the idea of building his own disc golf course
- Charlie Ray talks about his high school reunion
- The show ends with some chat about AI and Flying cars
 
 
“AIDS is better than anal leakage”
-Josh

We’re definitely connected at the penis

Thanks for all the new downloads from Virginia, everyone here appreciates that ypu spend so much time listening to the shows. 
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Highlights from this episode:
- Lots of talking about Root Beer. From A&W, and Barq’s to Royal Crown and Hires
- Talk about Strubs pickles making a comeback in Canada
- Famous Dave’s sauces and pickles
- A restaurant in Alberta that sells Kangaroo, Crocodile, Yak and many other types of meat
- Food in New Orleans
- The amazing, self serve soda machines at large grocery stores in the 1980’s and 90’s
- The hosts discuss being home alone and what they do with their time
 
 
 
“I don’t care about the listener and I don’t care about you guys”
-Mr. Clay-

Are you using that chair?

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          Without the support of the listener, the show does not exist and everyone at the Answers for everything podcast thanks you for that support.
This week the show starts with talk about the new McDonald’s menu items in Canada while Mr. Clay shares a story about a homeless man at the Edinburgh KFC. The show continues with some listener questions, movies and TV shows. The show ends with 2 truths and a lie, talk about Ted Lasso, Meredith Salenger and Patton Oswalt.
 
“Well, this episode has devolved”
-Josh