The Answers for Everything Podcast

It’s not like I’m jelqing on a daily basis

Happy Sunday Knowitalls. This week Josh and Mr. Clay chat about Josh’s weight loss journey while also covering topics such as hemorrhoids, family Doctor’s, legalized weed in Europe, current TV watching, Bieber and Diddy’s relationship, Larry David’s net worth, different types of pubic hair, and the gloriousness of watching the Pam and Tommy sex tape for the first time during the infancy of the internet.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Why does Mr. Clay go to Taco Bell?
What happened to Josh that was “Indescribably terrible”?
What does Josh do for 3 hours a day?
Has Josh ever sent a dick pic to someone?
 
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

It’s a Growler pie, obviously (Bonus Episode)

When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure (like the after credit sequences but not as short). After credit sequences? Yep, every episode over the last year has a 1-6 minute clip after the closing music :) We dare you to go back and check them all out.
This week is (mostly) about the deliciousness of pie. The learn about Funeral, Grasshopper, Water and Growler pies, Mr. Clay’s nuts, laser vasectomies and different types of salt.
 
 
"My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings"
-Josh-

When it clogs you call Larry the plunger expert

Charlie Ray, Josh and Mr. Clay bring you an episode centered around coffee and coffee flavored things. That being said, the show starts out with talk about conjoined twins and marriage and if having conjoined triplets is possible. The show ends with some coffee related, Urban Dictionary meanings.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What will Charlie Ray share with Josh and Mr. Clay when he is rich?
Who does Charlie Ray want to crew his yacht with?
What is Coke Blak?
What is Turkish coffee?
How often does Josh have a freezing coffee?
 
 
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

Let’s make some crazy money (Bonus Episode)

When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure (like the after credit sequences but not as short). After credit sequences???? Yep, every episode over the last year has a 1-6 minute clip after the closing music :) We dare you to go back and check them all out.
This week is all about the old school arcades and pool halls that they used to enjoy from the 1980’s to the early 2000’s. Josh, Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray trade stories of their favorite games and experiences during that time in their lives.
 
"I would raw dog anyway”
            -Josh-

She’s in a white dress, she can’t be evil

Welcome to Season 3!
Please sit back and enjoy as Dora, April, Josh, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk about the history of door knockers. If that wasn’t enough to get you excited then hopefully you enjoy the conversation as it leaps into ghosts, home renovations, sex sheds, Ron Jeremy, weed infused meals, Dora’s back 40 and some Urban dictionary definitions.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
 
Why did an old man stop by Dora’s house to chat?
What is a bottle jack?
Why did the Greeks like to use door knockers?
How many knocks is considered to be lucky when using a door knocker?
What is an Irish door knocker?
 
“I’ve touched my penis after handling some Serrano peppers and not washing my hands”
-Charlie Ray

Clay’s greasy little palm (Bonus Episode)

When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure (like the after credit sequences but not as short). After credit sequences???? Yep, every episode over the last year has a 1-6 minute clip after the closing music :) We dare you to go back and check them all out.
In this clip, Josh and Mr. Clay talk about Josh’s experiment with making Chicago mix, rice krispy squares. The episode concludes with talk about the deliciousness of a Mountain Dew cake recipe and Dr. Pepper’s new coconut flavor.
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April

The Hillbilly Turntable

This week on The Answers for everything podcast Josh and Mr. Clay talk about being average, stat holidays, Easter break, teachers being on strike, region-free blurays and the disappearance of Sriracha sauce. The hosts do a quick review of the new Roadhouse movie on Prime which leads to talking about Southpark, the Wonder Years, King of the Hill and Unhappily ever after.
The last part of the episode has the hosts creating an urban dictionary term involving a large barrel with wieners hanging out if it.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What rating does Josh give the new Road house movie?
Why has Southpark not been cancelled yet?
What does Mr. Clay keep stored in his laundry room?
Who created Sriracha sauce?
What is the Hillbilly Turntable?
 
