The Answers for Everything Podcast

Poop and Run

This week Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray review some odd news from around the world. The stories range from humans pooping on neighbor’s lawns and cocaine infused baby wipes to lead-weighted fish and the McRib farewell tour.
Questions that get answered this week:
What exactly was the Mad Pooper doing to be news worthy?
How does one plan to scam to win a $28,000 fishing derby prize?
How much sex is Charlie Ray getting these days?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Don’t Google it at work

This week Charlie Ray answers a series of “Would you rather?” questions and we find out just how Charlie chooses between Elon Musk, Aubrey Plaza, syphilis, Harvey Weinstein, car door mishaps involving the penis and a whole bunch of other very odd things..
Questions that get answered this week:
What is sounding?
What is Mr. Clay’s safe word?
How much is the estimated cost of a slave from Libya?
What did the grade six, kid throw at Mr. Clay’s face when he was in grade 3?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

We are all going to the same place

Dora and Mr. Clay start this week by chatting about a news story regarding farting on airplanes. Mr. Clay talks about his experience with rude people at airports and how to make the best of a flight cancellation. There is some talk about parenting in the year 2022 as well as some discussion on Orgy invites, Ewok village hotels and the cost of a feeding a teenager.
Questions that get answered this week:
Is charcoal underwear a thing?
How does Mr. Clay roll when it comes to travel?
Would Dora like shopping with her Grandma while staring directly at her face?
Were they all in fact going to the same place?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Board games and Tropical living

Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay chime in on their board game collections and favorite games from their childhood. Seeing as there isn’t much substance to the topic they immediately veer toward discussing their desire to move to the Tropics of Asia.
Questions that get answered this week:
When or where is it too inconvenient for spontaneous sex?
What is a solid Strategy for playing risk?
What has Charlie Ray started to do since the pandemic hit?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Superhero Seamstress

Dora and Mr. Clay spend some chatting about Superhero costumes, crackheads at the work place and plumbing classes.
Mr. Clay dwells on a drunk, couple in his lobby and the reason why he had to sterilize the place after they left. Dora responds with the infinite knowledge of seeing debauchery and cops tazing customers when she worked at bar. They sprinkle in a few stories about STD’s, parking lot fairs and wiping from back to front.
Questions that get answered this week:
What specifically, does Dora go to the fair to eat?
Who calls Dora twice a month for advice?
What has Mr. Clay given away to many people in his surrounding towns?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

That God damn mobile scooter

Welcome back Knowitalls! After about a month away the AFE podcast is back with a new episode.
 This week Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk up a storm about the current airline mask mandates between their respective countries (as well as the ones in The UK). You will hear about the exciting things that were witnessed in the Dublin airport in regard to how the Irish people handle your luggage while travelling. There is a brief discussion about threesomes and the greatness that comes out of having the session recorded. Enjoy.
Questions that get answered this week:
1) Why are bags going missing in the Dublin airport?
2) How many times has Charlie Ray contracted Covid-19?
3) What is Mr. Clay willing to do in order to get a free ride down the highway?
4) Did that guy actually need his mobile scooter?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Bukkake Winter (Part 2)

Dora the Distroya visits the show and we chat about about winter work VS summer work, TV and movies, Generation Z kids in the work place and the drivers of East coast Canada.
Questions that get answered this week:
1) Why does Dora's kid not get invited out after work?
2) Where did Mr. Clay find a sweet porn stash as a kid?
3) What's Dora's favourite TV show right now?
4) What did Mr. Clay recently accomplish with a Q-Tip?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

The Bukkake Winter (Part1)

Dora the Distroya visits the show and we chat about about winter work VS summer work, TV and movies, Generation Z kids in the work place and the drivers of East coast Canada.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
1) Why does Dora's kid not get invited out after work?
2) Where did Mr. Clay find a sweet porn stash as a kid?
3) What's Dora's favourite TV show right now?
4) What did Mr. Clay recently accomplish with a Q-Tip?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Chabookie Mike (Part 2)

