The Answers for Everything Podcast

What was the question about?

Good day Knowitalls. This week the hosts start by asking each other some personal questions in order to give the listeners a little glimpse into why they act the way that they do.
It’s a full hour of talk about cereal bath robes, breaking & entering, throwing rocks, feelings, turning on friends, losing people, marriage, death and so much more.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Does Charlie Ray find Lady GaGa attractive?
Does Josh cry during movies?
Has Charlie Ray ever had a strong male role model in his life?
How well does Josh know his kids?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Weekend at Bernie’s (Bonus Episode)

It’s time for a bonus episode!
This episode has Charlie Ray, Josh and Mr. Clay talking about taxation, co-workers that they can do without and Josh’s new way to stay awake on those tiring days. The hosts learn a little bit about Amish, oil change procedures and the disturbing situation that one of their co-workers discovered late one night on their ranch.
 
 
“I derail the conversation quite spectacularly, many times”
-Charlie Ray

I have a diabolical plan

This week Josh talks about his recent Seattle adventure while Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray share their thoughts about food  truck wars, KFC’s Toonie Tuesday, cool bridges tall buildings, visiting whole foods and eating the McDonald’s $5 meal deal. Stick around for then end when Mr. Clay schools the other 2 on some Urban dictionary definitions.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What is Josh’s diabolical plan?
What is Charlie Ray’s plan for perpetual, job incompetence?
What are Spite Mounds?
 
"I’ll take the boner, boners are fun”
            -Josh-

If you wear a banana hammock, it won’t itch (Bonus Episode)

Hello Knowitalls. When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure.
Enjoy this week’s Bonus episode with Charlie Ray, Josh and Mr. Clay talking about sneakers, yard work, band residencies, Saans, Fields, Stedmans and Charlie Ray’s desire for 5 guys.
 
 
"My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings"
-Josh-

We’ve only been recording for 7 minutes?

Welcome back Knowitalls,
This week, Dora, Charlie Ray, Josh and Mr. Clay try to focus on cake and how delicious it is. That being said, the episode gets derailed pretty quick and from that point forward the topics covered are Hires root beer, Tahiti Treat, Josh’s opinion of Friends, Charlie Ray’s new sleep aid and his choice of lube, Piranhas in Canada, Alligators in the Midwest, the Bo Jackson hall of fame ceremony and weird logistics jobs.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What would Josh do in the showroom of Ikea after eating their pride cake?
Are there any 7-11’s in Dora’s neck of the woods?
Which baseball player was irritated when Charlie Ray got a picture with them?
What job does Mr. Clay think about whenever he gets into a car?
 
 
"I’ll take this land beast over here"
-Josh-

The Dusty Furnace (Bonus Episode)

Hello Knowitalls. When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure.
Enjoy this week’s Bonus episode with Charlie Ray, Josh and Mr. Clay talking about Josh’s upcoming trip to Seattle.
 
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

Another wholesome episode of Answers for Everything

Right off the starting line the hosts get into a “would you rather?” question that involves scrambled eggs and making love to Medusa and it all goes downhill from there. The main topic is breakfast and that quickly spirals into conversations about Belgium waffles, schnitz, the Spite waffle maker, the history of waffles, the Kalispell Red Lion Inn, Twi’leks, Burger King’s cotton candy milkshake and candy apples.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What happens when Mr. Clay dips sourdough toast into his egg yolk?
Where is Josh’s favorite breakfast place in Portland?
What topping does Charlie Ray get on his Waffle House potatoes?
 
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-
 

The Big Mac Attack (Bonus Episode)

Hello Knowitalls. When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure.
Enjoy this week’s Bonus episode with Charlie Ray, Josh and Mr. Clay talking about McDonald’s limited offerings from Canada, France, Germany, Switzerland and Andorra.  
 
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

The slimmins are pick

Happy Sunday Knowitalls. This episode covers a lot of ground as the hosts talk about Cristin Milioti, Jesse Plemons, Nic Cage (as usual), Dune 2, lab-made meat, Subway’s franchising logic, the history of Charlie Ray’s grandma and Josh’s retreat to Pender Island for a disc golf tournament.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Why did Charlie Ray get the key to the city?
What does Charlie ray keep under his stairs?
What does Josh miss about the old BC ferries days?
 