"My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings"
-Josh-

The toaster of spite (Bonus Episode)

When the hosts have extra recordings that don't seem to fit within an episode, they get released as extra content for your listening pleasure (like the after credit sequences but not as short). After credit sequences???? Yep, every episode over the last year has a 1-6 minute clip after the closing music :) We dare you to go back and check them all out.
In this clip, Josh and Mr. Clay talk about kitchen appliances that they either can or can't live without. Some of these are air fryers, can openers, stoves, garlic presses and toasters.
Questions that get answered:
1) Does Josh eat a lot of canned goods?2) Where does Josh store his food?3) What does Mr. Clay store in his wallet?
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April

On Pornhub, I’m all caught up… every video

This week on the AFE podcast Josh and Mr. Clay talk about Harold and Kumar, the Shake Shack fry recipe, Right hand drive cars, Kenny Rogers, Grindr fees, social media algorithms, John Cena VS The Rock and current tv shows that are good for binging.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
According to Josh, what kind of TV shows does Mr. Clay watch?
Why does Josh like the import Honda’s?
Where can you lose countless hours of your time?
What movie franchise does Josh think is in the toilet?
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

Apparently, she was bent and the straw was straight

Welcome back Knowitalls,
Charlie Ray and Josh teach Mr. Clay all about straws in this episode. Learn about drinking beer through 3 foot straws, chunky milkshakes, grass straws, Marvin Stone,  the straw craze in the 80’s and so much more.
Questions that get answered this week:
When was the first historical reference to a straw?
What year was the paper straw created?
Does Charlie Ray take chances?
What is a crazy straw?
What country was first to all ban plastic cutlery, straws, cups and plates?
 
"I would snort cocaine off a tortoise, just to say that I did it”
-Charlie Ray

Monocle on the tip with a top hat

Happy Sunday, Knowitalls. This week the 3 hosts analyze a map that breaks down the average dollar amount spent on a date, depending on which state you are in.
They also discuss their very own experiences with costs of dates, distance travelled for dating and what they like to do for a first date. Obviously there are some detours in the conversation which leads to drinking gross stuff for cash as well as how to dress your penis up for the perfect dick pic.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Which state is the cheapest to date in?
Where did Charlie Ray take his 2nd wife to on a first date?
What is Mr. Clay’s best advice for dating?
What will Charlie Ray drink while using gasoline as a chaser?
Is Josh a “Take charge, kinda guy”?
 
"I would raw dog anyway”
            -Josh-

I guess Dad bods are in

Once again Josh and Mr. Clay talk up a storm and cover some pretty good topics. Enjoy as they discuss Dune 2, stationary bikes, facts about oranges, Telus chatbots, rental agreements, buying a ghost town, Seinfeld, dad-bods and penis muscle control.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What is Jodorowsky’s Dune?
What does Josh eat with peanut butter?
What will be Mr. Clay’s legacy?
 
"My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings"
-Josh-

I think Josh might be on to something

Happy Sunday, Knowitalls. If you wanted to hear conversations about X-men toys, sign language, Juliette Lewis, McDonald’s pizza, retro Pizza Huts, Kansas weather, Sizzler and Old Country buffet then this is the episode for you. Josh, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay also go over a chart based on the most popular pizza toppings from state to state.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What does Josh describe as butter flavoured, packing peanuts?
What is bean bunging?
According to Charlie Ray, what is salty and delicious?
What does Josh think is a glazed, log of shit?
How many “Old country buffets” are there left in the world?
How did Mr. Clay’s final visit to Sizzler go?
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

I have an interesting tale to tell

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week the hosts dive into comparing airlines from the 1950’s to now, Costco differences from USA to Canada, romance while dumpster diving and adult sippy cups. They also talk about a murder in Subway and a man in Vienna disrespecting the Police by using his butt.
Questions that get answered this week:
Why did a man from Austria get fined 500 euros?
Are farts a protective form of expression?
What condiment was there too much of?
What’s the title of Charlie Ray’s book?
 