Thanks for checking out the conclusion to last week’s show. Enjoy as Charlie Ray beams in from the USA for a chat about his current relationship, all while Mr. Clay chats about his past relationship with Chabookie Mike. They talk about renting a Tesla as well as the current state of the stock market. Charlie Ray gives pointers for online dating and Mr. Clay has some great stories about The Starlight and The Desert Inn from his home town. 
Questions that get answered over the next 2 weeks:
What is Mr. Clay’s going rate for 3 guys to have their way with him?
What teenage story did Mr. Clay forget about until just recently?
Does Chabookie Mike try and groom Mr. Clay?
Does Charlie Ray consider himself a historically handsome man?
Are oil changes exclusive to machinery?
What is Charlie Ray’s secret move on a date?
What has Charlie Ray learned about himself after this last round of online dating?
What is Mr. Clay’s culinary expertise when it comes to making breakfast?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Chabookie Mike (Part 1)

For the next 2 episodes, Charlie Ray beams in from the USA for a chat about his current relationship, all while Mr. Clay chats about his past relationship with Chabookie Mike. They talk about renting a Tesla as well as the current state of the stock market. Charlie Ray gives pointers for online dating and Mr. Clay has some great stories about The Starlight and The Desert Inn from his home town. 
 
Questions that get answered over the next 2 weeks:
What is Mr. Clay’s going rate for 3 guys to have their way with him?
What teenage story did Mr. Clay forget about until just recently?
Does Chabookie Mike try and groom Mr. Clay?
Does Charlie Ray consider himself a historically handsome man?
Are oil changes exclusive to machinery?
What is Charlie Ray’s secret move on a date?
What has Charlie Ray learned about himself after this last round of online dating?
What is Mr. Clay’s culinary expertise when it comes to making breakfast?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Unicorn Status (Part 2)

Thanks for joining us for Part 2 as we talk to Lexi about her journey from a divorcee to a magical unicorn in the swinging circle.
Her story starts from discovering her sexual orientation to 100% owning her sexual liberation. She gives us her first impressions/experiences of sex clubs, swinger parties, paddles, photography, sponsorship and building a lube swimming pool.
Lexi gives us intimate details about sex dungeons, kink threshold, lube parties, paint parties, pegging, sex swings and women having the abilities of a super soaker. Sit back and enjoy this delicious journey of one woman’s sexual conquests and self love.
Questions that get answered over the next 2 weeks:
 
How did Lexi first learn of her attraction to the same sex??
What does “Sponsership” mean?
What was Lexi’s ultimate goal on her sexual journey?
What exactly is a Unicorn?
What happens if a Sponsorship goes sideways?
Is the lifestyle good for everyone?
Does Lexi keep this side of her as a secret or do her friends and family know about it?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Unicorn Status (Part 1)

For the next 2 episodes we have a special guest (Lexi) who joins the show to chat about her journey from a housewife in a broken marriage to a magical unicorn in the swinging circle.
Her story starts from discovering her sexual orientation to 100% owning her sexual liberation. She gives us her first impressions/experiences of sex clubs, swinger parties, paddles, photography, sponsorship and building a lube swimming pool.
Lexi gives us intimate details about sex dungeons, kink threshold, lube parties, paint parties, pegging, sex swings and women having the abilities of a super soaker. Sit back and enjoy this delicious journey of one woman’s sexual conquests and self love.
 
