The Answers for Everything Podcast

My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings

The hosts get drunk on Christmas Eve and talk about everything and anything that they can think of. Sit back for a 3 hour tour about Only Fans, mixing alcoholic drinks, online dating, butter tarts, Nanaimo bars, The Empire state building, chainsaw blades, flammable snacks, horse semen, dating a married woman, The Exo-squad, doing dabs, cross border shopping, mushroom trips with Amber Heard and Johnny Depp, Ozzy Osborne concerts and axe throwing.
 
There is a lot more packed into this episode than listed here so if you are looking for a topic that you don’t see from the list above… it’s probably here somewhere.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
 
What is Om training?
How long has Josh been a Pyro?
Why is Charlie Ray a dirty dog?
Who is the master of making Jell-O shots?
How many vehicles did Josh smash into at a Police roadblock?
What is Josh’s promise to the listener?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

A hog like yours can’t be contained by anything but a garbage bag

The hosts would also like to give a shout out to their German fans (fan?) who have been giving AFE Podcast a whole bunch of their free time to the show. Much love goes out to our German friends.
This week Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay give you a glimpse into gay sex in the senate building, airplane arrests, bypassing security, smashing TV’s in the park, the burdens of having a huge wang, nice aliens VS mean aliens, free seats on planes and horse bukkake.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What is everyone fascinated with?
Has Charlie Ray seen the movie “Bad moms”?
How many inches long is Charlie Ray’s penis?
Where did Charlie Ray lose his virginity?
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

What the hell is a gunt?

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week’s episode is just Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay shooting the shit about the loudness police, the Star Wars Disney hotel, Rick and Morty and bathroom anomalies. The hosts would also like to give a shout out to their German fans (fan?) who have been giving AFE Podcast a whole bunch of their free time to the show. Much love goes out to our German friends.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What grazed Mr. Clay’s nut?
Is Mr. Clay’s butthole a wizard?
What does Charlie ray wanna see from middle aged British women?
What is the Austin maneuver?
 
"I don’t know how you and me are gonna end up doing our own Tug video"
-Charlie Ray-

Whipped out his dong in the middle of the sidewalk

This week the hosts talk about BBQ sauce, nuggets and fry sauce. Mr. Clay tells Charlie Ray about the new (Canadian only) KFC, holiday chicken sandwich. They express their feelings on a few internet videos they watched recently and then end the show with news stories about a sex addicted King and really weird wedding.
The hosts would also like to give a shout out to their German fans (fan?) who have been giving AFE Podcast a whole bunch of their free time listening to the show. Much love goes out to our German friends.
What does Mr. Clay wish was sold in smaller, multi pack sizes?
Where did Charlie Ray’s dad take him when he turned 16?
Would Charlie Ray date a girl that wants him to call her “Mommy” while they smash?
Can you have a KFC themed wedding?
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

Graham crapper crust

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week the hosts let you in on their desires when it comes to limited edition offerings from restaurants and what to avoid when handing in a resume
Listen and learn about the Burger Family, head chefs, deep fried side items, pie crust desserts and cream soda differences between Canada and the USA.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Is Charlie Ray a fan of Pumpkin pie?
Why does Mr. Clay go to work?
Who is Rene Arend?
What amazing things did Rene Arend create?
Why did Mr. Clay get free suckers in California?
 
"I don’t know how you and me are gonna end up doing our own Tug video"
-Charlie Ray-

I knew it wasn’t a nut problem

Good day Knowitalls. This week the hosts chat about Zoe Kravitz, Magic Mike, Alpha males, recording tug videos and windshield wiper repairs. This leads (naturally) into comparing vehicle ownership histories with each other and ends with Charlie Ray defining some Urban Dictionary terms.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
How many Brand new cars have Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay owned in their lives?
What is Charlie Ray’s strategy on his car ownership?
Why do you need a nice car?
What does Mr. Clay do that makes Charlie Ray get hard?
What is a Jell-o Mixer?
 