"I don’t know how you and me are gonna end up doing our own Tug video"
-Charlie Ray-

As a young boy, I always wanted to be a ninja

Top of  the morning to the Knowitalls.
This week the boys learn and teach a few things to each other about Saint Patrick’s day. From a quick history of Saint Patrick’s youth and all the way up to his death with the tiniest bit of  the in between stuff. The episode continues with a news story about doing a good deed and finishes with Charlie Ray’s observation about the bathroom stalls at the Kansas City airport.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What is the relationship between snakes and St. Patrick’s day?
What is the emerald isle of the Caribbean?
What is "drowning the shamrock" mean?
Did Mr. Clay poop with friends?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Meet me in the back, I need some schnitz

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week brings Charlie Ray, Mr. Clay and Josh together for a threesome of deep conversation about shingles, Urban Dictionary, a recent road trip by one of the hosts, Lee’s chicken, KFC popcorn chicken bowls, New York Fries and chili dogs. Sit back and enjoy and don’t forget to share the show with your friends.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What is schnitz?
What part of the goat will Charlie Ray be willing to eat?
What has Charlie Ray only done twice in his life?
Did Dairy queen once have loaded fries?
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

Teenage girls Dutch Ovening themselves

Good day Knowitalls. This week starts off with glorious conversation as Josh, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk about Jedi mind tricks, tools used for touching oneself and the skill level of Ava Devine as she dispenses Skittles. Enjoy as the talk progresses to Burger joints, Coke freestyle, having a structured lifestyle vs not and ending the show with some Urban dictionary and information about dildos.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What does Josh flick really hard?
What and where was Paul’s drive in?
Who exposed themselves to Charlie Ray in his own living room?
What does Mr. Clay use as a form of birth control?
How long have humans been using dildos?
"I would raw dog anyway”
            -Josh-

I know I’m not their target audience

Welcome back Knowitalls. Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay spend the bulk of this show talking about what they think is the downfall of the current superhero movie genre. They finish the show conversing about the USA military advertising logic as well as action figures that have removable bras and panties.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Does Charlie Ray like Ezra Miller as the Flash?
Did Mr. Clay like Fox's X-Men movies?
Are Toy collectors Mr. Clay’s people?
What will Charlie Ray pay to see The Marvels movie?
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

He was pushing Chapstick nuggets

This week on the AFE podcast:
Josh joins Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray so that they can talk about a research chart that measures the amount of times in a week that a European goes poop. It is all broken down by country and the findings are quite surprising and somewhat mysterious. There is some talk about poutine, flight delays, and bathroom rituals.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What is a KFC wet nap?
What surprise gift did Mr. Clay give Charlie Ray?
What European country poops more than any other?
What is the average weight of a poop?
Why does Mr. Clay wear condoms 24/7?
 
"My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings"
-Josh-

I wouldn’t have it any other way

This week on the AFE podcast:
Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray chat about sneezing mishaps, a very weird method of birth control, the Sears catalogue lingerie, nightgowns with caps and candle holders, dinner plates and Pokemon.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Can sneezing rip holes in your windpipe?
How does Charlie Ray try and take a screenshot of the universe?
How fast does semen shoot from a human body?
Can adhesive be used as a form of birth control?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Special Ed and the twins

Good day podcast friends. Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray bring you stories and opinions on quite a few topics this week. Enjoy as they cover ground on Canada’s cold weather snap, bed building, dating for free food, immigration and Only Fans, Urban Dictionary, Dawson’s creek and Saved by the bell.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
How much money has Charlie Ray spent on wooing women yet still not getting laid?
What are Arabian Goggles?
How many fingers mapped out Charlie Ray’s prostate?
What snapped off while Mr. Clay was using it?
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

You ask a lot of weird questions

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk about abandoned properties, the garbage that Tim Hortons sells, remote work spaces, Star Trek, sex with conjoined twins, naked guys in Bass Pro shops (and on Disney rides), doors blowing out of airplanes mid flight, perpetual farting, Katt Williams and Dairy Queen.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What is a trap house?
What franchise does Mr. Clay despise?
Is Charlie Ray a city or country boy?
What is a FUPA?
 
"I don’t know how you and me are gonna end up doing our own Tug video"
-Charlie Ray-

Hot, wet and disappointed

Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray record a “shoot the shit” episode on New Year’s Eve.
 They chat about winter weather, jelqing, losing body parts only to be replaced Go-Go-Gadget style. Mr. Clay discusses Lucky Charms pancake mix, pizza rolls and current TV shows he is watching. Charlie Ray enlightens the listener with the contents of Amazon packages in his bedroom, gas station sex and having an infinite bag of money.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
How big does Charlie Ray want his schlong to be?
What did Charlie Ray buy for himself a week before Christmas?
Does Charlie Ray consider himself the Paragon of Party?
Where did Charlie Ray lose his virginity?
 
