The Answers for Everything Podcast

Finger pistols for silent hand jobs

Welcome back Knowitalls, thanks for listening to another episode of the Answers for Everything podcast.
 
This week the hosts all talk about their current TV viewing, girls removing ribs to become skinnier, eggs being recalled in Canada and what to avoid while travelling on a plane.
 
Some questions that get answered this episode:
How much do the hosts love Kate Beckinsale?
Do people often urinate on other people while on a plane?
Can any of the hosts speak Spanish?
 
 
“I derail the conversation quite spectacularly, many times”
-Charlie Ray

Show me the pot of gold (Bonus Episode)

This little bonus episode has Josh telling a tale about his woes with the insurance corporation of British Columbia and Charlie Ray discusses his genius plan that he calls “Quiet Hiring”. Mr. Clay teaches the boys what Flesh mittens are.
 
"My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings"
-Josh-

Tickle my geyser

Thanks for stopping by the Answers for everything podcast. This episode has Josh, Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray answering some listener questions and briefly touching on the California fires, Urban dictionary and their pathetic skillz when it comes to the females and dating.
 
Some questions that get answered this episode:
What number is Charlie Ray on the waitlist for the Ted Lasso DVD set?
Which host suffers from seasonal depression?
Did Josh go to medical school?
 
 
"I’ll take the boner, boners are fun”
 
            -Josh-

Soaking isn’t just for Mormons (Bonus Episode)

What does this week’s bonus episode offer the listener? Well, how about car batteries, iced tea, Skeleton Crew, gay conversion therapy, ETIAS and UK visa programs, glass slippers and non-sex with Mormons.
 
“I just assume that a snake is gonna bite my vagina”
                    -Teapot-

It’s a work in progress

Welcome back Knowitalls. This episode starts with Josh, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talking about A.I Cameras, winter roads, Aubrey Plaza’s late husband and ends with a brief discussion of what Josh’s new nickname will be.
 
Questions that get answered this episode:
What is an angry Cobra?
What does Josh think happened to Aubrey Plaza’s husband?
Does Josh “Wrap it up”?
 
 
“I put a little Santa hat and googly eyes on my dick”
                                -Mr. Clay-

Straight from butt plugs to Christmas (Bonus Episode)

This bonus episode features Lexi and Dora as the 1st guests on the AFE podcast for 2025. Today’s discussion is about the official King Charles portrait, The Littlest Hobo, KFC fire logs, Dora’s haunted house, noises men make while making sweet, sweet love, East coast Canada Urban Dictionary terms and how a taco fight ends up with divorce proceedings.
 
“I can make you some schnitz right now”
                                 -Josh-

The vitamin store guy tried to molest me

It’s Christmas in February! Welcome to the Christmas Eve, recorded episode of the Answers for Everything podcast.
 
Please enjoy as Josh gives everyone his Brussels sprouts recipe while Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray do some shots and chat about life. Mr. Clay learns some new vocabulary from Josh and Charlie ray. The hosts talk about their feelings while Charlie Ray goes into depth on his radio show’s plans for the holiday season.
 
Questions that get answered this episode:
Can you get beer or Canadian whisky at Costco in Canada?
Why did Josh miss the birthday party that his mom planned for him?
Who is Pubert?
Who would work Charlie Ray’s radio show if he couldn’t come in?
 
 
“Bleeding from the asshole is never a good thing”
                   -Charlie Ray-

I did some stupid sh## in the past (Bonus Episode)

This nice little bonus episode here touches on subjects like Uncle Jesse, Ice cube trays, Canadian TV shows,  bagged milk, nipple shapes and Urban dictionary.
 
 
“I climb up into the sink and scrub my asshole with my hand”
                               -Josh-

I still dream about the Power Glove, it’s so bad

Welcome back Knowitalls. This episode is brought to you by Josh, Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray and like most episodes… they talk about food and sex. The hosts bring up topics like Pre-Covid VS Post-Covid buffets, porn stars taking on more than their fair share of wieners, frozen pizza, KFC buffets, Kraven the hunter and the depopulation of Earth.
 
Questions that get answered this episode:
 
Does rice have a 4 day shelf life?
What presents did Charlie Ray buy for Christmas?
Did Kraven the Hunter make Josh happy?
 
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

The Redneck Trifecta (Bonus Episode)

Happy Wednesday Knowitalls, it’s time for a bonus episode.
 
This episode involves the hosts talking about the Sony Spiderverse, Bobby Lee, Urban Dictionary and Nutella.
 