Questions that get answered over the next 2 weeks:
How did Lexi first learn of her attraction to the same sex??
What does “Sponsership” mean?
What was Lexi’s ultimate goal on her sexual journey?
What exactly is a Unicorn?
What happens if a Sponsorship goes sideways?
Is the lifestyle good for everyone?
Does Lexi keep this side of her as a secret or do her friends and family know about it?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

It kind of just exploded in your mouth (Part 2

This week we finish up part 2 of our episode where we talk all about worldwide items from McDonald’s. Charlie Ray grabs some USA limited McNugget dips which leads to Mr. Clay talking about playing Playstation and ordering beer all while sitting in a McDonald’s in Switzerland. Enjoy as you learn about weird items at McDonald’s from Belgium, The UK, France, Italy, Greece, Germany, Switzerland, Mexico, Sweden, Norway, Estonia, Canada and the USA.
Questions that get answered this week:
Where can you go to get an apple pie blended into your Milkshake?
What are Schokobällchen and where can you get some?
Why do the McDonald’s fries taste different in the UK?
When did Mr. Clay first experience McDonald’s EASYORDER?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

It kind of just exploded in your mouth (Part 1)

This week is the first part where we talk all about worldwide items from McDonald’s. Charlie Ray grabs some USA limited McNugget dips which leads to Mr. Clay talking about playing Playstation and ordering beer all while sitting in a McDonald’s in Switzerland. Enjoy as you learn about weird items at McDonald’s from Belgium, The UK, France, Italy, Greece, Germany, Switzerland, Mexico, Sweden, Norway, Estonia, Canada and the USA.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Where can you go to get an apple pie blended into your Milkshake?
What are Schokobällchen and where can you get some?
Why do the McDonald’s fries taste different in the UK?
When did Mr. Clay first experience McDonald’s EASYORDER?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Season one clips show (Part 13)

The final clips show from season one is upon us.
 The first part of the show has Teapot and Mr. Clay talk about domestic abuse, nipple extensions, lighting people on fire and Germany's self serve hotels.
The midsection is where Tara D and Mr. Clay discuss the signs and symptoms that led Tara to her cancer diagnosis.
In act 3, the hosts bring it all together with Teapot and Mr. Clay chatting about bathroom rituals, squirt cheese and the gloriousness of the Swedish pear milkshake.
 
The clips from this show can be found in the following episodes.
Episode 2: The Swedish pear milkshake
Episode 19: I would like a nipple extension
Episode 50: Ignore it and it will go away
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Just be in a good mood (Part 2)

Thanks for joining us with the conclusion to our episode with Shiloh Minor.
This week Shiloh gives us reasons on why we are attracted to certain people and why it’s best to work individually rather than together on counseling.
Shiloh talks about her past relationships and why her current one is far superior to the previous ones and why getting a babysitter for even just a few hours every week is one of the best investments that your relationship can make; like it’s a real game changer.
Before the show ends we play a game of “Would you rather?” and then Shiloh answers 2 questions sent in from our listeners.
Questions that get answered this week:
What is a woman’s greatest asset?
How can one person start a dialogue if their partner doesn’t seem interested?
How can you deal with a woman who tends to be too emotional?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Just be in a good mood (Part 1)

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week we have a special guest on the show and she talks candidly about what role women and men should play in a successful relationship.
Shiloh Minor is a love and relationship coach from Nova Scotia, Canada and over the next 2 episodes she explains what she does and how it has impacted her life as well as those around her.
Hear Shiloh chat about her parent’s divorce, her personal path to clarity as well as the exhaustion that comes from simultaneously being a mom, a wife and a career woman.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What’s the most important thing that a woman can bring to a relationship?
Throughout history, what has a woman’s role been?
Why should women stop giving a fuck?
Why do women feel guilt over doing “extra” around the house?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Season one clips show (Part 12)

Season one clips show: Part 12
The first part of the show has Dora Cote as she hangs out with Teapot and Mr. Clay and they chat about mixing actual cream pies with onlyfans content, what item she cooked to secure a spot on Masterchef Canada and how to bake a piecakin. The team talks about the Hostess discount store and the rare pies that get discounted at these locations which leads the conversation to Brazilian Steakhouses and KFC using Cheetos for everything.
The 2nd part of the show has Dora chatting about the golf ball sized tumor in her neck and Mr. Clay talking about his cancer scare.
 
