The Answers for Everything Podcast

The wrath of the hammer

Thanks to everyone who has been emailing us their questions, keep them coming. For those of you who don’t know how to reach us, you can send them to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on instagram @afe_podcast.
 
Highlights from this episode:
-Josh talks about his fireworks mishap and whether he still has all of his fingers
-4Xtra losing fingers in M-80 explosion
-News about sex offenders getting beaten with a hammer
- The hosts chat a bit about Galaxy Quest
- The hosts make decisions about fighting giant chickens and Orangutans with Sabers
- A listener gets a Dinosaur question answered
- The show ends with an absurd question about an imaginary threesome.
 
 
“I’m gonna choose those 2 teachers to molest me”
-Josh

Blood makes the best lube, I hear.

Thanks to everyone who has been emailing us their questions, keep them coming. For those of you who don’t know how to reach us, you can send them to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on instagram @afe_podcast.
 
The hosts hit the show off with their feelings on Orange Julius while answering some listener questions about marrying, fucking and killing sitcom characters. The boys all learn a thing or two about Applebees before Josh brings in a news story about Subway and Charlie Ray brings some facts about the revolutionary war.
 
“If you can find happiness in this world then you should definitely hold onto it”
-Charlie Ray-

The Canadian meat umbrella

Thanks goes out to the listeners who have sent in questions and to those who just enjoy listening to the answers that are given.
This episode centers around July 1st and July 4th celebrations. The hosts tried to pick questions and Urban dictionary definitions that are somewhat connected to the festivities that both Canada and the USA will be celebrating this month.
Sit back while you learn about Roman Candles, BBQ preferences, Canadian threesomes and Canadian meat umbrella.
 
“Nothing gay about getting your nuts massaged”
-Josh-

Smurfette botulism

The show starts off with celebrity crush talk which leads into Mr. Clay’s review (sorta) of the tank museum in Bovington, UK. Charlie Ray takes his best shot to decipher an Urban Dictionary term while Mr. Clay reads off some listener questions.
The boys end the show with a listener that thinks time is speeding up as she gets older; to which the hosts discuss their own theories on the situation.
 
“I don’t like to think about what I’m putting into my mouth sometimes”
 
-Charlie Ray

Alien Bukkake

Thanks to everyone who has been emailing us their questions, keep them coming. For those of you who don’t know how to reach us, you can send them to answersforeverythingpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @afe_podcast.
 
Some highlights from this episode:
- Josh’s talks about his new place being haunted
- Facts about the Playboy mansion
- Threesome choices
- Star Trek sex moves
- The hosts talk about their love for a previous episode title “My girlfriend is getting fat”
- Mr. Clay talks about discovering his dream job after a recent visit to the UK
- The hosts discuss the differences between the “Holy Grail” and “Glory holes”
 
 
“In certain circles, I’m known as a retard”
-Josh

Drag queen Bugs Bunny is very sexy

Shout out to the people of the Netherlands for all of their support. 
The show kicks off with some news about a naked employee on a plane and some details on where a couple of dead celebrities are buried. The hosts answer listener questions pertaining to movie theatres, breast implants before diving into Urban dictionary.
The show ends with teachings about the great state of Montana, UK sink faucets and the boys guessing which Stallone movie Josh watched this week.
 
 
“That being said, I’ve got a wooly Mammoth in my pants”
 
-Charlie Ray
 

At first I was a little afraid of it

Hello there and thank you for joining the hosts for another tantalizing episode of the Answers for Everything Podcast.
Sit back and relax as the hosts talk about movies, beard shaving, Hunter Shafer, Kangaroos with AIDS, food trucks, car door accidents ex-Wives, and Josh’s new bidet.
 