"I don’t know how you and me are gonna end up doing our own Tug video"
-Charlie Ray-

Do we have a name for this episode yet?

Hello Knowitalls and thanks for joining up for another episode of the “Answers for Everything” podcast. This week’s show brings you Josh, Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray giving you details on golf carts that you never knew that you needed. For some extra content the hosts chat about snow forts, stealing stuff and finding a magical set of keys that changed lives.
 
Questions that get answered this episode:
 
What Golfer tries to avoid using carts during championships?
Does Charlie Ray think that Top Golf is racist?
What did Mr. Clay use a stolen fire extinguisher for?
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

Beaver Hunter69 (Bonus Episode)

Once again much love goes out to the people of Singapore and North Carolina for hungrily listening to the full AFE catalogue in the last 2 weeks :)
 
The bonus episode for this week has the 3 hosts chatting about hot tub repairs, online dating banter gone wrong, Josh has a food poisoning update and Hawk Tuah Girl’s crypto crash
 
 
“Nobody will be inspired by what we do”
                                 -Teapot-

Don’t eat at IKEA

First things first! 
A huge thank you goes out to all the North Carolina and Singapore listeners who  keep downloading shows as fast as they get released; the AFE crew send all their love your way.
 
This episode is all about Josh telling of his recent bout of food poisoning that he suspects that got from IKEA. In between food poisoning talk, the hosts chat about the latest Diddy and Jay Z news and how celebs go through major weight changes with the greatest of ease.
 
Questions that get answered this episode:
Does Josh need an Iced Cap to be able to bleed from his anus?
Was Josh’s Doctor concerned about Josh’s predicament?
How many Transformers movies was Mark Wahlberg star in?
 
 
“I would raw dog anyway”
-Josh-

The Cincinnati Bow tie (Bonus Episode)

Another Bonus Episode from the Answers for Everything crew.
This episode centers around the hosts former jobs that they may or may not have been fired from. Perhaps they even share stories about shitty coworkers? If that isn’t enough to tantalize you into listening then maybe you would like to hear about Danny DeVito’s daughter, Ben Affleck or Tyler Labine? Stick around and learn all about that and so much more (Such as Cincinnati Bowties and Blacksmith Tomahawks).
 
“Fold it in half and put it in”
-Josh

I wanna glaze my nuggets

Happy New Year, Knowitalls.
 
This week the hosts tackle a few listener questions and learn about hot tubs, how most gay porno movies start, new McDonald’s sauces, and Jacob Hoggard
 
Questions that get answered this episode:
Why did Mr. Clay shovel his grass?
What is “Chalaza”?
What happened to the lead singer from the band Hedley?
 
“I’m pretty vanilla when it comes to lovemaking”
-Josh

Rowan Atkinson and Jim Carrey do a Double Dutch Rudder (Bonus Episode)

When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure
This episode revolves around Josh reviewing Matthew McConaughey’s tuna salad sandwich recipe, a new Urban Dictionary term and then a deep dive into a question about their high school math teacher.
 
"I’ll take the boner, boners are fun”
 
            -Josh-

Borderline retardation

Thanks again for choosing to spend some free time with us here at the AFE podcast, we appreciate it.
This episode starts out with Mr. Clay apologizing because in a previous episode he couldn’t tell the difference between Bridgette Wilson and Missi Pyle. The hosts discuss when salting icy roads first became widespread and then end the show with way too much information about the Duke’s of Hazzard and their family tree.
 
Questions that get answered this episode:
 
What is Charlie Rav’s favorite scene from Deadpool?
What is a sperm tugboat?
What is the movie “Tip Toes” about?
 
 
“I don’t like to think about what I’m putting into my mouth sometimes”
 
-Charlie Ray

It’s a sandwich of men (Bonus Episode)

Merry Christmas Knowitalls!
 
 This week the hosts welcome Lexi with her second visit to the AFE podcast to discuss dating in 2024. Get ready to learn points of view on who pays for dinner, scrotum waxing, rub ‘n’ tugs and if butt stuff is on the menu.
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

He’s my Duncle

This week the 3 hosts start the show discussing where some idioms originated from and end it with Japanese houses, Dutch toilets and chocolate fountains.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Where does Charlie Ray want to set up a massage course?
Where does the phrase “Bob’s your uncle” come from?
Why did the Golden Corral remove their chocolate fountain?
 