"I don’t know how you and me are gonna end up doing our own Tug video"
-Charlie Ray-

Like your penis just smoked a Newport

Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray sit down and talk about Colombian Hippos, Danish drug dealers, unique pregnancies, The Urban dictionary, Floridian teachers and the bathroom at Charlie Ray’s workplace.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What goes with peanut butter?
How much money does it cost to surgically castrate a hippo?
Why is a math teacher hanging out with a 14 year old?
What is Uterus Didelphys?
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

We are all geniuses here

April, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay have a threeway and decide to record it. The hosts all prepared for this very special Thanksgiving episode by doing a crap load of research however, the show detours almost immediately and never gets back on track. Enjoy the detour as they talk about locking up mouthwash and razors, earnings VS dignity, meth heads, movie anniversaries, the barter system, aliens, the big bang theory and the great flood.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
If it’s sexual, how can it be plutonic?
What is the night of the comet?
What does Mr. Clay think is unfixable?
What plan does Charlie Ray think went awry?
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

All of a sudden I was in a Home alone movie

Dora drops by to tell the Knowitalls where she is on her house renovation and as the hosts over-share details of their lives they also realize that they wouldn’t have it any other way.
Enjoy as the Dora talks about the beauty she witnesses when she drives to work, how much effort her new bathroom remodel is, how wonderful her new bathtub is and how she plans to make some extra money in the new year.
Mr. Clay is fascinated with the idea of deep fried pepperoni, peas and gravy poutine, girls who date roller coasters, chip dip, and farting into jars for cash.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Who does Dora compare herself to (with the exception of having a better rack)?
What is the most aggressive thing in Dora’s life right now?
How long does Dora think her house renovation will take?
What is the 3 finger method?
Does Dora speak like an Albertan cowboy?
What is the other name for a service berry?
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

Sandpaper hands

This week the hosts each share an odd news story, play a game of “Would you rather?” and talk about charitable donations.
 Charlie Ray introduces Mr. Clay to the concept of “Jelqing” while also trying to determine the meanings of 3 entries from Urban Dictionary. Somehow that leads to a discussion about fried chicken and overstocking soup cans at home.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What is a Dadbro?
What is Jelqing?
Who did Charlie Ray dock with?
What is a Tennessee Fright Train?
Are there strict sex laws in Michigan?
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

Even her wiener is a 15 out of 10

Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay try to chat about Halloween but other topics just keep getting in the way.
Enjoy the detours on Girl Guide cookies, West coast Avengers, Pepsi cans, Igloo Taffy, Mexican New Year’s and baked beans as they try to focus on Halloween candy, costumes and weather.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Why did the police take Mr. Clay home on Halloween?
What did Charlie Ray name his penis?
Where is the best place that Mr. Clay celebrated Halloween?
Why did the lady who farts into jars for money end up in the hospital?
Where is the perfect landing place for Charlie Ray’s nose?
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

The Airport Reach around

Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay just got back from a concert weekend (not with each other) and have lots to talk about.
They discuss the sexiness of David Beckham, urban dictionary definitions, Vegas buffets, In ‘n’ Out burger, airport security for morons, flight delays, mass oyster eating, hotel mini bar costs, Church’s chicken, tantric massages and the cost of buying imported Snickers from India.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Is it ever okay to poop with other people in your bathroom?
How many times did Charlie Ray eat at In ‘n’ Out burger in Los Angeles?
What is an Oreo Slammer?
Is a reverse Blumpkin a thing?
How can you slip by airport security in Vancouver?
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

He stuck his wang outside of the car to pee

Spooky stories, fall weather and a shout out. This week the hosts have plenty to say and hopefully a thing or two to teach the listener.
Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay give a shout out to a new listener, talk about a haunted campground in California, they discuss if they can pass through multiple dimensions, they learn about time travel, teleportation, dreams becoming reality and the New Jersey Devil
 
Questions that get answered this week:
How do the Peeps Oreos taste?
How do the hosts plan to spend their Friday the 13th in October?
What is a foul weather hat?
Are human beings a battery?
How good of a driver was Charlie Ray when he was 10?
Did Mr. Clay finally get that fall door mat?
Where is it absolutely not safe to pick up hitch hikers?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Spooktober

Halloween season is around us so April brought some stories of cursed or haunted objects to discuss.
However, before the hosts dwell on Wicker and oak chairs, haunted paintings and house fires they discuss the  Walmart Jesus, current house prices, my name is earl and the hunt for a fall themed door mat.
Questions that get answered this week:
How do the titles for the episodes get picked?
How many Jesus’ are there in Prince Albert?
What does Mr. Clay say “smells like candy” ?
What is “The crying boy”?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Look, its Mr. Chiseled jaw