The clips from this show can be found in the following episodes.
Episode 28: Do you know who I am?
Episode 48: Bubba knew what was going on
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

The Gelman’s perfect balls (Part 2)

Thanks for joining us this week with the conclusion to last week’s episode about The Gelman’s perfect balls, the vat of KFC gravy, the name that SIRI calls Mr. Clay, Hot tub procedures, Sibling rivalries, Gelman’s dreams and one of our recently favorite TikToks.
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"-Teapot-

The Gelman’s perfect balls (Part 1)

Guess who is chatting up a storm this week? That’s right… Teapot and The Gelman are back and this time we get really deep inside The Gelman’s mind and how Doritos and Coca Cola play a huge part in his dreams. Our main chat this week centers on Cancun resorts, excursions and people but we do manage to squeeze in a quick bit on the vat of KFC gravy that came with Mr. Clay’s KFC family meal.
Questions that get answered this week:
What is a Cockasaures Rex and why does Mr. Clay have a few?
How do we convert Pesos to USD without an app?
What flavor of corn chip does not go well inside an Oreo?
Where is the worst place to sit on a catarmaran if you want to stay warm and dry?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"-Teapot-

Pull my hair please (Part 2)

This week’s episode is split into 2 parts cuz it was just too damn long and we didn’t wanna bore you for 1.5 solid hours. We figured that boring you is better if we break it up into two smaller segments. Logic!
 Dora Cote is on the show once again and together we bring you stories of Ghosts, workplace shenanigans, Losing a loved one, A&W secret sauce, oil money mentality, Nor’easters, Dora needing a manly-man at her jobsite, Walmart bathroom noises and a game of ‘Would you rather” that involves Grandpa, the pyramids, food porn and incest.
Enjoy part two.
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"-Teapot-

Pull my hair please (Part 1)

This week’s episode is split into 2 parts cuz it was just too damn long and we didn’t wanna bore you for 1.5 solid hours. We figured that boring you is better if we break it up into two smaller segments. Logic!
 
 Dora Cote is on the show once again and together we bring you stories of Ghosts, workplace shenanigans, Losing a loved one, A&W secret sauce, oil money mentality, Nor’easters, Dora needing a manly-man at her jobsite, Walmart bathroom noises and a game of ‘Would you rather” that involves Grandpa, the pyramids, food porn and incest.
Enjoy part one.
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"-Teapot-

Season one clips show Part 10

This week is a compilation with two of our guests from season 1.
 Randy Marsh and Daddy Issues both join us with some conversation about Broken beer kegs, Kabuki cabs, anal whisking, gall bladder surgery, family and middle school rejection; plus we learn exactly how My Chemical Romance changed Randy’s life.
Mr. Clay takes note on one of the many reasons that he isn’t invited to family picnics and Teapot reflects on her mom’s inability to read instructions when it comes to surgery after care.
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"-Teapot-

Mountain Dew coloured spooge

Welcome back Knowitalls.
After a 3 week break we are back with another episode loaded with info about really pointy shoes, glow in the dark spooge, weird town names and diseases that you can catch while swimming in the Caspian Sea.
Charlie Ray talks about his glowstick penis, Middle Eastern rap and the 500 item restaurant buffet that he experienced in Estonia. On the other hand, Mr. Clay talks about the town in Austria named “Fucking”, siblings who would like to marry each other and how he almost became homeless in Monaco.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
How do rich people spend their free time in Monaco?
Why is it important to pay attention to the rules when staying at a hotel?
How many climate zones does Azerbaijan have?
What is a claim to fame of the men in Central America?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"-Teapot-

Season one clips show Part 9

This week we have some goodies from some of our season one guests.
We get visited by The Gelman and Dora Cote so that we can chat about cheese pizzas being lame and why Grogu's classification as a child may be confusing for sexual predators.
Dora Cote goes deep on the Masterchef Canada application process while still finding time to talk about Diphallia (being born with 2 penises). We learn what inspired Mr. Clay to love cooking and then we finish the show with Dora, Teapot and Mr. Clay playing a round of "Would you rather?"
Clips all taken from the following episodes:
Ep 26: Dry ass pork chops
Ep 27: Women with weiners
Ep 31: Clay's prostate exam
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"-Teapot-