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

The Marmalade King (Bonus Episode)

Thanks for joining the AFE podcast hosts as they bring you a bonus episode filled with Diddy references, adult movie categories, Canadians in the music industry, marmalade and KFC’s Double Down sandwich.
 
"I’ve given a lot of good advice on this episode"
-Charlie Ray-

It came from Hickory farms, Bitch

Josh and Mr. Clay talk about a simpler time from their high school days, weird road signs, knock off shoes, Hickory farms, IHOP , advent calendars and whipped butter.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Is Josh a rebel?
What did Mr. Clay drag under his car for about an hour?
What does Josh mourn when he drives by a particular empty building in Abbotsford?
 
“I’m pretty vanilla when it comes to lovemaking”
-Josh

The Jizz gun that squirts the perfect amount on your bun (Bonus Episode)

Hello Knowitalls. On this episode Josh and Mr. Clay bring you some talk about House of the Dragon, vacation days, buying drugs online, shopping at Christmas time and bitter marmalade.
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Nunchuk Charlie Ray

Hello Knowitalls.
This week the hosts chat about Anton Yelchin’s death, Hank Azaria, the perfect Star Wars trilogy, half limp penises (half hard?)  and battery locations in vehicles.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What would Charles pay to watch hank Azaria do?
Who is Starkiller?
Who does Josh think he looks like?
 
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

Good thing Elon is making a bunch of sex robots (Bonus)

Happy Wednesday, Knowitalls.
This episode consists of Josh, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talking about things such as Mechanophilia, eating poutine and the 7 wonders of the world.
 
“I derail the conversation quite spectacularly, many times”
-Charlie Ray

Mute that gives hand jobs

Welcome back to the morons who talk about stupid shit podcast
On this episode, the boys chat a bit about bands, squirrels and raccoons used as pets, Karens ruining the world, some urban dictionary and then Josh brings a new segment to the show that revolves around Sylvester Stallone.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What 3 famous people lived near Charlie Ray?
Which celebrity does Josh think that he killed?
What does Charlie Ray think you should hold onto once you found it?
 
“I’m pretty vanilla when it comes to lovemaking”
-Josh

No private stalls (Bonus Episode)

Welcome back Knowitalls (Morons?) to another bonus episode of this podcast.
Today the hosts start the show with conversations about Arizona iced tea, Royal crown cola and Rebecca Romijn. To wind down, they end the show with answers to some listener questions about subs, hair in food and people who complain too much.
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

I’ve been Hagmaxxing for a while now

Good day Knowitalls. Welcome to another episode of the morons who talk about stupid shit, podcast.
This episode revolves around bees, Forrest Gump, Dutch guys stuffing eggs in their bumholes, airline seating, Mountain Dew and creating wifey material using Javier Bardem and Margot Robbie body parts.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What is Royal jelly?
How many hard boiled eggs did a Dutch man cram into his rectum?
What is the world’s record for speed of a wheelbarrow?
What is the ultimate taboo?
 
“Nobody will be inspired by what we do”
                                 -Teapot-

I guess I’ve got big, fatty nipples. It makes up for my miniscule wiener (Bonus Episode)

Welcome everyone to the inaugural episode of the Morons talking about stupid shit, podcast.
 
This bonus episode is all about Josh and Mr. Clay talking about flying on planes, AI replacing all jobs, Teen Wolf movie from the 80’s,The Wonder Years, Blossom, The Italian job,  new shows on prime, 3D movies, urban dictionary, Sherlock Holmes and nipple piercings.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Why can’t Josh get his nipples pierced?
Does Mr. Clay like 3D movies?
Does Teen Wolf hold up?
What does a PT Cruiser have to do with The Italian Job?
 
"My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings"
-Josh-

Sus•cep•ti•ble, susectible, testicle, decepticon, decepticle

Dora is back this week and she brings tales of Thanksgiving meals, toothless neighbors, blind cats and theories on Chris Hemsworth’s sexual prowess.
The boys bring up topics such as surprise prostate exams, testicular ultrasounds, Diddy freak-offs, recording dreams and where evil billionaire’s should build their secret lairs. There is a brief discussion on whether the podcast name should be changed to “Morons talking about stupid shit” due to the nature of the actual discussions on the show.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
 
Why did Dora make her own pumpkin puree for pie?
How many pies can Dora make for $6?
Is Mr. Clay’s testicle free of disease?
Where did Charlie Ray fear placing a band-aid?
 