Fall is upon us and once again the hosts chat about the weather, the colors and the beauty of it all.
Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk about fall BBQ cooking, making adult videos, planned trips to Vermont and how Russell Stover outlet stores played a huge part in a road trip Mr. Clay had many years ago.
The show ends with Mr. Clay taking you on a day at his perfect, dream job as an Inconvenience Police Officer.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
 
Who are Chest Rockwell and Stud McBoomboom?
What season are most porn movies shot?
Do the hosts have mental issues from previous relationships?
Why was Charlie Ray mandated to go to therapy?
What product did Mr. Clay find in Oregon that he wishes they still made?
What current drink makes your bowel movements almost black?
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay

I don’t know how the internet works

Episode 128: I don’t know how the internet works
 
Mr. Clay and April sit down to talk about Mandela Effects in this spooky-centric episode which kicks off the Halloween season on the AFE-Pod.
The 2 hosts get into how their memories differ from each other on subjects like C3P0, alternate universes and Richard Simmons, sweating to the oldies. To round out the episode they throw in some talk about Monopoly, Silence of the Lambs, doing edibles, eating at the Spaghetti Factory and having shitty internet.
Questions that get answered this week:
Do April and Mr. Clay wear clothes that are older than 10 years?
Did Richard Simmons wear a headband?
Is Richard Simmons still alive?
Looney Toons or Looney Tunes?
Can you believe the internet?
Why was the bench all wet underneath April?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

I always knew you liked nuts

Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay each share an odd news story that they came across this week.
Get ready for animal sex parties, weird tasting candy, promo items (swag from gas stations, Heineken, Pepsi, Marlboro, Camel and Canadian Liquor stores). The show winds down with a little talk about mushroom trips and frozen pizza ingredients.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What is one of many reasons why Mr. Clay won’t attend a Beastiality party?
What is ZETA Verein?
What is a step too far for Charlie Ray?
What soft drink did Mr. Clay consume too much of while in Scotland?
What’s the best food item Mr. Clay tried while in Europe this summer?
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay

Who the fXXX goes to Liechtenstein?

Episode 126: Who the fuck goes to Liechtenstein?
Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk about The Flash, Justified, Letterkenny and the need for movies to be longer than 2 hours. Mr. Clay has a theory on porn money-shots while Charlie Ray has feelings about travelling to see concerts. Along the way the discussion goes to passport and Driver’s License renewals, Spice girls, the male Avengers, Jimmy Buffet’s death, future travel plans and swamp ass.
Questions that get answered this week:
Who the fuck goes to Liechtenstein?
Where is the cemetery from “The Good, The Bad and The Ugly” located?
Is Charlie Ray a military history buff?
Who is the hosts favorite Spice Girl?
What is one major reason that gay men differ from women?
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
April-

Erection style differences

Episode 125: Erection style differences
 
This week, April went down the Barbie rabbit hole and learned the history of the iconic doll. Stay tuned for all the pertinent info that you never knew that you needed.
From 1959 to 2023, Barbie has had some amazing careers as well as some not so amazing variations. Enjoy as the hosts take you through her journey.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What does Mr. Clay do to make sure his kids respect him?
Who are two of the people who started Mattel toys?
Where did the creator of Barbie get the idea for her doll?
Is math tough?
What features does “Growing up Skipper” have?
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
April-

I’m pretty sure it’s a portal to hell

Episode 124: I’m pretty sure it’s a portal to hell
Dora is back and she has some juicy news about housing in the Maritimes. Along with news about home ownership the hosts talk about shower beers, shower Oreos, shower Pop tarts and more plumbing tips and tricks for each and every one of you beautiful Knowitalls.
Sit back and hear discussions about tree houses, retro cartoons, free money, current concert ticket prices, Chinese food and the new Snow White movie.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Is there a housing crisis in Nova Scotia?
How much did Dora pay for her house?
What did the religious couple gift to Dora with no strings attached?
What is Dora’s favorite song of all time?
Who is Heather Harmon?
What job did Jeff the Mannequin get after his stint on “Today’s Special”?
Would Dora choose making love to Forrest Gump over Foghorn Leghorn?
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

You don’t wanna get stuff in your wiener hole.