It’s like summer camp for adults

What starts out with Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray talking about Christmas, ends up with them chatting about the Empire state building, the Panama Canal, their crush on Ryan Reynolds, family traditions and the difference between North American and Eastern European garlic bread and pancakes.
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"-Teapot-

Season one clips show: Part 8

Clips show part 8 is where Teapot, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay chat about tantric massage, money buying happiness, Australian fetishes involving brooms, shower snacks, Mr. Clay's mom using her new iPhone and what it takes to be a man.
The clips from this show can be found in the following episodes.
Episode 11: I could definitely rub a dude's dick with a broomstick
Episode 24: Get to work, Bitches
Episode 42: Symphony of pleasure.
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Yeah but it still smells good

Happy holidays Knowitalls. This is the first of two episodes centered around Christmas but sadly due to the holiday season we are running a little late with releasing them. 
This week the Real, Randy Marsh joins the show to talk all things Christmas as well as a lot of things that are definitely not about Christmas. The topics covered this week are Southpark, retail work during the holidays, worldwide Christmas traditions, mask wearing while eating garlic, Covid fines, poutine, getting paid to touch ourselves and then Mr. Clay talks about the amazing Bulgarian tradition of Az Lüzha
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"-Teapot-

Season One Clips Show: Part 7

Welcome back Knowitalls. 
In the week's episode we take some more of our favorite clips from season one. Listen up as Teapot, Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray talk about a year of lockdowns, huge testicles in small underwear, packing necessities for travel, surviving a Covid-19 diagnosis, The Danish TV show called "John Penisman", lingerie requests, men in grey sweatpants and sneaking dildos into unsuspecting people's carry-on luggage.
These clips are taken from the following episodes:
Ep 22: The Venus flytrap penis
Ep 29: I have 2 feet so I can get diabeetus twice
Ep 30: The orgy we all craved
Ep 49: Damn this lingering cough
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"-Teapot-

Flip me over

Welcome back Knowitalls. 
In the week's episode Dora Cote and Mr. Clay discuss sexual demands, baking with chocolate, Mr. Clay's blistered hand, weekly TV binging, New Brunswick vaccine passports, Oak island treasure, broken hot tubs, smashed oven glass, The Bell Island boom and self automated grocery stores. Enjoy as they close the show with a quick game of "Bang one, Marry one, Kill one".
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"-Teapot-

Season One Clips show: Part 6

  This week the topics are all over the map. Enjoy as Teapot, The Gelman, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk about gagging on tofu, French bakeries, Disneyland food prices, Scottish custard, Halloween traditions, werewolves, Mr. Clay’s mom watching and analyzing porn, Independence Day differences between Canada and the USA and vaginas with teeth.
 
If you enjoyed what you heard here please feel free to check out the full episodes listed below.
Episode 23: I don’t know about Jaws 5
Episode 32: I’m willing to sell out my gender
Episode 33; Sorry about the cliffhanger
Episode 44: Life moves pretty fast; if you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

I made a crackhead jump back 10 feet

  Dora Cote zooms in from Nova Scotia to talk about her drive across Canada to relocate to the beautiful Atlantic coast. Her journey started in Alberta and over the next 6 days she lost her mom, dealt with some thieving crackheads, bonded with her son and learned which cities she definitely doesn’t want to live in. The episode ends with a game of “Would you rather” with some very expected answers.
Questions that get answered this week:
How are Dora and Patrick Swayze or MacGruber alike?
Why does Mr. Clay love cereal from General Mills?
Where did Dora have experience pictographs as road signs?
Does Jason Momoa’s sex appeal know no bounds?
 “Nobody will be inspired by what we do”
                                 -Teapot-