“I don’t like to think about what I’m putting into my mouth sometimes”
 
-Charlie Ray
 

I hope everyone drinks lots of gravy (Bonus Episode)

It’s finally here and the hosts couldn’t be more excited. Over the last 2 years Josh, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay have mentioned the name “Martin Frobisher” and his connection to Canadian Thanksgiving but they have yet to tell the particulars of that tale.
 
Today is that day and although it may be too late for them to celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving with Martin, they have decided to release this episode right in between the USA and Canadian thanksgiving holidays so that both countries can learn about this terrible human being and why he isn’t celebrated along with the holiday that he founded 100’s of years ago.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Who is Martin Frobisher?
Where was the 1st Canadian Thanksgiving celebrated?
What will Mr. Clay do to cake for money?
 
"I’ll take the boner, boners are fun”
            -Josh-

Why are you chopping your penis off?

Hello Knowitalls,
 
This week Josh and Mr. Clay bring you some Austrian news about a man chopping his genitals off while he was high on mushrooms. Somehow this news article sparks some chat about Kids getting jobs, Movie 43, more Diddy talk and ends with Josh re-learning what Jelquing is.
 
 
Questions that get answered this week:
 
Is Wolfie “Knuckledick” Shwartzenegger a real person?
Does Josh know what happened to Jason Hazzard?
How many times has Josh had things inserted into his pooper?
 
 
“I know it’s fantastic. I can raw dawg all I want and not have to worry about a baby”
 -Mr. Clay

We ain’t going nowhere (Bonus Episode)

Hello Knowitalls. When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure
This episode Josh and Mr. Clay chat about Joker 2, Orange shirt day, James Gunn, Snyder-verse, leprechauns, Diddy updates, hitch-hiking, The Golden Girls, goldfish naming and 80’s TV Dads.
 
“That being said, I’ve got a wooly Mammoth in my pants”
-Charlie Ray
 

Time just reasserts itself

This episode Josh and Mr. Clay chat about the AFE podcast’s lost recording about time travel.
 
At one point, the AFE hosts invited scientists on the show and they all discussed time travel but sadly the audio was corrupted so the show is not useable. Today Josh asks Mr. Clay the questions that were designed for that episode, which leads to scientifically wrong answers (but answers nonetheless). Enjoy as the hosts talk about Hitler, rock monsters, Vikings, Sarah Conner, aliens, Interstellar, the MCU, Back to the Future, brain transplants and the pyramids.
 
 
Questions that get answered this week:
 
Do the hosts believe in the giant flood?
Did horses originate in North America?
Why does Mr. Clay hang out in homeless encampments?
What is A Rusty Trombone?
 
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

Ladyboy McBiscuit (Bonus Episode)

It’s time for a topical episode and this week is all (mostly) about Halloween.
The hosts talk about their feelings on Halloween from childhood until now and find some time to tell some real life horror tales. The show ends with some spooky experiences and some opinions on scary movies.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
 
When did Spirit of Halloween open in Mr. Clay’s town this year?
Does Josh currently like Halloween?
Why is Charlie Ray afraid of nighttime in his backyard?
What item did a lady hand out to trick or treaters instead of candy?
 
 
"I don’t know how you and me are gonna end up doing our own Tug video"
-Charlie Ray-
 

Apparently, pimpin’ IS easy

Good day Knowitalls,
This week Josh and Mr. Clay chat about tacos, Mutt Lange (or as the hosts from AFE call him “Bam Bam Mcgee”), Dr. Doom vs The Kangs, disc golf in extremely hot weather, fair food and the new Big Arch from McDonald’s.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What rating does Mr. Clay give the new Big Arch burger from McDonald’s?
Where does Mr. Clay store all of his semen and why?
Does Josh like crunchy or soft tacos better?
Why does Josh refuse to order fajitas in a restaurant?
 
 
"I’ll take the boner, boners are fun”
 
            -Josh-

I keep a juicer by the bed (Bonus Episode)

 
Welcome to this week’s bonus episode.
Please enjoy as the 3 hosts bring you news from Australia, America and China just so that you can enjoy hearing about Penguins, grilled cheese sandwiches, cheating wives and men getting breast implants.
 
 
Questions that get answered this week:
 
Can a grilled cheese cause a police standoff?
Can gay penguins become a power couple?
What experience does Charlie Ray not want to repeat?
 