Episode 123: You don’t wanna get stuff in your wiener hole.
Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay chat about movies on this week’s episode. Topics of discussion range from The Flash movie to Wes Anderson, Deadpool 3 to toy branded movies, detachable penises, contracts for love making and robot malfunctions while attempting a Dutch Rudder.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Where do you go to buy a Cherry 2000?
Does Mr. Clay expect a movie to change his life?
What would Charlie Ray have to pay extra for?
Does Charlie Ray tuck?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Am I ruining their childhood?

Today the Knowitalls hear some scary campfire stories from April and Mr. Clay. From Ghost Whispers and creepy hitchhikers to haunted forests and kids with no eyes, this episode is jam packed. If you don’t want to stick around for the scary stories then stay for the tales of graveyard trippy rocks, chapped lips, garage doors and lake cabins.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
How does Mr. Clay not want to live?
What is the appeal of May long weekend?
Are there garage-sized screen doors?
Does April like spooky things?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

He was holding it with 2 hands and dunking the tip

This week Mr. Clay, Josh and Charlie Ray did some research and learned a lot about fishing. On this journey they learned about Crayfish, Hellgrammites, Charlie Ray’s inbred relatives, tripod sized penises, fly fishing, ice fishing, Charles Kirby, Brokeback mountain, Noodling, Glory holes in an Ice Shanty and beating off during a work-Zoom call.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
 
Who or what can Charlie Ray lose his house to?
What is a crayfish?
What is the other name for a Dobson fly larvae?
What does Mr. Clay want his nickname to be?
What is the difference between Noodling and Snoodling?
What is the Kirby Bend?
What is a Kakivak?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

It’s a good time as long as you have fire

Josh, Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray share their thoughts on summertime as a kid VS summertime as an adult. They obviously don’t stay on topic so get ready to hear them talk about the internet, workplace temperatures, Kansas City BBQ, Alaskan gloryholes, inflation relating to dining out and which jobs to get that keep you employed.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What is “chest feeding”?
Has Mr. Clay BBQ’d outside in -40 temps?
What is hoarfrost?
Does Mr. Clay live in perpetual darkness?
What job does Josh find to be boring but Mr. Clay dreams of having?
What’s the 1 thing that Charlie Ray learned from working?
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay

He’s not going to get crabs in his lungs

This week the hosts chat about some odd medical conditions that they have to deal with on a personal level. On that conversational journey April and Mr. Clay talk about pubic hair usage, collapsed lungs, collecting women, alien hands and sleep deprived mice.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Can Doctors give lungs a trim?
What kind of pubes are the best kind of pubes?
What is Alien hand syndrome?
What is the purpose of the DEC/2 gene?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

That’s a Snickers bar-type vein.

Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray have quick chat about Nicholas Cage, Harvey Weinstein, parenting types, spending before earning, VapoRub ointment and the sad truth about injecting drugs into genitals.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What would Charlie Ray spend his money on if he was rich and in his 20’s?
Who would Charlie Ray throw bologna slices at?
What’s the large vein on the penis called?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Season one clips show Part 11

The theme this week is a season 1, "Best of" clips show that barely scratches the surface of Teapot and Mr. Clay’s Disneyland trips.
We chat about the box “O” pop, being bullied as well as being a bully, hotel water pressure, Disney backstage passes, Nicholas Cage ruining vacations, Club 33, Teapot’s angry mother and also a little story about how a homeless man disguised himself as Mr. Clay’s dad.
 
The clips from this show can be found in the following episodes.
Episode 5:  The happiest f**king place on Earth
Episode 16: My first time is your best time
Episode 17: I always use the gloryhole in Fantasyland for that
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"-Teapot-

Girth or length?

Mr. Clay and April go over a bunch of topics this week in a “Shoot the shit” episode that has no central topic. They discuss average penis sizes, breast sizes, toilet brush storage, aliens on Earth, briefcases full of money, getting married at first sight, plungers and toilet paper rolls, Covid19 vaccines and trusting people from the internet
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What are Shmeebs?
What would Mr. Clay’s predetermined super power be?
What do April and Mr. Clay’s kids watch too much of?
Has it been a slice?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

I can see you, can you see me?