 
“I know it’s fantastic. I can raw dawg all I want and not have to worry about a baby”
 -Mr. Clay
 

Men under 6 feet don’t deserve love

Good day, Knowitalls. With Josh still painting and moving into his new place it’s up to Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay to take you down the path of massive resistance and bring you an episode that you probably didn’t want to hear anyway.
The episode starts with a news story about a woman who sweats blood and slowly detours to weather in the UK and then the boys answer some great questions and then end the show with some details into Charlie Ray’s job as a caregiver to his mom.
 
"I’ve given a lot of good advice on this episode"
-Charlie Ray-

No matter what, I’m never gonna choose Gorlock

Mr. Clay discusses part of his England road trip while Charlie Ray talks about the bad drivers in his neighborhood. The boys quickly chat about some world leaders before moving on to news about airplanes and making difficult choices.
The hosts dig into the history of Fanta, Volkswagon Bugs and then end the show with a listener question.
 
 
"My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings"
-Josh-

Testicle talk with Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay

Dora stops by to talk about the power balance of her position in her field of work and how tree houses might resolve those issues. The episode continues with some news stories, some listener questions about shaving and Charlie Ray reveals the secret behind the chunk missing from his ball sack.
Mr. Clay learns about sleeves for micro penises while Dora tells the magical tale of how she got pregnant due to a 3 foot foreskin.
 
 
“I derail the conversation quite spectacularly, many times”
-Charlie Ray

Genetically ungifted

Hey listeners, thank you for stopping by yet again to hear morons talking about stupid shit.
 
Today the hosts talk about The Crazy Swede, expensive concerts, sick relatives and the responsibilities that come with age before taking listener questions about nicknames and pooping. Charlie Ray shares a story about the fluids in his car while Mr. Clay helps a listener get a harder erection.
 
 
"I’ll take the boner, boners are fun”
 
            -Josh-

Going to Grandma’s house

Hello Knowitalls, thanks again for tuning in.
 
This episode centers on Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay as they navigate news stories about Switzerland, old memories about grandparents, cereal from the 80’s, glowing butt plugs, Elon Musk robots and the King of the Hill re-launch
 
“I smack my dick with a ball-peen hammer”
-Josh-

Time flies when you’re a moron

Thanks for stopping by you lovely listeners. Sit back and enjoy as Charlie Ray, Mr. Clay and Josh talk about Stallone movies, take listener questions, choose the perfect threesome and talk about The Dukes of Hazzard and Cooter’s place. Somewhere during the show they chat about The Hamburgler, Cookie monster, Joe Swanson, Rocket Raccoon and Babar.
 
 
 
“I just assume that a snake is gonna bite my vagina”
                    -Teapot-

Light Saber circumcision

This episode starts with some facts about Blue Herons, Charlie Ray’s family tree and circumcisions gone wrong before heading off into listener questions about relationships and friends in the work place, idioms and Charlie Ray remembering “the one that got away”.
 
 
“I put a little Santa hat and googly eyes on my dick”
                                -Mr. Clay-

I keep my love life nonexistent

A huge shoutout to the listeners in Florida who have been devouring the show's episodes like they are bath salts :)
Good day Knowitalls. This episode starts with Josh talking about how the move to his new place is progressing and Mr. Clay talks about the lack of hot tub repairs going on his life. Charlie Ray shares personal info regarding his colonoscopy results and where he stands on his trial with the CRA.
 
The second half of the show brings some news stories to the forefront and everyone learns a little bit about A&W, attempted kidnappings and women wearing tin foil hats in Kansas City.
 
          Wrapping up the show the boys discuss cancer, comics, presidents and how it’s all connected. There is some talk about cottage cheese, homeless people and bending penises thrown into the mix… enjoy!
 
“I can make you some schnitz right now”
                                 -Josh-

I don’t wanna talk about that right now

Hello Knowitalls. The AFE podcast wants to send out huge thanks to all the people who keep listening to the show, it’s appreciated. Keep sending your questions in and the hosts promise that they will do their best to get to each and every one of you.
 