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-
 

I just wanted to brag

This week brings the hosts together with three questions from the fan base. Enjoy as The Answers for Everything listeners ask things about flower beds, pink eye and an American living in Italy, exploring her new relationship.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
 
What does Charlie Ray consider to be “Tennessee Normal”?
What did Mr. Clay’s kid leave behind when he went to BC for 10 days?
Where is a place that a guy should put a mascara brush?
 
 
"I’ve given a lot of good advice on this episode"
-Charlie Ray-

Chocolate Starfish is still sticky (Bonus Episode)

Once again, we have to give a quick shoutout to our friends in Delaware for devouring our content like it was a pair of limited edition Air Jordans.
This episode is topic-less but covers a lot of subjects briefly. Charlie Ray, Mr. Clay and Josh converse about Prague, Eurotrip, Lady and the Tramp, Mail in voting, Monkey Pox, The Acolyte, cane sugar, Arby’s cherry BBQ brisket sandwich, Deadpool pizzas, James Franco and how to produce your brain’s own DMT.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Why does Charlie Ray want to live in complete silence and darkness for a few weeks?
Why is Matt Damon in Eurotrip?
What Deadpool pizza has Charlie Ray tried so far?
 
 
“I don’t like to think about what I’m putting into my mouth sometimes”
 
-Charlie Ray
 

The Mongolian wood flute

A quick shoutout to our friends in Delaware this week for downloading shows faster that we can upload them, we salute you.
This week, Charlie Ray researched a very cool arcade in Chicago and easily convinces Josh and Mr. Clay that a trip out that way needs to happen A.S.A.P.
Before that, the conversation dwells a bit on Genghis Kahn, Disneyland’s fall menu, visiting tall buildings and Josh’s plans for Vancouver’s PNE.
 
 
Questions that get answered this week:
 
What would Charlie Ray name his band if he had one?
What excuse is Mr. Clay using to justify his 3rd trip to a Disney park in the last 12 months?
What does Alexa constantly tell Josh during the fall season?
What is the Urban Dictionary meaning of the “Galloping Ghost?”
 
 
“Fold it in half and put it in”
-Josh

The golden sex triangle (Bonus Episode)

Hello Knowitalls.
This episode has all the info that you are searching for as long as the information that you seek is in relation to North Korea as a vacation spot, Currency names from Southeast Asia, children growing up and moving out The Ganges and an update on Josh’s respirator battle at work.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Why does Josh want to visit the demilitarized zone by North Korea?
What did Charlie Ray drop off at Good Will?
What is Mr. Clay a sucker for from McDonald’s?
 
 
“I’m pretty vanilla when it comes to lovemaking”
-Josh

It’s not as big as you think it is but it’s still a pretty good size

Good day listeners.
This week’s show starts with a “would you rather” question and quickly goes nowhere for about an hour with no real goal or topic in sight. Buckle up!
Well, supposedly there is some talk about reality TV shows, Mississippi steamboats, Disc golf, civil war landmarks, The Lofoten Islands, The Oregon coast and the Great Wall of China.
 
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What kind of pranks gets pulled in Charlie Ray’s house?
Where do the hosts want to go on a dream road trip and why?
What’s “sorta” like a 2nd Disneyland to Josh?
 
“Nobody will be inspired by what we do”
                                 -Teapot-
 

That’s an ouchy (Bonus Episode)

Hello Knowitalls. When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure.
This episode has the 3 hosts going all in on a news story about a plane stowaway and then finishing off with talk about Jay Mohr, Cate Blanchett, Kate Beckinsale and Kate Winslet.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Why did Josh send the other hosts a picture of an angry pussy?
What ruined all of Josh’s VHS tapes?
What genre of movies does Mr. Clay think should stop being made?
 
“That being said, I’ve got a wooly Mammoth in my pants”
-Charlie Ray
 

The library doesn’t have a curtain room

Dr. Pepper stops by to give the listener some current movie reviews and some of his recent life experiences.
The hosts talk about movies such as Twisters, Teeth, Rubber, Men and once again proclaim their love for Nic Cage. They go into detail on shows like Rogue Heroes, Parks and Rec, The Inbetweeners and Silicon Valley. Dr. Pepper discusses his love for 4DX versus the sub-par D-Box theatre experience. The episode gets wrapped up with some Portugal and Gibraltar, road trip stories and some insight into A.I being used in the medical field.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Why is Andrew jealous of William Shatner?
What kind of BJ does Josh not enjoy?
How is Josh’s work/beard situation going?
What city is like a mini Venice?
 