Episode 116: I can see you, can you see me?
April and Mr. Clay chat about weird news stories, small mining town, dolls that come alive, weird contests. Amsterdam busses, teddy bear stuffing, subliminal advertising, reality tv and ants building castles
 
Questions that get answered this week:
I can see you, can you see me?
What happens when a sheep farts?
Why did April buy a 5 foot teddy bear?
What are 3 different names for a Slurpee with ice cream in it?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-
 

Flick my weiner

Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay chat about YouTubing for a living, the invention of rubber bands, crotch cameras, everyday items that slip our minds, Pablo Escobar, Channing Tatum, Morman polygamy and Monsters Inc.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What did Charlie Ray use to be able to Double Dutch Rudder himself?
What does Charlie Ray hope to find when he buys a house?
What do Star Trek and Alberta have in common?
What gets cut off like a spigot as a woman gets older?
What movie series can Charlie Ray not get enough of?
Who does Mr. Clay find hot, even though she is 91 years old?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Carpal Tunnel from beating off dudes

The week is a “shoot the shit” extravaganza with Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray. There is no exact topic but instead the 2 hosts will breeze through a bunch of quick topics. From anal mapping classes and Bruce Springsteen concerts to Minneapolis trips and so much more.
Enjoy a few “Would you rather” questions and a game of “Marry one, fuck one, kill one”
Questions that get answered this week:
What would Charlie Ray NOT risk his life for?
Does Charlie Ray remember wearing gloves for anal mapping?
What brand of sweet tea is always $1 per can?
What does Charlie Ray want to find at a garage sale?
What does Mr. Clay have none of?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Just the tip

April and Mr. Clay go all historical and chat about the tipping culture of North America and Europe. It’s a free history lesson on why tipping exists and why it is here to stay. The points of interest in this episode range from Railway cars and missed lunches to Swiss Francs and assassin “go bags”
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What does the word TIP most likely stand for?
Who created train sleeper cars?
Who had technical difficulties?
What is another synonym for tips?
Why was Mr. Clay’s cash not accepted at the cell phone place?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Dangerous and delicious

This week is all about camping. Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray trade stories of camping that make them miss their younger days. The extensive ground covered this week ranges from Bruce Springsteen and combat axe throwing to tree planting and sneaking out of cabins.
There is some science talk about dick-shaped planets, boulder rolling, concert toilets, loose meat sandwiches and Mexican food (just in case you thought the episode was a serious one)
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Why are planets spherical?
Why did Charlie Ray decide to become a boy scout?
What is the Pedro Patrol?
Can someone be cool, calm and collected when their fingers are nearly chopped off?
How would a dick-shaped planet act in orbit?
What is an 80’s boy-kid dream?
What did Charlie Ray find dangerous and delicious?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Class ”A” Douche Canoe

Good day Knowitalls. This week Charlie Ray got to pick between the topics of camping or customer service. After choosing customer service, the hosts get into personal stories of their experiences which somehow leads the discussion to gamer headsets, gloryholes, old computers, penis shaped planets, paper straws and Ticketmaster.
Questions that get answered this week:
What things will Charlie Ray like to add to his new gaming headset?
What does Charlie Ray think that his retirement will be like?
When did Charlie Ray last have a 7-11 slurpee?
What is Mr. Clay’s current dream job?
How does Charlie Ray pay for hotel rooms?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

I’m trying to avoid prison

Knowitalls!
Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray get chatting about the odd dating profiles that they have come across and felt the need to share these beauties with all of you.
The profiles range from the absurd to the politically heavy and go into things like vaccination preferences, height, vehicle ownership and religious beliefs.
Questions that get answered this week:
What is a hobo-sexual?
Is Mr. Clay a God-Fearing man?
How long did it take Charlie Ray to propose to his 2nd wife after meeting her?
What kind of curtains does Mr. Clay have?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

I’m doing 5 courtesy flushes

Welcome back Knowitalls.
This week Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk about their personal experiences with their past Airbnb bookings. From shared bathrooms and kitchens to farm fresh eggs and cleaning fees. There is even a little tale about Mr. Clay going on a quest to find the holy grail of Scottish shortbread.
Questions that get answered this week:
What was Charlie Ray’s romantic gesture to Mr. Clay when they were in Estonia?
Did they spoon or did they stack?
What would make UK toilets more pleasurable?
Why did the Holiday Inn hotel key not work?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Yeah, that’s right