"My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings"
-Josh-

My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings

The hosts get drunk on Christmas Eve and talk about everything and anything that they can think of. Sit back for a 3 hour tour about Only Fans, mixing alcoholic drinks, online dating, butter tarts, Nanaimo bars, The Empire state building, chainsaw blades, flammable snacks, horse semen, dating a married woman, The Exo-squad, doing dabs, cross border shopping, mushroom trips with Amber Heard and Johnny Depp, Ozzy Osborne concerts and axe throwing.
 
There is a lot more packed into this episode than listed here so if you are looking for a topic that you don’t see from the list above… it’s probably here somewhere.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
 
What is Om training?
How long has Josh been a Pyro?
Why is Charlie Ray a dirty dog?
Who is the master of making Jell-O shots?
How many vehicles did Josh smash into at a Police roadblock?
What is Josh’s promise to the listener?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

A hog like yours can’t be contained by anything but a garbage bag

The hosts would also like to give a shout out to their German fans (fan?) who have been giving AFE Podcast a whole bunch of their free time to the show. Much love goes out to our German friends.
This week Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay give you a glimpse into gay sex in the senate building, airplane arrests, bypassing security, smashing TV’s in the park, the burdens of having a huge wang, nice aliens VS mean aliens, free seats on planes and horse bukkake.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What is everyone fascinated with?
Has Charlie Ray seen the movie “Bad moms”?
How many inches long is Charlie Ray’s penis?
Where did Charlie Ray lose his virginity?
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

What the hell is a gunt?

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week’s episode is just Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay shooting the shit about the loudness police, the Star Wars Disney hotel, Rick and Morty and bathroom anomalies. The hosts would also like to give a shout out to their German fans (fan?) who have been giving AFE Podcast a whole bunch of their free time to the show. Much love goes out to our German friends.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What grazed Mr. Clay’s nut?
Is Mr. Clay’s butthole a wizard?
What does Charlie ray wanna see from middle aged British women?
What is the Austin maneuver?
 
"I don’t know how you and me are gonna end up doing our own Tug video"
-Charlie Ray-

Whipped out his dong in the middle of the sidewalk

This week the hosts talk about BBQ sauce, nuggets and fry sauce. Mr. Clay tells Charlie Ray about the new (Canadian only) KFC, holiday chicken sandwich. They express their feelings on a few internet videos they watched recently and then end the show with news stories about a sex addicted King and really weird wedding.
The hosts would also like to give a shout out to their German fans (fan?) who have been giving AFE Podcast a whole bunch of their free time listening to the show. Much love goes out to our German friends.
What does Mr. Clay wish was sold in smaller, multi pack sizes?
Where did Charlie Ray’s dad take him when he turned 16?
Would Charlie Ray date a girl that wants him to call her “Mommy” while they smash?
Can you have a KFC themed wedding?
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

Graham crapper crust

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week the hosts let you in on their desires when it comes to limited edition offerings from restaurants and what to avoid when handing in a resume
Listen and learn about the Burger Family, head chefs, deep fried side items, pie crust desserts and cream soda differences between Canada and the USA.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Is Charlie Ray a fan of Pumpkin pie?
Why does Mr. Clay go to work?
Who is Rene Arend?
What amazing things did Rene Arend create?
Why did Mr. Clay get free suckers in California?
 
"I don’t know how you and me are gonna end up doing our own Tug video"
-Charlie Ray-

I knew it wasn’t a nut problem

Good day Knowitalls. This week the hosts chat about Zoe Kravitz, Magic Mike, Alpha males, recording tug videos and windshield wiper repairs. This leads (naturally) into comparing vehicle ownership histories with each other and ends with Charlie Ray defining some Urban Dictionary terms.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
How many Brand new cars have Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay owned in their lives?
What is Charlie Ray’s strategy on his car ownership?
Why do you need a nice car?
What does Mr. Clay do that makes Charlie Ray get hard?
What is a Jell-o Mixer?
 