This week the hosts start off with some listener questions about Jackass, Margot Robbie and Harold and Kumar.  Mr. Clay makes the boys choose between 2 absolutely terrible scenarios from his “Would you rather?” question before Josh reviews a new snack that he tried this week.
 
The guys go into a quick chat about owning nothing and being happy about it before the show ends with some new idioms about beans and bridges.
 
“Bleeding from the asshole is never a good thing”
                   -Charlie Ray-

The grease is burning my face

Charlie Ray, Josh and Mr. Clay settle in to this episode with a news story about a very scenic town in Japan. The show continues with Stallone, Alexander the Great, Marvel movies and foursomes with relatives.
 
Josh talks about the fall of The Hudson Bay Company which brings the boys to reminisce about KB Toys, children’s palace and pretty much any place that shuttered their doors over the last decade.
 
The boys end the show talking about being unbelievably richer than rich and what they would do with their time and money while all the robots are working the jobs.
 
 
“I climb up into the sink and scrub my asshole with my hand”
                               -Josh-

Lipstick lesbians

This episode was recorded on Mother’s day and everyone here at the AFE podcast would like to wish all mothers out there a well deserved Mother’s day.
 
Charlie Ray is back and he brought stories of wonder and amazement about his current situation with his mom. The boys tackle some idioms, a listener question and then decipher an Urban Dictionary term before ending the show.
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

My girlfriend is getting fat

Mr. Clay and Josh stop in for some talk about The Thunderbolts movie, Urban Dictionary, they answer some listener questions and then guess which Stallone Movie played at Josh’s place this week.
 
"I don’t know how you and me are gonna end up doing our own Tug video"
-Charlie Ray-

Can you smell what the Cuck is cooking?

Mr. Clay and Josh answer some questions about arcades, pool halls and foreign film watching. The hosts give some facts about sewage, Beverly Hills 90210, Sylvester Stallone’s movie catalogue and the beauty of Emma Roberts.
 
“I would raw dog anyway”
-Josh-

Hardcore parkour Josh

Josh and Mr. Clay discuss Playstation account issues from the past and present, new snacks they have recently tried, idioms and a would you rather question. Josh shares part if his past trauma from when he was almost kidnapped by some overweight lady in an Orange car.
 
“Nobody will be inspired by what we do”
                                 -Teapot-

I’ve got way too much SNUS up there

Big shout out to the people of The Netherlands for their continued support for our little show, everyone here at the AFE Podcast appreciates you.
Charlie Ray is still working on desk building for the better part of 6 hours so sadly he will not be hosting on this episode. Luckily Josh and Mr. Clay have a lot to talk about so sit back and enjoy as they discuss Danish people using nicotine pouches, Sylvester Stallone, Alexa, and Cher. The show closes with a few listener questions.
 
“Fold it in half and put it in”
-Josh

That’s why I punch the bags

With Charlie Ray still trying to decipher Ikea desk building instructions it comes down to Josh and Mr. Clay to discuss changing their podcast format. This leads to the topics of Taco Bell offerings in Canadian grocery stores and what Josh is personally doing to combat grocery price increases. Mr. Clay brings a medical story to the show and Josh talks about a man giving away all his money to a streamer. The show ends with listener questions about making friends in your 20’s and dating advice.
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

Ain’t nobody got time for that

Good day Knowitalls. Everyone at the Answers for Everything podcast would like to send out huge thanks and appreciation to everyone who listens to the show. Extra appreciation is going out to the people of Maryland who have been downloading like their lives depended on it... you rock! Reach out with any questions or suggestions that you think would make the show better.
 
Charlie Ray spent the better part of his afternoon trying to follow Ikea instructions on how to build his new computer desk and when it came time to record the show he still wasn’t available. Sadly, the desk building took 8 hours away from his Sunday thus Mr. Clay and Josh held down the fort for this and also the next 2 episodes.
 Enjoy as the boys discuss some idioms, 2 truths and a lie, current TV and movie watching, information on Lake Karachay and new fast food items in Canada and the states.
 