“I know it’s fantastic. I can raw dawg all I want and not have to worry about a baby”
-Mr. Clay

Fold it in half and put it in (Bonus Episode)

Hello Knowitalls. When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure.
With Charlie Ray gone to a music festival somewhere in the Midwest it’s up to Josh and Mr. Clay to hold down the fort and record a little something for the Knowitalls. This week they talk about a certain fast food restaurant’s slogan, compare A&W from Canada to the States and then chat a little about Undercover boss and building personal credit
 
Questions that get answered this week:
 
What country loves Beet Root?
What is Mr. Clay’s Friday ritual?
How does Josh handle every single problem in a relationship?
What did Josh used to carry around when he went to restaurants?
 
 
“Fold it in half and put it in”
-Josh
 
 

Bring out old Goldie (Super Bonus Episode)

Despite Charlie Ray’s computer problems today the hosts managed to shoot the shit and speculate about the current state of Diddy’s incarceration. Josh and Mr. Clay talk about their desire to hear a collaboration between Beyonce and Weird Al, Comicon guests, Will Smith, baby oil and dildos.
 
 
“That being said, I’ve got a wooly Mammoth in my pants”
                -Charlie Ray
 

All the shampoo you can handle and a finger up your butt

Welcome to the 200th episode of The Answers for Everything Podcast.
This week Josh, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay do their best to recap all 199 previous episodes in less than 3 hours. To make things a little more fun, Mr. Clay only gives them the title of the episode and Charlie Ray and Josh try and use that information to do a blind, one sentence recap of what that episode was all about.
 
The question that gets answered this week:
 
Can the hosts recap 199 previous episodes of the Answers for Everything podcast in under 3 hours?
 
Please enjoy some of our favorite quotes from the team at AFE.
 
“I’m pretty vanilla when it comes to lovemaking”
        -Josh
“Fold it in half and put it in”
         -Josh
“I would raw dog anyway”
-Josh-
“Nobody will be inspired by what we do”
                                 -Teapot-
"I’ve had a slice"
     -Mr. Clay-
"I don’t know how you and me are gonna end up doing our own Tug video"
          -Charlie Ray-
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
        -April-
"I’ll take the boner, boners are fun”
            -Josh-
"My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings"
                         -Josh-
“I derail the conversation quite spectacularly, many times”
                     -Charlie Ray
"I’ve given a lot of good advice on this episode"
              -Charlie Ray-
“I know it’s fantastic. I can raw dawg all I want and not have to worry about a baby”
 -Mr. Clay
“That being said, I’ve got a wooly Mammoth in my pants”
                -Charlie Ray
“I don’t like to think about what I’m putting into my mouth sometimes”
                        -Charlie Ray

He needs to stick it in a fan blade or two (Bonus Episode)

Hello Knowitalls. When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure.
Enjoy this week’s Bonus episode with Charlie Ray, Josh and Mr. Clay talking about an odd French fry from Australia and Olympic pole vaulting mishaps,  
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

Charlie Ray and his Margarita toe

Thanks again for tuning in to the AFE podcast, we appreciate your time.
This week Mr. Clay, Josh and Charlie Ray answer some listener questions and give some sound advice at every turn. Sit back and hear all about bad  roommates, sad sexual experiences, relationship goals, minor sexual kinks, Margarita toes and Road apples.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What topics do the hosts feel they know way too much info about?
Was Charlie Ray ever a girl?
Why did Mr. Clay have a hard time riding his bike after a visit from Uncle Thomas?
How do Charlie Ray and Josh feel about Mr. Clay’s mom?
 
"I’ve given a lot of good advice on this episode"
-Charlie Ray-
 

2 Legit to quit (Bonus Episode)

It’s time for a bonus episode!
This week Josh and Mr. Clay talk about Eukonkanto, James Bond, Montana, Deadpool, enjoying a bubble bath with Gorlock and having a beard at work.
 
“I derail the conversation quite spectacularly, many times”
-Charlie Ray

What was the question about? (Part Drei)

Good day Knowitalls. This episode is the conclusion to the 3 part episode where the hosts ask each other some personal questions in order to give the listeners a little glimpse into why they are the way that they are.
This episode consists of learning about dream jobs, dream TV shows, supernatural experiences and Japanese style monster movies.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Does Josh smoke weed while walking down the street?
What TV show does Mr. Clay wish that Marvel would make?
What makes Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay very different people?
 
“I’m pretty vanilla when it comes to lovemaking”
-Josh