 
"I don’t know how you and me are gonna end up doing our own Tug video"
-Charlie Ray-

I’ll take the boner (Bonus Episode)

Hello Knowitalls. When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure.
Enjoy this week’s Bonus episode with Charlie Ray, Josh and Mr. Clay talking about Yard sales and living in the Matrix.
 
 
"I’ll take the boner, boners are fun”
            -Josh-

I will supply all the fishnet condoms

The AFE crew would love to send their thanks to those of you in Virginia and Alberta who did some wild downloading over the last week. Thanks for the support, it's appreciated.
 
This week the hosts talk about their love for video stores of the past, they reminisce about Bianca Trump, Jenna Jameson, good deals when buying DVD’s and how Mr. Clay discovered that crack heads were sleeping in his vehicle.
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Questions that get answered this week:
 
What is Charlie Ray’s dream job?
Does Josh like coconut?
What does Mr. Clay consider as his favorite job that he has ever had?
What is better than gaming on a cell phone?
 
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

After credits season 2 (Bonus Episode)

Hello Knowitalls. This week’s bonus episode is a compilation (Cumpilation?) of every one of the after credit sequences released at the end of all of the season 2 episodes. Each of these after credit clips are just clips that have no relation to any episode or maybe the host’s lines were flubbed, they were testing their microphone or just stuff that didn’t fit with the flow of the episodes when they were recorded. Just in case you didn’t stick around after the shows to hear them (or didn’t know that they existed) they are all here for your listening pleasure. The AFE podcast crew hopes that you enjoy this little treat.
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

I’ll take this land beast over here

 
Welcome back Knowitalls.
This week Josh, Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray talk about lawn care, bards and minstrels, The Ghost and the darkness, secret living spaces, pyramids made from milk crates, fucktardery and buying a town and renaming it for merchandising purposes.
 
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Questions that get answered this week:
How does a Bard hold up their pants?
What has Charlie Ray never done with a woman?
What city has The Rat Hole?
 
 
"I’ll take this land beast over here"
-Josh-

It’s swaffling out here (Bonus Episode)

It’s time for a bonus episode!
Josh, Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray chat about some candy (Chocolate?) bars from the USA and Canada and odd food combos that they mix together. 
 
 
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

Reverse Eiffel Tower

This week Josh and Clay marvel at the support they keep getting from single listeners who download over 116 hours of their show a week; they tip their hats to you avid fans. Other than thanking the listeners for their support, the hosts answer a few questions from their fans and promise to do this more regularly seeing as the inbox is filling up and the people demand answers.  In this episode they give some relationship advice, some cooking advice and some rectal itch solutions.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
 
What does Josh do with his dating apps when he starts to romance a girl he met online?
How does one clear up rectal itch?
What has plagued man since the time of Neanderthals?
What does Mr. Clay do in the rare case that he shits himself?
 
"My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings"
-Josh-

Dong shredder 3000 (Bonus Episode)

Episode 179 Bonus Episode: Dong shredder 3000
 
When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure. This here episode is an example of such a recording.
Enjoy as the hosts chat about naked guys on planes, bathrooms in Santorini, Power Wheels as a regular mode of transportation and why a guard on a fan is a good thing.
 
 
"I would raw dog anyway”
            -Josh-

The super power of organ failure

Happy Sunday, Knowitalls. Once again Josh and Mr. Clay are here to talk about the things that matter to people most. This week is a buffet of epic proportion as they talk about Disney Minnie ears, Tim Hortons surveys, homemade apple juice, Peters drive in, docking on long road trips and the difference between weed shops in Canada compared to the USA.
Josh reveals a top 10 list of cereals consumed by Americans, his past life of kicking a homeless person regularly as well as his desire to turn non-rice krispy things into rice krispies.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
 
What is a sure fire way to stay awake while driving?
Why does Josh think that we will get cancer soon?
What does Josh have a hard time doing in public settings?
When was the pinnacle of human achievement?
 
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

The toilet paper mitten (Bonus Episode)

When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure.
This week’s episode has Josh, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay answer some listener questions about wash clothes, wiping your butt and step daddy taboos. As a bonus, they answer the age old question of: What does the “Q” stands for in Q-Tips?
 