 
“I’m pretty vanilla when it comes to lovemaking”
-Josh

Grounding the Christmas lights

Finally, Charlie Ray is back online and can join the show!
This episode starts by having the boys choose their perfect threesome (with some terrible stipulations) which leads to some info on Disneyland’s Star Wars nights event. Charlie Ray asks a listener question, Mr. Clay brings a news story about farm animals and Russian tourists while Josh makes the hosts guess which Stallone movie he watched today. The show closes with some Urban Dictionary terms and some chatting about cookies.
 
“I’m gonna choose those 2 teachers to molest me”
-Josh

Tokyo I hope you know at hotbot dot net

With Charlie Ray still having internet issues it's up to Josh and Mr. Clay to keep you all entertained (sorta).
Josh and Mr. Clay start the show talking about Tim Horton’s ice cream, Nestle Crunch bars, Pinkberry and Jessica Simpson. The hosts get into some listener questions then finish the show talking about their spank banks as well as celebrity chefs.
 
 
“If you can find happiness in this world then you should definitely hold onto it”
-Charlie Ray-

Romaticized masturbation

Minutes after season 4 begins there is some mysteriously bad internet going on at Charlie Ray’s end which leaves just 2 hosts to continue the show. Luckily, the boys are up to the challenge.
 
Josh starts off by getting into some video game news and then teaches Mr. Clay about Queen Elizabeth which leads to deciphering some idioms before the episode drawing to a close.
 
 
“I don’t like to think about what I’m putting into my mouth sometimes”
 
-Charlie Ray

My penis is retired

Hello Knowitalls. This episode marks the final episode of season 3 of the Answers for Everything podcast (AKA: “Morons talking about stupid shit” as well as “Retards talking about retarded shit”). Stay tuned over the next couple of weeks as the show ramps up production in order to hopefully get you 3 episodes a week instead of only 2.
 This episode starts with listener questions involving automobiles, threesomes and superheroes and ends with Iceland facts and a news story about statues.
 
“In certain circles, I’m known as a retard”
-Josh

Redheads stay wet all day long (Bonus Episode)

Welcome to the small world of the Answers for Everything podcast. Today the hosts discuss the little things going on around them; from Dungeons and Dragons and new dessert creations to current movie watching and learning stuff about science and history.
 
 
“That being said, I’ve got a wooly Mammoth in my pants”
-Charlie Ray

Sportsfreunde der Sperrtechnik

Hello Knowitalls. This episode starts with talk about Diddy’s new criminal charges and Charlie Ray chatting about an odd sport. The show continues with Josh talking about the most recent Stallone movie that he watched and Mr. Clay bringing 2 Urban Dictionary terms to end the show.
 
 
Some questions that get answered this episode:
Is there such thing as a lock picking competition?
What is Sportsfreunde der Sperrtechnik
What’s a blowpop?
What is a Jalapeno bottle cap?
 
 
“I know it’s fantastic. I can raw dawg all I want and not have to worry about a baby”
 -Mr. Clay

The lacertative hand job (Bonus Episode)

Welcome to this week’s bonus episode. The hosts hit the floor running with talk about mac ‘n’ cheese and lemon square recipes gone wrong which somehow leads into chat about being molested in public. The show ends with the hosts thanking Ukranians for doing so much downloading of the AFE Podcast over the last week.
 
"I’ve given a lot of good advice on this episode"
-Charlie Ray-

Answers for something

Hello Knowitalls.
This episode spends time on McDonald’s mascots from the past, the actor Doug Jones, breakfast sandwiches, fast food fries and the Galapagos.
 
Some questions that get answered this episode:
Who was Mac Tonight?
What happened to the McBarge?
Which fast food hash brown does Josh love best?
 