Hey everyone,
This week April and Mr. Clay go through an internet provided top 10 list of TV sitcoms over the last 30 years. They countdown from the 10th all the way to the top spot of #1 and give little tidbits of info on the shows as they are revealed
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Which character from Cheers had a spinoff that only lasted 13 episodes?
What is Simpsons known for other than its longevity and ability to predict the future?
What is the internet’s #1 choice of sitcom over the last 30 years?
What theme song woke a man from his coma?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

We already knew who would win the contest

Welcome back Knowitalls.
This week Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay each bring up a news story. Somehow this leads to discussions about little boys turning into transformers, Russians with extremely long legs, Jeeps submerged in rivers, car cigarette lighters, navigating the Bering Strait, stink bombs, Thanksgiving traditions in the Charlie Ray household and how artificial intelligence will soon take over. Enjoy the wild ride and don’t forget to track down a can of instant ass in order to save yourself from a speeding ticket or two.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What are the names of the 2 islands in the Bering Strait that are owned by Russia and the USA?
What length are the world’s longest legs?
What is the worst thing ever to happen at a Thanksgiving dinner with family?
Why is Charlie Ray researching his family genealogy?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-
 

Private, confidential, one-on-one and discreet

Welcome back Knowitalls.
This week Mr. Clay and April talk about the 90’s. They start the conversation with Jurassic park lip balm and pagers and keep going to landlines and cartoons. They even compare prices from now to their 90’s counterparts (eggs, gas, milk, movie tickets and cigarettes)
They sway a little bit into recent movies, expired milk problems, egg storage in Europe, elementary school science fairs and the difficulties in trying to get a job for Coca Cola.
Questions that get answered this week:
What was a great chicken strip batter but a terrible cereal?
Is April a big meat eater?
What doesn’t work on Mr. Clay’s iPad anymore?
Why did April give away cigarettes as a teenager?
What does Mr. Clay declare as the pinnacle of all cartoons?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

I guess they could put anything inside of her

Episode 105: I guess they could put anything inside of her
April and Mr. Clay are hosting this week and they dive into personal and not so personal airport security, experiences. This week we all learn about expired passports, extra screening, wedding gifts, when and where to NOT use video recording equipment, deceased people on flights and how easy it was to cross border travel in the 90’s.
Questions that get answered this week:
What did Mr. Clay do when his travel partner discovered that they had an expired passport the day before their trip?
Has Mr. Clay ever NOT been a selfish person?
Where did April get extra screening done?
How bad did Mr. Clay damage his rental car in Ireland?
What is one of Air Travel’s grey areas?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

What can I do for you Daddy?

Mr. Clay and April open up about their work environments and how they both react to being the new hire. They talk about doing laundry at work, how to train their kids to have a proper morning routine and just how many bases there are when figuring out how far they have gotten with a member of the opposite sex.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Does April try to be invisible when she starts a new job?
What does Mr. Clay take seriously?
What are the 2 reasons why Mr. Clay’s kids won’t be able to sneak out of the house?
Did April ever have a job that gave her Daddy issues?
How many bases past 3rd has Mr. Clay gone with a woman?
Does April think that she has an accent?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

The Gloryhole king of Kansas city

  Charlie Ray stops by for some discussion on Plant based nuggets and the re-naming of a creepy insect. Along with that, the show teaches you some facts on Italian food options and many other useless things.
Questions that get answered this week:
How many Mcdonalds are there in Germany?
Why change the name of an already, named bug?
Where does Charlie Ray go for really good seafood?
What is the human experience about?
Are there Dominos pizza places in Italy?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Dick-a-phobia

  April and Mr. Clay talk about 10 very odd phobias. From the fear of chins to the fear of having peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth. The conversation slowly steers away from phobias and turns to dog and cat calendars, friends with no imagination, dancing at work, food allergies, jars of Goober and singing along to Disney’s Beauty and the Beast.
Questions that get answered this week:
Is dick-a-phobia a thing?
What phobia does Mr. Clay think is vampire related?
What does Mr. Clay enjoy about the Cora’s restaurant chain?
How does April mostly eat her peanut butter?
How did Mr. Clay almost kill his daughter?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Recipe for an orgy

April and Mr. Clay go over a top 10 list that focuses on little known facts about hotels. The hosts talk about personal hotel experiences (good and bad) while throwing in some stories about new math, hot chicks on airplanes, late night Subway orders, flight upgrades and the mysterious babushka lady in the window seat.
Questions that get answered this week:
What did Weber take to satisfy his thirst on a NYC to Seattle flight?
Was there a hair in the mole on the Babushka lady?
Does “No Vacancy” actually mean “ No Vacancy”?
When is a church parking lot safer than a hotel room?
Is it safe to lick a cold sore?
Are Disney Princes decent people?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Naked Nintendo (100th episode!!)