 
 
“I’ve touched my penis after handling some Serrano peppers and not washing my hands”
 
-Charlie Ray
 
 

Stay in your lane Tim Hortons

Good day Knowitalls. Josh, Charles and Mr. Clay are here this week to bring you personal opinions on Tim Hortons, In n Out burger, Whataburger, toilet issues and hoarding. They also discuss what songs they listen to when they are feeling blue, what they do in their free time, Halloween costumes from the 1970’s and the adventure of going to the latest Calgary Expo.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What bonuses did Charlie Ray get from his gas station job?
What does Mr. Clay do for about 45 minutes every day?
Why is Josh going to Pender Island?
 
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

Hawk Tuah girl (Bonus Episode)

When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure. This week is 99% about Hawk Tuah (Hawk Tuhh?) girl, Miss Hailey Welch.
 
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

Bam Bam Mcgee

Shout out to the listeners in Virginia who have been spending every waking moment downloading our episodes 😊.
This week the hosts talk about their sleep schedules, how their memories work, low income housing in Canada, Tim Hortons pizza, homeless shelters, frozen yogurt places from that just disappeared, Puffins cereal, self medicating with semen and the glorious videos of Efukt.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
 
How was Mr. Clay’s NYC hot dog experience?
What’s special about Marilu Henner?
Why is Josh going to get a hook for a hand?
What is Josh’s plan if his landlord kicks him out?
 
 
"I would raw dog anyway”
            -Josh-

You can’t talk to me in public (Bonus Episode)

When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure.
 
This week the hosts chat about shopping routines, HGTV shows that they enjoy, Nalley’s chip dip, romancing women in the produce department, bidet installation, Scott McGillvray, fire pits and ending with some throwbacks to Curb Feelers and souping-up soup.
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

He must have a hell of a hog on him

 
Is it seriously the end of June already?
The crew at the AFE podcast would like to thank all of you for the time that you spend listening to us, we really appreciate it. Shout out to the Germans for once again downloading more than anyone else over the last 3 months (US comes a close 2nd). If you ever want to appear on the show, just reach out and I’m sure that the hosts can find a topic that will have everyone talking for hours.
Speaking of topics; this week the main focus is on Fatal Familial Insomnia (FFI) and Josh’s irrational fear of being diagnosed with it. As per usual, there are some side quests that get completed and among those are chats about Pete Davidson, Adam Sandler movies, Nic Cage, The Gentlemen, medical emergencies and Josh’s dashing good looks (He claims to be a “Mission 7” at best)
 
 
Questions that get answered this week:
 
What is Josh’s 10 minute rule?
How many people have FFI?
What prototype is Josh building at his house?
What is Mr. Clay’s terrible super power?
 
 
"My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings"
-Josh-

Somehow the cat got out of the bag (Bonus Episode)

When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure.
This week Josh talks about his love for IKEA and why he loves going there while Mr. Clay questions himself as to why he almost never goes. Enjoy as the conversation centers around meatballs, bathtubs, Krispy Kreme, Zilla’s and VooDoo doughnuts.
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

It’s better over there than it is over here

This week Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray cover ground on various topics. What started out with talk about Chicago somehow ended up with chatting about docking, vabbing, cobbing, sleep deficiency, ChatGPT, magic mushrooms, purchasing a whole town and the goings on inside a futuristic Steak n Shake.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What did Charlie Ray do in Chicago?
Are there underground tunnels in the Chicago underground?
What’s better than vabbing or cobbing?
 
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

Rhinoceros rectum (Bonus Episode)

When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure (like the after credit sequences but not as short). After credit sequences? Yep, every episode over the last year has a 1-6 minute clip after the closing music :) We dare you to go back and check them all out.
This week we learn why Josh picked Uncle Jesse as his celebrity crush all while discussing Boy meets world, Full House, Batman Beyond, The Greatest American Hero, Growing Pains, Little house on the prairie, Ninja turtles, Sliders and My secret identity.
 
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

A crock of baked beans and a hockey puck gizzard

Hey everyone. Thanks for joining the 3 hosts this week for a show discussing a bunch of random topics. How random, you ask? Well, this episode will bring you down memory lane as the boys share fond thoughts on Zellers, Woolworths, Woodwards, De Dutch Pannekoek house, Eating road kill, Fruity Pebbles snack bars, Knott’s Berry Farm, thrift stores, press kits, stir fry methods, board games and affordable housing.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What animals did Charlie Ray eat at the Elk’s lodge in the 1980’s?
Where is Mr. Clay’s motherland?
Who is The Reluctant Traveler?
Does Josh prefer rice or noodles in his stir –fry?
 