"I don’t know how you and me are gonna end up doing our own Tug video"
-Charlie Ray-

Like your penis just smoked a Newport

Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray sit down and talk about Colombian Hippos, Danish drug dealers, unique pregnancies, The Urban dictionary, Floridian teachers and the bathroom at Charlie Ray’s workplace.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What goes with peanut butter?
How much money does it cost to surgically castrate a hippo?
Why is a math teacher hanging out with a 14 year old?
What is Uterus Didelphys?
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

We are all geniuses here

April, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay have a threeway and decide to record it. The hosts all prepared for this very special Thanksgiving episode by doing a crap load of research however, the show detours almost immediately and never gets back on track. Enjoy the detour as they talk about locking up mouthwash and razors, earnings VS dignity, meth heads, movie anniversaries, the barter system, aliens, the big bang theory and the great flood.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
If it’s sexual, how can it be plutonic?
What is the night of the comet?
What does Mr. Clay think is unfixable?
What plan does Charlie Ray think went awry?
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

All of a sudden I was in a Home alone movie

Dora drops by to tell the Knowitalls where she is on her house renovation and as the hosts over-share details of their lives they also realize that they wouldn’t have it any other way.
Enjoy as the Dora talks about the beauty she witnesses when she drives to work, how much effort her new bathroom remodel is, how wonderful her new bathtub is and how she plans to make some extra money in the new year.
Mr. Clay is fascinated with the idea of deep fried pepperoni, peas and gravy poutine, girls who date roller coasters, chip dip, and farting into jars for cash.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Who does Dora compare herself to (with the exception of having a better rack)?
What is the most aggressive thing in Dora’s life right now?
How long does Dora think her house renovation will take?
What is the 3 finger method?
Does Dora speak like an Albertan cowboy?
What is the other name for a service berry?
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

Sandpaper hands

This week the hosts each share an odd news story, play a game of “Would you rather?” and talk about charitable donations.
 Charlie Ray introduces Mr. Clay to the concept of “Jelqing” while also trying to determine the meanings of 3 entries from Urban Dictionary. Somehow that leads to a discussion about fried chicken and overstocking soup cans at home.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What is a Dadbro?
What is Jelqing?
Who did Charlie Ray dock with?
What is a Tennessee Fright Train?
Are there strict sex laws in Michigan?
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

Even her wiener is a 15 out of 10

Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay try to chat about Halloween but other topics just keep getting in the way.
Enjoy the detours on Girl Guide cookies, West coast Avengers, Pepsi cans, Igloo Taffy, Mexican New Year’s and baked beans as they try to focus on Halloween candy, costumes and weather.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Why did the police take Mr. Clay home on Halloween?
What did Charlie Ray name his penis?
Where is the best place that Mr. Clay celebrated Halloween?
Why did the lady who farts into jars for money end up in the hospital?
Where is the perfect landing place for Charlie Ray’s nose?
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

The Airport Reach around

Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay just got back from a concert weekend (not with each other) and have lots to talk about.
They discuss the sexiness of David Beckham, urban dictionary definitions, Vegas buffets, In ‘n’ Out burger, airport security for morons, flight delays, mass oyster eating, hotel mini bar costs, Church’s chicken, tantric massages and the cost of buying imported Snickers from India.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Is it ever okay to poop with other people in your bathroom?
How many times did Charlie Ray eat at In ‘n’ Out burger in Los Angeles?
What is an Oreo Slammer?
Is a reverse Blumpkin a thing?
How can you slip by airport security in Vancouver?
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
-April-

He stuck his wang outside of the car to pee

Spooky stories, fall weather and a shout out. This week the hosts have plenty to say and hopefully a thing or two to teach the listener.
Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay give a shout out to a new listener, talk about a haunted campground in California, they discuss if they can pass through multiple dimensions, they learn about time travel, teleportation, dreams becoming reality and the New Jersey Devil
 
Questions that get answered this week:
How do the Peeps Oreos taste?
How do the hosts plan to spend their Friday the 13th in October?
What is a foul weather hat?
Are human beings a battery?
How good of a driver was Charlie Ray when he was 10?
Did Mr. Clay finally get that fall door mat?
Where is it absolutely not safe to pick up hitch hikers?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Spooktober