"My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings"
-Josh-

It looks like someone filmed it with a potato (Bonus Episode)

Welcome to this week’s bonus episode.
Please enjoy as the 2 hosts bring some listener questions and a game of “fuck, marry, kill”. The show ends with some urban dictionary, finger traps and 2 truths and a lie.
 
. “I derail the conversation quite spectacularly, many times”
-Charlie Ray

It all comes full circle here

Hello Knowitalls.
This episode centers around Josh’s love for what the local mall used to be. The hosts discuss Hamburger Helper, discounted meat prices, food courts, Cinnabon, Kmart and San Francisco.
 
Some questions that get answered this episode:
 
What does HH mean to Josh?
What store is on the 2nd level of the Abbotsford, 7 Oaks mall?
What happened to Mr. Clay’s “Save-on-more” points?
What is Midnight jam?
 
 
 
"I’ll take the boner, boners are fun”
 
            -Josh-

Nothing says sexy like a butthole growler (Bonus Episode)

This bonus episode starts with the hosts answering some listener questions about pregnancy and personal grooming, which leads into facts about the insane clown posse, Charlie Ray’s latest metal fest on a cruise ship and Mr. Clay’s UK trip in June.
 
 
“I smack my dick with a ball-peen hammer”
-Josh-

After these messages, we’ll be right back

Thanks for joining us on another episode of the AFE podcast. This week, Josh and Mr. Clay discuss hammers, making love to cars, new marijuana strains, hospital visits, fighting bears and making a cheese omelette.
 
 
Some questions that get answered this episode:
What does Josh use a Ball-Peen hammer for?
Why did Josh go blind?
Why is Charlie Ray absent from this episode?
 
“I just assume that a snake is gonna bite my vagina”
                    -Teapot-

The amazing conversation guy (Bonus Episode)

The hosts talk about parenting differences from the 80’s until now and why it led to Josh physically assaulting an old man for past transgressions. There are three news stories; one featuring a spicy pepper, one about sexual misconduct on a passenger train and one about a murder charge.
The show ends with some talk about a new American Pie movie and the telling of two truths and a lie.
 
“I put a little Santa hat and googly eyes on my dick”
                                -Mr. Clay-

Recording in progress

To start off this episode the hosts have a little conversation about daylight savings time, which leads into some listener questions about music, video games and making love at sea. Mr. Clay tells 2 truths and a lie while Josh reminisces about having wet dreams.
 
Some questions that get answered this episode:
 
What did Mr. Clay’s kid break while he was at work?
Were Josh and Mr. Clay Sega or Nintendo purists?
What should be in hotel nightstands instead of the bible?
 
 
“I can make you some schnitz right now”
                                 -Josh-
 

Vagasil Vegemite (Bonus Episode)

The hosts discuss a “would you rather” question while Josh tells the tale of his recent disc golf triumph. Topics after that include MR. T, people dying on planes, the Love Boat, Vegemite and then the show ends with a new segment that involves bad Christopher Walken impressions.
 
“Bleeding from the asshole is never a good thing”
                   -Charlie Ray-

Shave that growler

Happy Sunday, Knowitalls. This week Josh and Mr. Clay bring you news of gay club goers in Russia, call center rules and regulations, Keri lotion usages, bad handjobs VS good and the great butcher boxes from Meridian meats has to offer.
 
Some questions that get answered this episode:
 
What happened to the actor who played “Half sack” in Sons of Anarchy?
What could happen to you if you have blue or orange hair in Russia?
Have the hosts been recording for 7 minutes?
Was Josh ever addicted to meth?
 
 
“I climb up into the sink and scrub my asshole with my hand”
                               -Josh-

I just don’t care anymore (Bonus Episode)

This week’s bonus episode is all about Amazon having creative control over James Bond, the hosts current TV show watching and then ends with a few Urban Dictionary definitions.
 