 
“I’ve touched my penis after handling some Serrano peppers and not washing my hands”
 
-Charlie Ray

Soup-up the soup (Bonus Episode)

When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure (like the after credit sequences but not as short). After credit sequences? Yep, every episode over the last year has a 1-6 minute clip after the closing music :) We dare you to go back and check them all out.
Enjoy the next ½ hour while Josh and Mr. Clay talk about Kim Jong Un’s pleasure squad, cock fighting, barbershop heroes and soup.
 
 
"I would snort cocaine off a tortoise, just to say that I did it”
-Charlie Ray

It’s not like I’m jelqing on a daily basis

Happy Sunday Knowitalls. This week Josh and Mr. Clay chat about Josh’s weight loss journey while also covering topics such as hemorrhoids, family Doctor’s, legalized weed in Europe, current TV watching, Bieber and Diddy’s relationship, Larry David’s net worth, different types of pubic hair, and the gloriousness of watching the Pam and Tommy sex tape for the first time during the infancy of the internet.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Why does Mr. Clay go to Taco Bell?
What happened to Josh that was “Indescribably terrible”?
What does Josh do for 3 hours a day?
Has Josh ever sent a dick pic to someone?
 
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

It’s a Growler pie, obviously (Bonus Episode)

When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure (like the after credit sequences but not as short). After credit sequences? Yep, every episode over the last year has a 1-6 minute clip after the closing music :) We dare you to go back and check them all out.
This week is (mostly) about the deliciousness of pie. The learn about Funeral, Grasshopper, Water and Growler pies, Mr. Clay’s nuts, laser vasectomies and different types of salt.
 
 
"My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings"
-Josh-

When it clogs you call Larry the plunger expert

Charlie Ray, Josh and Mr. Clay bring you an episode centered around coffee and coffee flavored things. That being said, the show starts out with talk about conjoined twins and marriage and if having conjoined triplets is possible. The show ends with some coffee related, Urban Dictionary meanings.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What will Charlie Ray share with Josh and Mr. Clay when he is rich?
Who does Charlie Ray want to crew his yacht with?
What is Coke Blak?
What is Turkish coffee?
How often does Josh have a freezing coffee?
 
 
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

Let’s make some crazy money (Bonus Episode)

When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure (like the after credit sequences but not as short). After credit sequences???? Yep, every episode over the last year has a 1-6 minute clip after the closing music :) We dare you to go back and check them all out.
This week is all about the old school arcades and pool halls that they used to enjoy from the 1980’s to the early 2000’s. Josh, Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray trade stories of their favorite games and experiences during that time in their lives.
 
"I would raw dog anyway”
            -Josh-

She’s in a white dress, she can’t be evil

Welcome to Season 3!
Please sit back and enjoy as Dora, April, Josh, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk about the history of door knockers. If that wasn’t enough to get you excited then hopefully you enjoy the conversation as it leaps into ghosts, home renovations, sex sheds, Ron Jeremy, weed infused meals, Dora’s back 40 and some Urban dictionary definitions.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
 
Why did an old man stop by Dora’s house to chat?
What is a bottle jack?
Why did the Greeks like to use door knockers?
How many knocks is considered to be lucky when using a door knocker?
What is an Irish door knocker?
 
“I’ve touched my penis after handling some Serrano peppers and not washing my hands”
-Charlie Ray

Clay’s greasy little palm (Bonus Episode)

When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure (like the after credit sequences but not as short). After credit sequences???? Yep, every episode over the last year has a 1-6 minute clip after the closing music :) We dare you to go back and check them all out.
In this clip, Josh and Mr. Clay talk about Josh’s experiment with making Chicago mix, rice krispy squares. The episode concludes with talk about the deliciousness of a Mountain Dew cake recipe and Dr. Pepper’s new coconut flavor.
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April

The Hillbilly Turntable

This week on The Answers for everything podcast Josh and Mr. Clay talk about being average, stat holidays, Easter break, teachers being on strike, region-free blurays and the disappearance of Sriracha sauce. The hosts do a quick review of the new Roadhouse movie on Prime which leads to talking about Southpark, the Wonder Years, King of the Hill and Unhappily ever after.
The last part of the episode has the hosts creating an urban dictionary term involving a large barrel with wieners hanging out if it.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What rating does Josh give the new Road house movie?
Why has Southpark not been cancelled yet?
What does Mr. Clay keep stored in his laundry room?
Who created Sriracha sauce?
What is the Hillbilly Turntable?
 