Halloween season is around us so April brought some stories of cursed or haunted objects to discuss.
However, before the hosts dwell on Wicker and oak chairs, haunted paintings and house fires they discuss the  Walmart Jesus, current house prices, my name is earl and the hunt for a fall themed door mat.
Questions that get answered this week:
How do the titles for the episodes get picked?
How many Jesus’ are there in Prince Albert?
What does Mr. Clay say “smells like candy” ?
What is “The crying boy”?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Look, its Mr. Chiseled jaw

Fall is upon us and once again the hosts chat about the weather, the colors and the beauty of it all.
Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk about fall BBQ cooking, making adult videos, planned trips to Vermont and how Russell Stover outlet stores played a huge part in a road trip Mr. Clay had many years ago.
The show ends with Mr. Clay taking you on a day at his perfect, dream job as an Inconvenience Police Officer.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
 
Who are Chest Rockwell and Stud McBoomboom?
What season are most porn movies shot?
Do the hosts have mental issues from previous relationships?
Why was Charlie Ray mandated to go to therapy?
What product did Mr. Clay find in Oregon that he wishes they still made?
What current drink makes your bowel movements almost black?
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay

I don’t know how the internet works

Episode 128: I don’t know how the internet works
 
Mr. Clay and April sit down to talk about Mandela Effects in this spooky-centric episode which kicks off the Halloween season on the AFE-Pod.
The 2 hosts get into how their memories differ from each other on subjects like C3P0, alternate universes and Richard Simmons, sweating to the oldies. To round out the episode they throw in some talk about Monopoly, Silence of the Lambs, doing edibles, eating at the Spaghetti Factory and having shitty internet.
Questions that get answered this week:
Do April and Mr. Clay wear clothes that are older than 10 years?
Did Richard Simmons wear a headband?
Is Richard Simmons still alive?
Looney Toons or Looney Tunes?
Can you believe the internet?
Why was the bench all wet underneath April?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

I always knew you liked nuts

Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay each share an odd news story that they came across this week.
Get ready for animal sex parties, weird tasting candy, promo items (swag from gas stations, Heineken, Pepsi, Marlboro, Camel and Canadian Liquor stores). The show winds down with a little talk about mushroom trips and frozen pizza ingredients.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What is one of many reasons why Mr. Clay won’t attend a Beastiality party?
What is ZETA Verein?
What is a step too far for Charlie Ray?
What soft drink did Mr. Clay consume too much of while in Scotland?
What’s the best food item Mr. Clay tried while in Europe this summer?
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay

Who the fXXX goes to Liechtenstein?

Episode 126: Who the fuck goes to Liechtenstein?
Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk about The Flash, Justified, Letterkenny and the need for movies to be longer than 2 hours. Mr. Clay has a theory on porn money-shots while Charlie Ray has feelings about travelling to see concerts. Along the way the discussion goes to passport and Driver’s License renewals, Spice girls, the male Avengers, Jimmy Buffet’s death, future travel plans and swamp ass.
Questions that get answered this week:
Who the fuck goes to Liechtenstein?
Where is the cemetery from “The Good, The Bad and The Ugly” located?
Is Charlie Ray a military history buff?
Who is the hosts favorite Spice Girl?
What is one major reason that gay men differ from women?
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
April-

Erection style differences

Episode 125: Erection style differences
 
This week, April went down the Barbie rabbit hole and learned the history of the iconic doll. Stay tuned for all the pertinent info that you never knew that you needed.
From 1959 to 2023, Barbie has had some amazing careers as well as some not so amazing variations. Enjoy as the hosts take you through her journey.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What does Mr. Clay do to make sure his kids respect him?
Who are two of the people who started Mattel toys?
Where did the creator of Barbie get the idea for her doll?
Is math tough?
What features does “Growing up Skipper” have?
 
"Fucking rural Saskatchewan internet"
April-

I’m pretty sure it’s a portal to hell

Episode 124: I’m pretty sure it’s a portal to hell
Dora is back and she has some juicy news about housing in the Maritimes. Along with news about home ownership the hosts talk about shower beers, shower Oreos, shower Pop tarts and more plumbing tips and tricks for each and every one of you beautiful Knowitalls.
Sit back and hear discussions about tree houses, retro cartoons, free money, current concert ticket prices, Chinese food and the new Snow White movie.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Is there a housing crisis in Nova Scotia?
How much did Dora pay for her house?
What did the religious couple gift to Dora with no strings attached?
What is Dora’s favorite song of all time?
Who is Heather Harmon?
What job did Jeff the Mannequin get after his stint on “Today’s Special”?
Would Dora choose making love to Forrest Gump over Foghorn Leghorn?
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay-

You don’t wanna get stuff in your wiener hole.