Season One Clips show: Part 5

Episode 60: Season One Clips show: Part 5
This episode has some of our favorite clips from a few of our season 1 episodes.
The discussions in this episode revolve around the supernatural, butt stuff with your Dad and co-workers, 2 storey outhouses, poop shaped chicken strips, the porno car road trip, Greek logic, European underwear, The stench of Paris, being caught while masturbating, mental health, beauty being in the eye of the beholder and the sex appeal of Billy Bob Thornton.
If you enjoyed what you heard here please feel free to check out the full episodes listed below.
Episode 7: I heard it open the knife drawer
Episode 15: I've seen the inside of my dad's butt
Episode 18: I'm sorry about your penis
Episode 21: Put on that see-through shirt
Episode 40: The Manning Park Marmot
Episode 41: Faked it until you maked it
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Testicular Trauma

Good day Knowitalls,
 
This week Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay chat about their week but the main focus is all about church going as a kid VS church going as a grown up. This leads them into a discussion of bodily harm, male to male docking, touring the Vatican and how to kill someone using a pencil and a ceiling fan.
Questions that get answered this week:
How fast do the hosts drive when heading out on a road trip?
What are 2 things that the hosts would change about the church?
What is Charlie Ray’s threesome blueprint?
How fast are WWE security guards?
How much fluid could Mr. Clay have built up in his groin after a serious accident?
 
 “Nobody will be inspired by what we do”
                                 -Teapot-

Season one clips show: Part 4

Another clips show from season 1.
All content was taken from the following episodes.
Episode 6: I should never be introduced to Elizabeth Hurley
Episode 12: Your face is like a F**king carnival
Episode 34: The Amsterdam fruit salad on Bloedstraat
Episode 42: Symphony of pleasure

It‘s almost like you can read my mind

Meditation. Higher consciousness. Positivity. Good energy. The hosts of AFE Podcast believe that all of these things should be goals for everyone.
This week we have Hannah Sutherland from Soulful Conditioning here to talk about how she can help you achieve those and so much more. From working as a sales rep in Australia, bartending in Alberta and going to school to be a doctor and then a teacher, Hannah has finally used these experiences to hone her superpower as a medium. She is a delight to be around and if you want to know more about who she is and what she does, just click "play".
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"-Teapot-

The burger that says ”BITE ME”

Episode 56: The burger that says "BITE ME"
Season 2 kicks off with some newly recorded material with Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray doing some research about long lost restaurants.
 If you came here looking for something spooky and Halloween related, you will be filled with disappointment. If you came here for delicious (and not so delicious) food chat... you will be happy. This week, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay discuss the now defunct restaurants that once had a massive presence in their respected industries.
Hear their thoughts on Sizzler, Azteca, Arthur Treacher's, Ghost kitchens, Kenny Roger's Roasters, Steak & Ale, KFC Buffets, Ponderosa, Bonanza, Shakey's, Smaks and Mean Gene's burgers.They talk about home cooked meals VS Dining out, road trip goodies and where to find most of these last few remaining restaurant locations.
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"-Teapot-

Season one clips show: Part 3

Clips show: Part 3
Teapot and Mr. Clay discuss the journey of tracking down dark berry Dr. Pepper and the KFC, Cheetos chicken sandwich. This conversation leads to Teapot comparing food in European train stations with that of Halloumi sandwiches in Scotland. They talk of bad jokes made at the worst time and the tribulations of having a roommate. Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay discuss the stench of toy collectors at a convention and how it relates to the Harley Davidson factory in Kansas City. All of those discussions as well as a game of “marry one, bang one, kill one” make up part 3 of our season one clips show.
 