"My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings"
-Josh-

The toaster of spite (Bonus Episode)

When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure (like the after credit sequences but not as short). After credit sequences???? Yep, every episode over the last year has a 1-6 minute clip after the closing music :) We dare you to go back and check them all out.
In this clip, Josh and Mr. Clay talk about kitchen appliances that they either can or can't live without. Some of these are air fryers, can openers, stoves, garlic presses and toasters.
Questions that get answered:
1) Does Josh eat a lot of canned goods?2) Where does Josh store his food?3) What does Mr. Clay store in his wallet?
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April

On Pornhub, I’m all caught up… every video

This week on the AFE podcast Josh and Mr. Clay talk about Harold and Kumar, the Shake Shack fry recipe, Right hand drive cars, Kenny Rogers, Grindr fees, social media algorithms, John Cena VS The Rock and current tv shows that are good for binging.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
According to Josh, what kind of TV shows does Mr. Clay watch?
Why does Josh like the import Honda’s?
Where can you lose countless hours of your time?
What movie franchise does Josh think is in the toilet?
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

Apparently, she was bent and the straw was straight

Welcome back Knowitalls,
Charlie Ray and Josh teach Mr. Clay all about straws in this episode. Learn about drinking beer through 3 foot straws, chunky milkshakes, grass straws, Marvin Stone,  the straw craze in the 80’s and so much more.
Questions that get answered this week:
When was the first historical reference to a straw?
What year was the paper straw created?
Does Charlie Ray take chances?
What is a crazy straw?
What country was first to all ban plastic cutlery, straws, cups and plates?
 
"I would snort cocaine off a tortoise, just to say that I did it”
-Charlie Ray

Monocle on the tip with a top hat

Happy Sunday, Knowitalls. This week the 3 hosts analyze a map that breaks down the average dollar amount spent on a date, depending on which state you are in.
They also discuss their very own experiences with costs of dates, distance travelled for dating and what they like to do for a first date. Obviously there are some detours in the conversation which leads to drinking gross stuff for cash as well as how to dress your penis up for the perfect dick pic.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Which state is the cheapest to date in?
Where did Charlie Ray take his 2nd wife to on a first date?
What is Mr. Clay’s best advice for dating?
What will Charlie Ray drink while using gasoline as a chaser?
Is Josh a “Take charge, kinda guy”?
 
"I would raw dog anyway”
            -Josh-

I guess Dad bods are in

Once again Josh and Mr. Clay talk up a storm and cover some pretty good topics. Enjoy as they discuss Dune 2, stationary bikes, facts about oranges, Telus chatbots, rental agreements, buying a ghost town, Seinfeld, dad-bods and penis muscle control.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What is Jodorowsky’s Dune?
What does Josh eat with peanut butter?
What will be Mr. Clay’s legacy?
 
"My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings"
-Josh-

I think Josh might be on to something

Happy Sunday, Knowitalls. If you wanted to hear conversations about X-men toys, sign language, Juliette Lewis, McDonald’s pizza, retro Pizza Huts, Kansas weather, Sizzler and Old Country buffet then this is the episode for you. Josh, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay also go over a chart based on the most popular pizza toppings from state to state.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What does Josh describe as butter flavoured, packing peanuts?
What is bean bunging?
According to Charlie Ray, what is salty and delicious?
What does Josh think is a glazed, log of shit?
How many “Old country buffets” are there left in the world?
How did Mr. Clay’s final visit to Sizzler go?
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

I have an interesting tale to tell

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week the hosts dive into comparing airlines from the 1950’s to now, Costco differences from USA to Canada, romance while dumpster diving and adult sippy cups. They also talk about a murder in Subway and a man in Vienna disrespecting the Police by using his butt.
Questions that get answered this week:
Why did a man from Austria get fined 500 euros?
Are farts a protective form of expression?
What condiment was there too much of?
What’s the title of Charlie Ray’s book?
 