Episode 123: You don’t wanna get stuff in your wiener hole.
Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay chat about movies on this week’s episode. Topics of discussion range from The Flash movie to Wes Anderson, Deadpool 3 to toy branded movies, detachable penises, contracts for love making and robot malfunctions while attempting a Dutch Rudder.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Where do you go to buy a Cherry 2000?
Does Mr. Clay expect a movie to change his life?
What would Charlie Ray have to pay extra for?
Does Charlie Ray tuck?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Am I ruining their childhood?

Today the Knowitalls hear some scary campfire stories from April and Mr. Clay. From Ghost Whispers and creepy hitchhikers to haunted forests and kids with no eyes, this episode is jam packed. If you don’t want to stick around for the scary stories then stay for the tales of graveyard trippy rocks, chapped lips, garage doors and lake cabins.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
How does Mr. Clay not want to live?
What is the appeal of May long weekend?
Are there garage-sized screen doors?
Does April like spooky things?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

He was holding it with 2 hands and dunking the tip

This week Mr. Clay, Josh and Charlie Ray did some research and learned a lot about fishing. On this journey they learned about Crayfish, Hellgrammites, Charlie Ray’s inbred relatives, tripod sized penises, fly fishing, ice fishing, Charles Kirby, Brokeback mountain, Noodling, Glory holes in an Ice Shanty and beating off during a work-Zoom call.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
 
Who or what can Charley Ray lose his house to?
What is a crayfish?
What is the other name for a Dobson fly larvae?
What does Mr. Clay want his nickname to be?
What is the difference between Noodling and Snoodling?
What is the Kirby Bend?
What is a Kakivak?
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

It’s a good time as long as you have fire

Josh, Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray share their thoughts on summertime as a kid VS summertime as an adult. They obviously don’t stay on topic so get ready to hear them talk about the internet, workplace temperatures, Kansas City BBQ, Alaskan gloryholes, inflation relating to dining out and which jobs to get that keep you employed.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What is “chest feeding”?
Has Mr. Clay BBQ’d outside in -40 temps?
What is hoarfrost?
Does Mr. Clay live in perpetual darkness?
What job does Josh find to be boring but Mr. Clay dreams of having?
What’s the 1 thing that Charlie Ray learned from working?
 
"I’ve had a slice"
-Mr. Clay

He’s not going to get crabs in his lungs

This week the hosts chat about some odd medical conditions that they have to deal with on a personal level. On that conversational journey April and Mr. Clay talk about pubic hair usage, collapsed lungs, collecting women, alien hands and sleep deprived mice.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
Can Doctors give lungs a trim?
What kind of pubes are the best kind of pubes?
What is Alien hand syndrome?
What is the purpose of the DEC/2 gene?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

That’s a Snickers bar-type vein.

Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray have quick chat about Nicholas Cage, Harvey Weinstein, parenting types, spending before earning, VapoRub ointment and the sad truth about injecting drugs into genitals.
 
Questions that get answered this week:
What would Charlie Ray spend his money on if he was rich and in his 20’s?
Who would Charlie Ray throw bologna slices at?
What’s the large vein on the penis called?
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"
-Teapot-

Season one clips show Part 11

The theme this week is a season 1, "Best of" clips show that barely scratches the surface of Teapot and Mr. Clay’s Disneyland trips.
We chat about the box “O” pop, being bullied as well as being a bully, hotel water pressure, Disney backstage passes, Nicholas Cage ruining vacations, Club 33, Teapot’s angry mother and also a little story about how a homeless man disguised himself as Mr. Clay’s dad.
 
The clips from this show can be found in the following episodes.
Episode 5:  The happiest f**king place on Earth
Episode 16: My first time is your best time
Episode 17: I always use the gloryhole in Fantasyland for that
 
"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"-Teapot-