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

Baja Blasting

Josh starts the show off with a story about a menacing hot water tank which leads to stories about car troubles on road trips. The boys chat about Hooters and what may come from their bankruptcy. The end of the show is all about Urban Dictionary.
 
Some questions that get answered this episode:
Where is Charlie Ray taking a cruise?
How much was the new Captain America popcorn bucket in Edmonton?
What are mudflaps?
 
 
"I don’t know how you and me are gonna end up doing our own Tug video"
-Charlie Ray-
 

I am the SHNITZ (Bonus Episode)

Just a little bonus episode here with the focus on new TV shows that the hosts are enjoying, shnitz, Elon Musk’s new kid and Post Malone with Nirvana.
 
 
“I would raw dog anyway”
-Josh-

Let Father Time win, he’s undefeated

Charlie Ray starts the show off with some speculative ponderings about movies from our past that would benefit from the technology of today. The conversation turns to Yoda and his self imposed, exile on Dagobah and finishes with talk about the Gremlins movies and homeless people hanging out behind Bojangles as they cook hot dogs.
 
Some questions that get answered this episode:
 
Why did Yoda choose Dagobah as his hiding place after Order 66?
Why does Mr. Clay relate to the fake movie, Gremlins 2.5?
What is a Carolina Hot Pocket?
What is a Bojangles?
 
 
“Nobody will be inspired by what we do”
                                 -Teapot-
 

Unless you wanna scrub your hindquarters (Bonus Episode)

Hello Knowitalls. When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure.
The hosts spend some time on Stallone, brain development, testicle sizes, bedroom romp clean-up and that’s about it.
 
 
“Fold it in half and put it in”
-Josh

Tongue punch Kylie Minogue in the fart box

Welcome back Knowitalls, thanks for listening to another episode of the Answers for Everything podcast.
This episode is mostly about the 2025 Super Bowl but the hosts do veer off path so that they can discuss Mr. Clay’s underwear, fishing line shenanigans, charcoal pills, royal taste testers from medieval times, Kylie Minogue and also Tara Reid.
 
Some questions that get answered this episode:
 
Why does Josh want fishing line attached to his testicles?
Why is Charlie Ray going to get a chin splash guard?
Who was trying to feed Josh ashes?
 
 
“I’m pretty vanilla when it comes to lovemaking”
-Josh

Definitely not Ali Larter (Bonus Episode)

Hello Knowitalls. When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure.
Enjoy this week’s Bonus episode with Josh and Mr. Clay talking about the new Captain America movie, farts permeating underwear, Post Malone Oreos, and Ali Larter
 
 
 
“If you can find happiness in this world then you should definitely hold onto it”
-Charlie Ray-

To Furry or not to Furry? That is the question

This episode has the boys chatting about food poisoning, hotel buffet breakfasts, some science stuff about Giraffes gets discussed and the hosts finish it with talk of the AVN expo and Furries.
 
Some questions that get answered this episode:
 
What does Charlie Ray keep around his house in case of an upset tummy?
What does Josh do before putting Marmalade on his nipples?
What is a Bakersfield grilled cheese?
 
 
“I don’t like to think about what I’m putting into my mouth sometimes”
 
-Charlie Ray
 

How do you Cyber fart? (Bonus Episode)

A little bonus here with some Urban Dictionary, a “would you rather?” question, news stories about women farting and dudes caught in restaurant waste, exhaust vents.
 
 
“That being said, I’ve got a wooly Mammoth in my pants”
 
-Charlie Ray
 

You can only have so much schnitz until you’re schnitzed out

Josh brings news of a new fight league to compete with the UFC. News from Florida, New York City rats VS other places and why Alberta has no rat population.
 
Some questions that get answered this episode:
What is the GFL?
What little tasks do the boys want to accomplish this week?
Is Charlie Ray scared of mice or rats?
 
 
“I know it’s fantastic. I can raw dawg all I want and not have to worry about a baby”
 -Mr. Clay