"I don’t know how you and me are gonna end up doing our own Tug video"
-Charlie Ray-

As a young boy, I always wanted to be a ninja

Top of  the morning to the Knowitalls.
This week the boys learn and teach a few things to each other about Saint Patrick’s day. From a quick history of Saint Patrick’s youth and all the way up to his death with the tiniest bit of  the in between stuff. The episode continues with a news story about doing a good deed and finishes with Charlie Ray’s observation about the bathroom stalls at the Kansas City airport.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What is the relationship between snakes and St. Patrick’s day?
What is the emerald isle of the Caribbean?
What is "drowning the shamrock" mean?
Did Mr. Clay poop with friends?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Meet me in the back, I need some schnitz

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week brings Charlie Ray, Mr. Clay and Josh together for a threesome of deep conversation about shingles, Urban Dictionary, a recent road trip by one of the hosts, Lee’s chicken, KFC popcorn chicken bowls, New York Fries and chili dogs. Sit back and enjoy and don’t forget to share the show with your friends.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What is schnitz?
What part of the goat will Charlie Ray be willing to eat?
What has Charlie Ray only done twice in his life?
Did Dairy queen once have loaded fries?
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

Teenage girls Dutch Ovening themselves

Good day Knowitalls. This week starts off with glorious conversation as Josh, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk about Jedi mind tricks, tools used for touching oneself and the skill level of Ava Devine as she dispenses Skittles. Enjoy as the talk progresses to Burger joints, Coke freestyle, having a structured lifestyle vs not and ending the show with some Urban dictionary and information about dildos.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What does Josh flick really hard?
What and where was Paul’s drive in?
Who exposed themselves to Charlie Ray in his own living room?
What does Mr. Clay use as a form of birth control?
How long have humans been using dildos?
"I would raw dog anyway”
            -Josh-

I know I’m not their target audience

Welcome back Knowitalls. Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay spend the bulk of this show talking about what they think is the downfall of the current superhero movie genre. They finish the show conversing about the USA military advertising logic as well as action figures that have removable bras and panties.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Does Charlie Ray like Ezra Miller as the Flash?
Did Mr. Clay like Fox's X-Men movies?
Are Toy collectors Mr. Clay’s people?
What will Charlie Ray pay to see The Marvels movie?
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

He was pushing Chapstick nuggets

This week on the AFE podcast:
Josh joins Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray so that they can talk about a research chart that measures the amount of times in a week that a European goes poop. It is all broken down by country and the findings are quite surprising and somewhat mysterious. There is some talk about poutine, flight delays, and bathroom rituals.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What is a KFC wet nap?
What surprise gift did Mr. Clay give Charlie Ray?
What European country poops more than any other?
What is the average weight of a poop?
Why does Mr. Clay wear condoms 24/7?
 
"My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings"
-Josh-

I wouldn’t have it any other way

This week on the AFE podcast:
Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray chat about sneezing mishaps, a very weird method of birth control, the Sears catalogue lingerie, nightgowns with caps and candle holders, dinner plates and Pokemon.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Can sneezing rip holes in your windpipe?
How does Charlie Ray try and take a screenshot of the universe?
How fast does semen shoot from a human body?
Can adhesive be used as a form of birth control?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Special Ed and the twins

Good day podcast friends. Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray bring you stories and opinions on quite a few topics this week. Enjoy as they cover ground on Canada’s cold weather snap, bed building, dating for free food, immigration and Only Fans, Urban Dictionary, Dawson’s creek and Saved by the bell.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
How much money has Charlie Ray spent on wooing women yet still not getting laid?
What are Arabian Goggles?
How many fingers mapped out Charlie Ray’s prostate?
What snapped off while Mr. Clay was using it?
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

You ask a lot of weird questions

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk about abandoned properties, the garbage that Tim Hortons sells, remote work spaces, Star Trek, sex with conjoined twins, naked guys in Bass Pro shops (and on Disney rides), doors blowing out of airplanes mid flight, perpetual farting, Katt Williams and Dairy Queen.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What is a trap house?
What franchise does Mr. Clay despise?
Is Charlie Ray a city or country boy?
What is a FUPA?
 
"I don’t know how you and me are gonna end up doing our own Tug video"
-Charlie Ray-