All of this and more can be found in the following episodes:
Episode 4) Mmm, they like it
Episode 10) Your mouth is sticking with all the goo
Episode 13) Papa Smurf would be so tight
Episode 39) Two lonely dudes in a hotel room
 
“Nobody will be inspired by what we do”
                                 -Teapot-

Season one clips show: Part 2

Join Teapot, Charlie Ray, The Gelman and Mr. Clay as our second Clips show unfolds with topics such as Perception, speeding tickets, KFC gizzards, Tinder profiles and what Burger King brisket does to the body after consumption.
If you enjoyed these clips then feel free to check out the complete episodes listed below.
Episode 3: He wasn't an asshole
Episode 9: Yes that is arousing, I do like the nightstick
Episode 25: Do you guys wanna dock?
Episode 38: Can I get some Opposum Ass?
Episode 46: King Kong Dong
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Season one clips show: Part 1

Episode 53: Season one clips show part 1
This week starts a multiple episode arc where we take some favorite clips from every one of our shows and put them together for the Knowitalls.
The topics from these episodes range from mental health issues, tattoos, workplace education and the frustrations of trying to teach an old dog a new trick.
All of this and more can be found in the following episodes:
Episode 1) Pornhub, sharting and tattoos, oh my!
Episode 36) I’m not a human trafficker
Episode 51) If you screw up my phone, you’re in big trouble
 
“Nobody will be inspired by what we do”
                                 -Teapot-
 

The Razor blade Frisbee

  This week marks the final episode of our first season. The Answers for everything crew would like to thank you for sticking around as we talk about really stupid stuff and hope that you stay tuned for the next season of even more stupid stuff.
        Our show for the season finale is all about movies. We talk about bad movies that are so bad that they are good and bad movies that are so bad that they are actually very bad.
Mr. Clay is a known movie buff but this week Teapot and the Gelman quiz him on movies that he had no idea even existed.
 The rules of the game are as follows:
Movie synopsis is given.
Out of four given options, Mr. Clay has to guess the real title.
Listen to Mr. Clay fail almost immediately
 
 “Nobody will be inspired by what we do”
                                 -Teapot-

If you mess up my phone, you‘re in big trouble

 Since this week there are no co-hosts, no special guests and no interviews we decided to do a little something different. Thanks to one of our listeners (Daniel) the suggestion was made to have Mr. Clay’s mom secretly recorded as he tries to get her to download an app from iTunes and installed onto her phone.
         If you have listened to the show before then you know that Mr. Clay talks a lot about how frustrated they both get with his mom’s inability to use technology for her own convenience. This week you all get a front row seat to hear the 45 minute ordeal as well as piece together the reasons why Mr. Clay is never invited to family get-togethers.
Questions that Mr. Clay’s mom asks this week:
What the fuck is a haptic?
Have you screwed up my phone?
Why isn’t it working?
Where the hell do I find those?
What’s the home button?
What the fuck is Huffpost?
What am I supposed to do?
What the fuck is this?
How stupid am I gonna sound?
What are apps?
 “Nobody will be inspired by what we do”
                                 -Teapot-
 

Ignore it and it will go away

This week we continue with a guest who has battled a disease and won.  
 Tara D joins Mr. Clay and opens up about her battle with cancer and how she feels about it today. We get some sound advice about symptoms and how to address changes in our body that are early warning signs to ovarian cancer.
We don’t believe that episodes would be complete without some nonsense so we play a game of “Choose your own threesome” with some great participants like Courtney Love and Chewbacca… among others.
Questions that get answered this week:
What is an incisional hernia?
How many walk in clinics does it take to get to the centre of a diagnosis of cancer?
Why did Tara D visualize her vagina as a sock?
What is the genetic mutation that makes you more susceptible to cancers?
 “Nobody will be inspired by what we do”
                                 -Teapot-

Darn this lingering cough

Welcome back Knowitalls.
This week Mr. Clay sits down with Charlie Ray as he discusses the ups and downs of being diagnosed with a covid-19. They discuss the quarantine, symptoms and working from home aspects of the diagnosis. Somehow, the chat goes from the vaccination stand point of the two hosts to the joys of pegging.
Questions that get answered this week:
Where did Charlie Ray contract Covid from?
How long has his lingering cough been around?
Do Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay believe in getting vaccinated?
Who has the right (at any time) to peg either Charlie Ray or Mr. Clay?
 “Nobody will be inspired by what we do”
                                 -Teapot-