This week is one to be celebrated as the AFE podcast releases their 100th episode. Get comfortable because it's time to pop in those air pods and grab a snack while you listen to the 5 hosts tell stories that will hopefully leave a lasting impression. Five hosts? Yep, you read that right. On this week's show we have Dora, Charlie Ray, April, Mr. Clay and Josh here to take you on one journey after another.
What topics are they going to cover? Well, here is a brief list of what gets discussed this week:How to get even with a stupid coworker, uncontrollable orgasms, winning carnival prizes, phone sex operators, GILF's, DILF's, MILF's, Carney cemeteries, 70's porn stars, Craigslist sex adverts, conga lines, police chases, homeless friends, driving in foreign countries without a license, neighbors with special needs, work place Christmas parties, bribing police officers, British growlers and the best best way to invite someone to play naked Nintendo plus much, much, much more.
Questions that get answered this week.
1) How much does it cost to bribe a cop in the Southern States?2) What is your pay called when you work as a Carney?3) Did Mr. Clay and his friends ever get to play naked Nintendo?4) What did April leave in the door panel cup holder in her boyfriend's car?5) What criteria does Dora look for when estimating a man's penis size?6) Is it possible to pee, poop and vomit at the same time?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"-Teapot-

I’ll give you something to cry about

This is another week of Mr. Clay and April discussing things that they find on the internet. This episode is all about judging whether or not someone is an asshole based off of their actions and decision making abilities. The conversations revolve around weddings, family dinners, cheaters, political fanatics, crappy in-laws and best friends of the opposite sex.
Questions that get answered this week:
How many 9 year olds would it take to drop April or Mr. Clay in a fight?
Did Mr. Clay learn important things from the older boys while growing up in his neighborhood?
What are some unspoken rules for dating?
Why does Peter hating getting emails from Mr. Pewterschmidt?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

You can’t fix stupid.

This week brings Mr. Clay and April out to discuss their past and present New Years Eve plans. April brings us some hangover tips and stories of some unfortunate NYE stories. They discuss lactose free things, Mukbangs, gaining weight for love and way too many other things.
Questions that get answered this week:
What does April’s kid suffer with from time to time?
Which colored booze is better for a smaller hangover?
What is a mukbang?
What is April trying really hard not to be?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Presence not presents

I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes. Christmas is all around me and so the feeling grows. It's written in the wind, it's everywhere I go...
This week is a special Christmas episode with April and Mr. Clay talking about all things Christmas. From mole removal, huge testicles, bad Christmas gifts, tooth fairy fails and underwear layers; It's a holiday extravaganza.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
1) What ruined Christmas for April?
2) How do the Disney parks redecorate between seasons?
3) Does April shop like a woman?
4) How many pairs of underwear does Mr. Clay wear at a time? And why?
5) What can't April fit in her mouth?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Like a baby seal

April joins the show this week and we play a game of "Marry one, bang one, kill one."
Much respect to April for making the hard decisions between marrying ex-husbands, making love to her uncle, receiving dick pics from an old high school crush, threesomes with Bert and Ernie and killing her future self.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
 
1) How many times has April been married? 
2) What would April's daughter write as a forward to a future novel written by April?
3) What is in abundance outside of the 7-11 in April's home town?
4) Who is the guest of honor appearing with April in her Only Fans?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Thanksgiving with a side of Double Dutch Rudder

Thanksgiving has arrived in the USA and this week we talk about the Canadian and USA differences celebrating the same holiday. We look at the historical beginnings of this holiday and what it meant to each of us while growing up. Somehow we manage to throw in some talk about the Atari 2600, Dutch Rudders, Kim Kardashian, Halloween candy, green poop, Pinto beans and pork chops.
Questions that get answered this week:
What 7-11 item made Mr. Clay’s poop green this week?
What food did Charlie Ray’s dad can’t get enough of?
How boring was the farm that Charlie Ray’s grandparents live on?
Who the hell is Martin Frobisher?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-