Bubba knew what was going on

Welcome back Knowitalls.
This week Mr. Clay sits down with Dora Cote as she discusses the ups and downs of being diagnosed with a golf ball sized tumor, how the removal process went and how her kid held up during all of this.
Questions that get answered this week:
What did Dora name her tumor?
Where is Dora moving to in the fall?
Who ate the kettle corn?
Just how important is calcium for the human body?
What amazing thing did Dr. Leonid Rogozov do?
 “Nobody will be inspired by what we do”
                                 -Teapot-

That rings my Daddy bell

First off, we are sorry about the sound issues. We had a microphone problem and did the best that we could with it.
Second off, we have a fun guest and some even more fun conversation... despite the sound issue.
Our special guest is nicknamed “Daddy issues” and Teapot, Mr. Clay and Daddy issues go way back to a time when each one of them felt rejection.
These stories stem from hockey players, dating, dancing, cheating, tacos, job opportunities that cause long distance relationships and of course… butt stuff.
We hope you enjoy this week’s show.
 
 “Nobody will be inspired by what we do”
                                 -Teapot-

King Kong Dong

What would you say if we told you that someone did some research on average penis sizes by country? What would you say if we told you that we talk about that data in this week’s episode?
Dive in and enjoy some talk about dongs, Covid-free travel to see these dongs, long distance relationships (probably dong related), meal prep (not dong related) and movie press kits used for child support payments.
Questions that get answered this week:
Does Sterling Archer have a porn star, YouTube channel?
Which country has the smallest penis sized average males?
Why do the hosts not want to visit Latin America?
What staff member picture did Mr. Clay discover when he got his disposable camera film developed?
Where did Weber decide it was best to flash gang signs while on Vacation?
 
 “Nobody will be inspired by what we do”
                                 -Teapot-

Say ’Hi” to your mother for me

Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay play a round of marry one, kill one, bang one. Poor Turbo teen gets no love this round but Donald Trump and Mark Walburg make out like sexual bandits.
Conversations included this week are minimum wage theory, Nordic lifestyle, BBQ sauces in ferry gift shops and the business contract that marriage seems to be conducted from.
Questions that get answered this week:
What are our favorite items to order at KFC?
Where is Teapot?
Have we ever had a really weird job?
Is it OK for the world to have billionaires?
Is giving a two-week notice a thing of nonsense?
 “Nobody will be inspired by what we do”
                                 -Teapot-

Life moves pretty fast; if you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it

Everything else takes a back seat today as the American Charlie Ray and the Canadian Mr. Clay discuss July 4th.
Independence Day can mean a lot of different things to a lot of different people so sit back, put in those ear pods, crank up the volume and hear how their celebratory routines differ.
A lot of ground was covered this episode; from founding fathers and passion to fireworks mistakes and being a voyeur.
Questions that get answered this week:
Why does Mr. Clay not take statutory holidays as a day off?
What did Charlie Ray’s father make for him using his welding skills?
What limited edition things does Mr. Clay search out while visiting the USA during Independence Day?
Instead of a “To-do” list, what list does Charlie Ray want us all to start?
 “Nobody will be inspired by what we do”
-Teapot-

He’s old, what does he know?

This week is a Father’s day extravaganza. Teapot and Mr. Clay talk about their very different upbringings when it comes to Father’s day. Due to their very different household units, it wasn’t always a celebration. Teapot has a lot to say about the fantastic Dad she has and then she has some less than fantastic things to say about his opinions on mental health among other topics. Mr. Clay compares his neighbor to his dad and learns about Teapot’s view on swass and swagina.
In conclusion, they both agree that you are not a real Father until you can cook flesh over a fire and if you don’t have a dad to do this for you then you can celebrate Daddies day instead (less food and more sex involved in this type of celebration)
Questions that get answered this week:
How many meals is Teapot’s boyfriend able to cook?
What device do you need in order to be a man?
What does Teapot find entirely too soggy to eat when it’s hot out?
What sport does Teapot’s dad excel at?
 “Nobody will be inspired by what we do”
-Teapot-